And it's just like cunty

Wow, Live 8 really is the charityconcertfestivalextravaganza that just keeps on giving. Not only did it raise awareness of the debt and plight of poor, starving Africans (whose bodies Mariah Carey never, repeat, never admired . . . publicly), but it also blew the lid off something most people wouldn't expect: pop divas are bitches. The lead story on Wednesday's Page Six alleged a request by Madonna to keep Mariah out of her sight backstage at the London Live 8 "for some unknown slight."

Allow me to introduce you to the slight: This rivalry is actually a longstanding one -- it stretches back to '95, when Mariah was nothing if not a hit-making robot and Madonna was struggling to move units (regardless of enjoying the longest running No. 1 of her career earlier that year). Supposedly, Madonna revealed during an interview that she'd kill herself if she were Mariah (paraphrasing here), a sour-grapes comment on Mariah's work-horsiness. Mariah hit back with a gem of a soundbite, which you can watch here:

"...when she used to be popular."

I love how she starts laughing only after the press does, as though she stumbled upon her cuntiness. She doesn't call herself Mary Poppins for nothing!

While we're talking Mariah, I've spotted a trend while trolling Mariah messageboards that's the digital equivalent of singing into a hairbrush while wearing your mother's high heels. For the need of validation alone, people post sound files of their rendition of their goddess' hits. Because it's SO MUCH FUN to sing, "We Belong Together" has a lot of entries in this aspirational series (I'm being totally serious when I state that there's never been a more exhilarating lovelorn bridge to wail along to than: "I'm feeling all out of my element / Throwin' things cryin' / Tryin' to figure out where the hell I went wrong / The pain reflected in this song / Ain't even half of what I'm feelin' inside / I neeja neeja back in my life, baby"). These fanatics try to keep it together but fall apart with their fascinating pronunciation, boggling overdubbing and complete lack of volume control. They're not all awful singers, but the very thought of a guy making like Mariah should be enough to make you wish for the silence of the lambs.

You've probably heard this song more than you'd care to at this point and, yeah, bad-singing-ha-ha-ha is well-worn territory. If you only download one fan's rendition of "We Belong Together," get Jordan's. Astounding!

"We Belong Together" by Jordan

"We Belong Together" by Matt and Sam

"We Belong Together" by Eman

Comments

[a.]

BWAHAHA! We all like to think we can sing, and most of us have people in our lives who love us enough to tell us to just stop. Sadly, these people are not loved.

Jordan completely lost it at the end shooting for the high notes and then added the background vocals! Hilarious!

Matt and Sam's duet was good in the beginning. I'm thinking their confidences was building and it all fell about.

Eman made remix! Oh my!

And here I thought I was the only one loving to sing this song with such conviction.

[dita]

mariah is an ugly chipmunk cow.

[Closet Mariah Fan]

Okay...I have to admit that I make fun of Mariah with the best of them. But secretly, even though she's a big ole diva 'ho, I love her music. C'mon, Heartbreaker is total danceable fun! It all started when my mom used to get free Mariah cds when she worked for Sony. (I hid them so no one saw that I owned them. They didn't go so well with my metal cds.)

Now I've finally come out of the closet and said it. Mariah is awful...but in that really great way that you just can't help but love. It's kinda like watching Kung Fu movies. They're so bad that they're good! At least she writes her own songs...which is something that Whitney never did.

[Nick]

Listen buddy you have no right to say all the shit you just said about mariah and her fans. Your entitled to your opinion but i just wana slap the shit out of you you dumb ass hole!

[SC]

"They're not all awful singers, but the very thought of a guy making like Mariah should be enough to make you wish for the silence of the lambs."

CLASSIC! I've been wondering myself why I have yet to hear a female fan sing this song, I guess all the guy lambs took up the rapidshare web space:(

[juanel]

of course,you want to be famous at the expense of hurting other people and trying hard yourself for other people's approval.grow up.

how's this?!your blog is crap and you're trying to be a writer,well,how about getting writing a favor?stay out of it.you're trying too hard.

[Paul]

You know this would be cute if it was true. But hey, there are alot of JEALOUS haters out there. Move along and enjoy her success and love she carries. Instead of a wanna-be hater that is so sad and upset over how incredible she is as a singer and a person the world admires.!! Grow up!

douchebag

[Newton]

Mariah has the #1 song on 6 charts on Billboard and her album just went triple platinum and she's the best selling female artist so who cares what Madonna or anyone else thinks?

[RichJuz]

Hi, it's me, Rich, this is my site. I'm really pathetic, most people who aren't into someone will just move on, but I have to put them down and their fans so I can feel better about myself. Thanks for coming to my site to validate my existance and my opinions.
Yours truly,
Rich

[Glammer]

You're entitled to your opinion, but...no, wait, you're entitled to your opinion *and* it's right.

She's like the Randall McMurphy of vocal gymnastics: Crazy, but more loveable for it. Plus, her diva African kiddie choir at Live 8 kicked Madonna's gospel choir ass.

[Phyllis Gabor]

Mariah is a useless cunt ... Madonna is way more influential in pop culture than Mariah and her cheese loving fans will ever be!

[Odisea Burbujas]

Also, no one talked about Mariah's Live 8 performance because she's useless on stage ... and how vulgar was her hooker outfit?

[jordan]

madonna was influential in the 80's because she was slutty!!! get with the times...

[Rich]

Hey lovers,

I just feel the need to point out that the comment from RichJuz is not me. I am, in fact, way into Mariah Carey and feel no need to move on.

I'm not deleting the comment because I'll take funny anywhere I can get it!

[Jose]

YOU'RE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE!

[vivian]

mariah carey should never be mention together with madonna (1) mariah, for we all know, can sing (2) mariah is very very creative in her music as seen in her wide range of lyrics (3) mariah carey is very hardworking and professional (4) mariah carey is sexy.

[luis]

ok, first of all, that mariah's quote about how she'd love to be skinny like those african kids is SoOoOoOo oldfashioned, and of course it's false.. but hey, if u like picking on old stuff that's ok, but u have a lot of new and fresh mariah (false) rumours, like the red carpet one, or the broken nail one. that's ok, ppl always loved to trash the so called diva-ish behaviour, but as mariah is doing so well in music industry, these cheesy ordinary shots at her are losing strength.. but hey, keep trying! mariah fans (me myself and i) and mariah herself always laughed at her haters. the oh-so-called-hooker/cunty/slutty/chubby/cheesy comments on her are getting a little boring... but once again... if u are happy to say them, that's cool! we all know mariah is a healthy, happy woman, with a fantastic (and pacient) sense of humour (and a great body too). and some of u dared to compare her to madonna.. ok, madonna is an icon, but c'mon... she had to be f***** 1 zillion times to get the respect and the personality she has! i do love madonna's work/image, but calling mariah a slut...(oops u didn't say that, but this is an answer to ur post and to the ones that agreed with it) it's sOoOoO ... off key lol!
about the fans... ok, i admit i only sing in the shower, but who are we to criticize these unknown fans, when an entertainer (so-called singer) screamed (@ Live8) like she was having a baby... oh madonna u are so in...out....in...out... breath dahhhling, breath, coz ur grannie's pants will help you out!
but what it counts is that we all are free to express ourselves, and u have ur opinion, i have mine, mariah has hers like madonna too. ´
peace! luis|breakbreakdown

[Phyllis Gabor]

Mariah's fat and she has her stylist paint fake abs on her flabby stomach ... she can sing and that's it ... she has no other talent and she's practically close to brain dead!

[Odisea Burbujas]

Aside from being slutty in the 80s, Madonna also had a brain and she was always in control and did not degrade herself by say, washin Snoop Dogg's car while dressed like a whore in a video ...

[Josh]

Madonna is actually the best selling female recording artist of all time, not Mariah. According to both Billboard and Genesis Book of world records. Both are very talented. Both hold different records and accomplishments. Madonna is more global than Mariah. You just can't look at how many #1's either have had in just one country. You have to look at global sales. Both have loyal fans. This is great. I prefer Madonna because over all she is more talented. Yes Mariah may have a better voice, but Madonna's is distinctive and more recognizable. Both are great female singers. Let’s compare them against other men not each other. And yes I have some of both of There CD's.

[Des]

side from being slutty in the 80s, Madonna also had a brain and she was always in control and did not degrade herself by say, washin Snoop Dogg's car while dressed like a whore in a video ...

YOU MEAN like how Madonna degraded herself with Vanilla Ice and various animals in her SEX book? All her new songs suck after Like a Prayer

[Annoyed Reader]

All you do is post on a blog, and you are making fun of someone who has a record breaking 16 #1 hits. Call us when you win a Nobel prize or something.. Mariah wants her four-inch pumps back. I think that they are stuck in your ass. Loser.

[Haters are foaming at the mouth]

"Madonna is actually the best selling female recording artist of all time, not Mariah. According to both Billboard and Genesis Book of world records."

WRONG!! Mariah is the best selling female recording artist of all time, not Madonna. Mariah has sold more in the U.S. and the entire world than Madonna. Mariah is far more global than Madonna. Nice try, though.

Why this fighting? Both are great in their own ways and both have haters who rip on them. Next.

[Esther]

You people are fucking morons. Babs has outsold both of them and Mariah is a whore.

Madonna Rocks! She always has, and she always will.

E

[Marc]

Madonna is great.. no one can deny that.. She has amazing songs.. (although her music sucked after Ray Of Light and the shameful Britney Spears duet)

She is an AMAZING performer on stage.. YET, she doesnt have the voice!

She doesnt have 16 #1 songs under her belt.. she doesnt have the most weeks spent at #1 song.. she wasnt awarded Billboards Artist of the Decade.. and that kills her.

PEACE!

[Thomas Williama]

That duet with Britney Spears was awesome. And actually Madoona has sold more albums and what not than MAriah

[amy]

madonna's mad because mariah has done more than she did in half the time. she's just showing the world how threatened she is by mariahs' abilities. madonna is more recognizable because of her outrageous antics and her need for exposure - rarely for her talent. hmmmm...... wonder who wins.

[Peter]

mariah's tha shit, u kno it too! lame ass tryn 2 start bullshit. madonna is cool. but she is a bitch too, i lyk bitchs newayz so i dun giv a fuk about that. kallin mariah a slut n all those atha lame words are tired and wacked out. next. wats so degrading about washing a fuking car i lame ass. degrade ur own ass u fuked up cow. she aint degrading. so go get fuked and calm down.

[Anonymous]

I like Matt and Sam's singing and I am not ashamed.

[Anon]

I just want to know what is the Genesis Book of World Records? Does that really exist, or can someone not spell?

[John]

re: mariah carey should never be mentioned together with Madonna. (1) Madonna works way harder than mariah ever has. (2)mariah tries so hard to fit in, hence her grasp for acceptance in the rap world. She went from bubblegum pop to featuring rappers on every damn single(sellout!). mariah does have the voice but it is not enough to close the deal...you have to have some kind of personality! (3)Madonna has evolved far beyond sluttiness, which is something mariah chooses not to escape. (4)Madonna has branched out to work with other genres of music to make hers sound different and diverse, unlike mariah, who uses the trendiest producer of the moment. mariah get a clue, seeing you in tight, slutty clothing with your hair blowing in the "wind" has grown extremely tired...besides beyonce has taken that crown from you and she is much younger and more popular than you are. Even though you have one of the strongest voices in pop, hearing you communicate with Flipper and the rest of his dolphin friends gets on my damn nerves! don't forget to take your medication or the men with the white coat will be coming to take your crazy ass away!

[Thomasq]

Sry i was wrong Mariah has sold more in the U.S and Madonna has sold more worldwide.

[Joshua]

I have a version of the song called "Pee Belongs In My Hair" done by two queens.

It = Best.

[Vinnie]

Madogga has nothing on Mariah.. Madogga only sold records through controversy not through pure talent like Mariah!!!

[Robbie]

Whats with all this "Mariah is better than Madonna" and "Madonna is better than Mariah" rubbish all about then? they are both great in their own right. Mariah has had some amazing high's in here career just like Madonna has, but has also had some lows like Madonna. They should be celebrated for the efforts. So what if they have had some cross words in the past, I bet if they were in the same room tthey would get along just fine, and even if they didnt, so what, not everyone gets on with everyone alse all the time, thats what makes them individual. Personally I think Madonna will always be the biggest star, if you wanna know. Mariahs new album is her best work in years and I hope she can keep it up, the only negative thing I have to say about Mariah is 'lose the ego' relax and have more fun, she could have made more out of her Live8 performance (I should know, I was front row!) ...and just as a final conclusion, its great that they bitch at each other, its what has inspired us all to make posts in the first place! x

[jordan]

mariah has an ego? wtf...and you're saying that in comparison to madonna... (although everything else you said was fine)

[Mariah Carey]

I really hate it when my so called fans fuck up my song. Help..I can't make them quit!!!

[Madonna]

What the hell. I cant really sing. they dont know that yet?

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[atty1chgo]

I can't decide whether I want some Kabbalah strange, or some Mariah
muni (Greek for the "c" word). I guess I'm just torn.

[Thomas]

Madonna has the most talent!!! Her last tour was the biggest grossing tour in 2004. Mariah can't sell out arenas and stadiums like Madonna can!!! Madonna produces much better music. Madonna can dance and put on one hell-of-a show. Mariah only has more number 1's than Madonna....other than that, Madonna is THE QUEEN in the music biz!!!! See for yourself...
Career achievements:

Madonna is the richest female artist in the world. According to Sunday Times Rich List of 2005 her capital is estimated of over $448 million (£235 million). Much higher amounts from other sources.
According to the Guinness Book of World Records Madonna is the most successful female recording artist of all time. Madonna has sold over 250 million records - 75 million singles and 175 million albums (according to Warner Bros. Records 2004). Madonna's sales in US were 63 million albums and 15 million singles. Madonna has sold over 14.6 million singles in the UK, more than any other female artist. Madonna's The Immaculate Collection is the highest selling greatest hits album ever by a female artist in the world and in the US, with estimated 10 million US sales and 23 million worldwide sales. It is also both the highest selling album and highest greatest hits album in the UK. With sales over 3 million copies.
Maverick Records is the most successful "vanity label" in music history. While under Madonna's control it generated well over $1.2 billion in sales, more than any other "independent" record label.
In the US, Madonna, Britney Spears, Céline Dion, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Shania Twain, and the Dixie Chicks are the only female artists with multiple Diamond (shipped over 10 million copies) albums.
Madonna is one of only nine women to have had five or more Top-10 debuts on the U.S. Billboard 200 album chart. The others are Barbra Streisand, Mary J. Blige, Janet Jackson, LeAnn Rimes, Tori Amos, Britney Spears, Céline Dion, and Mariah Carey.
Madonna certification achievements (RIAA) with 20 Gold, 3 Platinum, and 1 Multi-Platinum singles.
Madonna has had twelve number-one singles on Billboard's Hot 100 Singles Chart, the same number as Diana Ross and The Supremes and behind only Mariah Carey's sixteen among female artists.
Madonna is the third oldest female to place a number one at the Billboard Hot 100 the single Music reached the #1 spot when Madonna was 42 years 1 month old. She is behind Tina Turner's single What's Love Got To Do With It, which made number one when Turner was 45 years old. Cher's single Believe which reached number one when Cher was 52 years old.
Madonna has had six number-two singles on Billboard's Hot 100 Singles Chart, the most for a female artist, tying her with Elvis Presley for the record.
Madonna has the most Top 5 singles by a female artist on Billboard's Hot 100 Chart (27).
Madonna has the most Top 10 singles by a female artist on Billboard's Hot 100 Chart (35).
Madonna has the most Top 20 singles by a female artist on Billboard's Hot 100 Chart (41).
Madonna has the most Top 30 singles by a female artist on Billboard's Hot 100 Chart (43).
Madonna has the most Top 40 singles by a female artist on Billboard's Hot 100 Chart (46).
Madonna has 5 No. 1 albums on Billboard's Top 200 Albums Chart, the same amount as Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey and behind only Barbra Streisand's 8 among female artists.
Madonna has 5 No. 2 albums on Billboard's Top 200 Albums Chart, behind only The Beatles' 6 and Frank Sinatra's 7.
Madonna has 15 Top 10 albums on Billboard's Top 200 Albums Chart, behind only Barbra Streisand's 26 among female artists.
Every album Madonna has released has gone Top 10 in the US except for her two remix albums, You Can Dance and Remixed and Revisited.
Madonna has 33 #1 singles on Billboard Dance/Club Play Chart proving her dominance in US, more than twice the number of her nearest rival Janet Jackson. Madonna also has 25 #1 singles on Billboard's Hot Dance Single Sales Chart, more than three times the number of her nearest rivals Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Prince, and Notorious B.I.G.
In the Billboard Dance/Club Play Chart, Madonna is the only singer in history to achieve 7 Top 10 hits from one album. Madonna is also the only artist ever to achieve 7 consecutive #1 hits on this chart twice. (This information is according to Billboard magazine, which it was published in the Q&A section).
Madonna has 10 No. 1 singles on the UK singles chart, more than any other female artist.
Madonna has 12 No. 2 singles on the UK singles chart, more than any other artist ever.
Madonna has 42 Top 5 singles on the UK singles chart, more than any other artist ever.
Madonna has 55 Top 10 singles on the UK singles chart, more than any other female artist.
Madonna has 60 Top 20 singles on the UK singles chart, more than any other female artist.
Madonna has 60 Top 40 singles on the UK singles chart, more than any other female artist.
Madonna has spent a total of 21 weeks at #1 on the UK singles chart, more than any other female artist.
From "Lucky Star" in 1984 to "Cherish" 1989 Madonna has the all time record of 16 consecutive Top 5 hits on the Hot 100 Billboard Airplay Chart. "Like a Virgin" in 1984 to "Secret" in 1994, Madonna had an all-time record 34 consecutive Top 10 hits on the UK singles chart.
Every single Madonna has released in the UK has gone Top 20, and all but five of them have gone Top 10.
Madonna has 8 No. 1 albums on the UK albums chart, more than any other female artist.
Madonna has 4 No. 2 albums on the UK albums chart, more than any other female artist.
Madonna has 15 Top 5 albums on the UK albums chart, more than any other female artist.
Madonna has 16 Top 10 albums on the UK albums chart, more than any other female artist.
From the Evita Soundtrack in 1996 to Music in 2000 Madonna had 3 consecutive #1 albums on the UK albums chart, an all time record for a female artist.
Every album Madonna has released has gone Top 10 in the UK and her self-titled debut is the only one to miss the Top 5. (Her 2003 EP Remixed and Revisited was not allowed to appear on the UK album chart as it was too short to qualify as an album.)
In the UK, Madonna and Kylie Minogue are the only artists ever to have a No. 1 album and No. 1 single in three different decades.
Madonna has had more music videos played more often on MTV US than any other artist.
Madonna was voted by MTV US viewers as the greatest music video icon ever on the network's 25 Greatest Video Stars.
In 1986, Madonna received the Video Vanguard Award at the MTV Video Music Awards honoring her for outstanding achievements in the realm of music video.
Madonna is the most successful act in the history of MTV's Video Music Awards with an all time record 67 VMA nominations and 19 VMA wins.
In 2004 Madonna became one of the five founding members of the UK Music Hall of Fame, joining Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Bob Marley, and U2 as automatic inductees.
Madonna has achieved the unique feat of having had at least one single peak at every position in the Top 10 of Bilboard's Hot 100 chart.
Madonna won a Golden Globe Award in the cateogry of Best Actress In A Musical Comedy for her performance in Evita.
Madonna's Evita was the highest grossing movie-musical of the 1990's (it also made more money than any movie-musical in the 1980's). It made $50,047,179 at the domestic box office and $91,000,000 overseas for an impressive world wide box office total of $141,047,179.
Madonna is the recipient of five Grammy awards; one for "Beautiful Stranger," (Best Song Written For A Motion Picture, Television Or Other Visual Media) in 1999 as well as Best Dance Recording for "Ray of Light," Best Pop Album for "Ray of Light," and Best Short Form Music Video for "Ray of Light" In 1998. Madonna also won a Grammy for Best Music Video, Long Form for "Madonna - Blonde Ambition World Tour Live" in 1991.

fuck the haters,Mariah rocks!she ois the ebst bitches,best selling female artist of all tiem!16#1s

cant touch,fuck beyonce,fuck,j.lo all about MC

[De.]

Madonna reinvented pop culture, she made strong points with every other single and her image on feminism was not matched by any other pop artiste. She's truly amazing. And as mentioned above, the Guiness Book of World Records crowned her the Greatest Female Artiste
She's amazing.
Mariah is a great singer, her music is very mainstream and soothing to listen to and that's why so many people like her too. Mariah looks great too.

lol you can bitch whatever you want about both of them will continue doing their thing and they'll be around for a long time. Nothing you do is going to make either of them collapse so grow up eh? How about channeling your energy to something a little more productive.
God I can't even believe I'm posting in a topic like this but oh well, hope I helped someone (:

[ny212]

There really is no comparison.
Madonna is the hardest working woman in the music industry and arguably the best live performer of the 20th century. Im not interested in how many number ones anyone has.....(Oops, I did it again! was a number one for christs sake) but the bottom line is that Madonna is the icon, the legend, the star.
Mariah is a singer. How nice. But also how scary when the voice is gone, a la The BET awards performance a few weeks ago. Everyone seems to also forget her nervous breakdown....
Hello......the woman had a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN,,,,,,she is crazy.....If I were Madonna, Id want Mariah as far away as possible too......
AND Mariah is FAT.....Disgustingly fat.......She needs to hit a treadmill fast......She is lazy and the MOST boring performer. Her performance at Live 8 was pathetic.....
For all the bad singing that Madonna does, she still wins the crowd over....Being a star is about having stage presence....If you cant command an arena, youre nothing but a Fat, Lazy recording artist.....
Also, Madonna is on the cover of Vogue AGAIN this month.
Mariah will neeeeeeeeeeeeeverr make it on the cover of Vogue.
Fatties arent allowed.....
Mariah would also never be in a Versace Ad....unlike Madonna who has modelled for the prestigious fashion house twice....
At the end of the day, yes, Madonna is a bitch, shes a cunt, she cant sing as well as Mariah.....but she is THE STAR because of her perseverance, staying power, and dedication to her craft.
Madonna was dragged through the dirt throughout her whole career, and NEVER broke down....Mariah is weak....poor fat girl

[drew]

If I were singing in the same venue as Mariah Scary,I'd want to be as far from her as possible too. Just her annoying voice is enough to drive anyone away.There really is no comparison. Mariah should not even be in the same sentence with Madonna.100 years from noe people will remember Madonna and Mariah will be forgotten.

[Lapkin]

Oh, Christ...isn't it obvious? Some lame Mariah fan has called an attack on this blog, because the writer had the audacity to *gasp* defame the Queenchop! Mercy me! Get a grip, "lambs", opinions are opinions, not fact. Go back and listen to "Can't Take That Away", make yourself feel better by meeting up with all your internet Mariah fans, take pictures of yourselves in outfits similiar to hers, and don't forget to wear lots of rainbows and make pointless fanbooks that she doesn't care about anyways. You'll feel better in the morning. Idiots.

[Madeline]

OH MY GOD, I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT VIDEO THAT FEATURES MARIAH APPARENTLY DISSING MADONNA.. THEN I SAW THESE SAD COMMENTS DEFENDING THEIR HEROES! GOD PEOPLE GET A LIFE!YOU DONT NEED TO FIGHT EACH OTHER TO DEFEND MARIAH OR MADONNA...
OKAY I HELP YOU OUT I THINK MARIAH HAS THE VOICE POWER, MADONNA HAS THE DANCE POWER. IN ACTING? THEY BOTH NEED SOME LESSONS.. SEXYNESS, MARIAH IS CURNY AND VOLUPTOUSLY SEXY, MADONNA? SHE HAS THIS ACROBATIC SEXINESS. BANK STATEMENTS, THEIR BOTH RICH.. OKAY? LOVELIFE, MADONNA HAD MORE MEN, AND ALTHOUGH MARIAH LOOK MORE SLUTTY SHE DIDNT HAVE A LOT OF MEN..BEAUTY? MADONNA HAS A CLASSIC CAUCASIAN BEAUTY, AND MARIAH HAS AN EXOTIC BEAUTY?
OVERALL PEOPLE, IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, THEY'RE JUST THE SAME... AND THEIR EQUALLY POWERFUL..
SORRY BOUT ME SAYING GET A LIFE, I DIDNT MEAN IT IN A RUDE WAY

[jeannie]

madonna is an icon, plain and simple.
enough said!
j

[Michael]

Mariah is nothing but an ugly whore who can sing..... yes she has had 16 #1's IN AMERICA... Madonna on the other hand is global... Mariah is nothing in Australia she is and always will be second to madonna. Madonna has brains unlike Mariah. Madonna is the best!

[Penny Woods]

If you're trying to validate that Madonna is a better artist than Mariah Carey, you're an idiot.

If you're trying to validate that Mariah Carey is a better artist than Madonna, you're an idiot.

That said, I've heard middle school kids completely wreck "We Belong Together." It is a painful experience.

[SHAWN PENN]

MADANNA SUCK
MARIHA HAVE NICE TITTIES!

[Carrot Top]

Man-donna is a skanky ho.
Now Mariha got's them tig o bitties, I likes them. I would love to brush her checks with my orange pubes.

[bootievicious]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Jordan>>>>>>>>>DIS IS TOO DEEP!

[NV]

Which forum has these hot beats? I must have more!

[patrick lynch]

madonna is the queen, one day when u get a life, all u sad little mariah fans will realise that, mariah only sells cos of the other artists on her songs, sorry, i made a big mistake, ull never get a life, u poor unfortunate creatures! Ill pray for u all. u fucking losers!hahaha X X

[NASH]

MARIAH CAREY IS THE GODDESS OF MUSIC WITH PURE GOD-GIFTED TALENT... SHE WRITES ALL OF HER SONGS THEN TURNED IT INTO HITS (#1s)...SHE CAN DANCE GRACEFULLY FROMHER HONEY, HEARTBREAKER AND ITS LIKE THAT VIDEOS... A PHILANTROPHIST OF BY INVOLVING HERSELF TO MANY CHARITABLE INSTITUTIONS... SHE ALWAYS GIVE THANKS TO GOD ABOUT THE BLESSINGS THAT SHE RECIEVED.... SHE DEEPLY TOUCH THE HEARTS AND LIVES OF EVERY PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT RACES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.... A TRULY INSTRUMENT OF GOD....
ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT MADONNA IS THAT SHE'S A GAY ICON WHOSE FAME AND WEALTH COMES FROM INVENTING AND CREATING CONTROVERSIES WHICH IS VERY IMMORAL IN NATURE....

MARIAH CAREY IS A BLESSING FOR ME (SHE SERVES AS AN INSPIRATION FOR MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE.... THANK YOU GOD)

[Michelle]

Listen, bottom line is that had it not been for Madonna, there would be no Mariah Carey, Britney ,Christina or even Janet Jackson. Madonna has broke ground for all of these women to be sexy and half ass nude all over the place. Mariah has the voice no one is disputing that, however she started off as pure poptart bullshit to having the hottest hip hop artist at the momment on her single but when they fall off she is done with them. You have to abmitt Madonna has never changed, she has only grown. Marey is only a shameless phoney. She can only hope to be the kind of artist Madonna is. While Marey is riding high now, what will she be in 20 years? Shit look at Whitney and ya'll can't say she is better than Whitney was. Mariah will crash and burn again and then see who's standing MADONNA OR MARIAH? Keep it real When Mariah is pushin' 50 do ya'll think she'll look or dance like Madonna after 2 kids? That bitch can't dance now and she is mixin' one too many sandwiches now days. Ya'll be the judge. RICHMOND,CA OUT! BITCHES......

[Michelle]

BY THE WAY FOR THE POSTER WHO BELIEVES THAT MARIAH IS A GOD GIFTED TALENT. YES INDEED HER VOICE IS BEATIFUL. BUT GOD DON'T TELL HER TO SHAKE HER FLAT ASS ALL OVER T.V. GOD DONT'T LIKE UGLY AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS UGLY.

[Angelic]

OKAYY!!! WOAHH!!!! its funny how people hate Mariah for the incredible talent she is. I know right is hard to see someone so beautiful, talented, and rich and above all kind!!! SO hate on haters!!!! nothing u can say takes away the fact that Mariah is #1 in record brakers,singles,albums,voice,and music all around!!! THE FACTS R THERE!!!!so keep posting ur stupid opinion cuz they dont mean shit!!! and no matter what u tried to deny or disagree you, yourself knows thats the truth!!! AND NEVER COMPARE THAT LOw CLASS HOOKER MADONA TO MARIAH!!! I dont care how much money she has i would never like to be her!! so cheap and a slut!! yeah she has some good music too !! but please girl can only do two things real good, and thats talk in her songs and be a cheap slut. Putting out her sex images and having sex with denis rodman well what can we say she is a world class hoe!!!Ugly gap, ugly face, ugly manly body!!!! like i said she does have a good songs and is done real good with her career but she really is a dirty slut she gives women a bad name and give girls horrible inspirations!She is just so mad that in all her career she couldnt achieve what Mariah has and it kills her she isnt number one!! madona is so done let her old ass slutty self rest! so say what u want!! because everything here is a fact! peace!

[angelic]

and i know u bitch aint talking about naked artist when madona is the grand queen of cheap nude slut!! she didnt do shit for anyone but britney!!! Aretha did make way for real women like whitney, Mariah, and all the ethnic singers!!! But madona please someone else was there before her tacky slut fest world of hers!! God dont like ugly so maybe thats why he made her into a whore!! so u can see her ugly colors!! please mariah is mad hot!!! fine original total package it gurl!!! and even if mariah doesnt make it again her music forever will be there and so will her records which have surpass madona!! so where will madona n mariah be in 20 yrs? well if u said mariah aint going to be anywhere then madona sure aint going to be in the map!! the only reason she got 2 kids is because she cant keep her legs close!! n have u seen Mariahs latest pictures while filming!! her new single!!!! she is on her top shape again and wayyyyyyyyyyy hotter than slut witch!!so fuck u bitch!!! keep hatin u still know waz up!!! u cant deny it!! u only lying to urself!!! so peace biatch!

[ROB SCOTLAND UK]

MADONNA'S WHOLE CAREER HAS BEEN 1 BIG PUBLICITY CHASE ALL ABOUT MAXIMUM EXPOSURE, SHOCK TACTICS
FROM JESUS HAVING SEXY IN HER VIDEOS,
-TO-
I REALLY AM ALL HOLY AND RELIGIOUS-
TO-
IM A SLUT AGAIN-LOOK HOW FAR I CAN GET THIS BTTL DOWN MY THROAT
-TO-
IM A POSH ENGLISH LIBRARIAN TEACHING KIDS THE WAS OF MY KABALLAH GOD THEN OF COURSE
BACK TO BEING A SLUT, I MEAN PLEASE JUST MAKE UP UR MIND

MADONNA IS THE ONE WHO TRIES TOO HARD TO FIT IN!
WHAT WAS THAT RAPPING ALL ABOUT?
ONE ALBUM'S ALL DANCE THEN SHE'S RAPPIN THEN SHE'S ALL DANCE AGAIN
SHE JUST SEEMS TO JUMP IN ON WHATEVERS POPULAR AT THAT MOMENT

HERE EARLY STUFF WAS GOOD AND THE DANCE ALBUM RAY OF LIGHT WAS AMAZIN BUT ON CONFESSIONS MOST TRACKS SOUND LIKE IT COULD BE ANY DANNI MINOGE/LISA SCOTT LEE/ALICE BLOODY DJ SINGING THEIR TUNE ALONG TO THE DANCE MUSIC.

MARIAH IS BI RACIAL MOST OF HER FRIENDS ARE BLACK AND URBAN RnB MUSIC IS WHAT SHE ENJOYS,
FOR SOME1 TO POST THAT MIMI HAS ONLY DONE WELL BECAUSE SHE HAS GOT A HOT PRODUCER WORKIN WITH HER IS ABSURD, SHE MADE DUPRI HOT OVER A DECADE AGO!
ITS MARIAH WHO HAS LAUNCHED AND BROUGHT J DUPRI (ALONG WITH) SNOOP, JAY Z EVEN P DIDDY'S CAREER INTO THE MAINSTREAM, CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT WASNT MARIAH'S HONEY NOT ONE OF THE 1ST TRACKS FOR P DIDDY TO RAP ON?
MARIAH IS THE ONE WHO BROUGHT RnB PROPERLY INTO THE MAINSTREAM B4 ANY J LO OR DESTINY'S CHILD ETC,
HER COLLABORATION WITH HEAVY HIP HOP ARTISTS
LIKE ODB IN FANTASY
AND MOBB DEEP BACK IN THE EARLY 90s
MARIAH EVEN HELPED BRING THE LIKES OF
MISSY ELLIOT AND DA BRAT INTO THE MAINSTREAM
WHO BACK IN 1995 WERE RELATIVELY UNKNOWN

MY POINT IS MARIAH IS HEAVILY RESPECTED FOR AND RESPONSIBLE FOR RnB NOW BEING PART OF THE MAINSTREAM.

MOST OF THE STUFF WRITTEN ABOUT HER IS RUBBISH AND WAS FUELLED WITH THE BITTERNESS OF HER POWERFUL EX HUSBAND Eg it was him who was behind J Lo who he had used to get at mariah http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,49437,00.html

MARIAH IS NUTTS AND THATS WHAT WE LUV ABOUT HER,
SHE IS WACKY AND FUN,
SHE DOESN'T TAKE HERSELF TOO SERIOUSLY
AND IS THE MOST "INTOUCH WITH FANS" AN ARTIST THERE'S EVER BEEN.

THE FACT MARIAH CAN SING AND HAS WRITTEN OR CO-WRITTEN MOST OF HER MATERIAL PROVES HER TALENT.

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM WRITING THIS ITS JUST SUM OF THE PAST POSTS WERE WAY TO INACCURATE AND MEAN!

BASICALLY I BELIEVE MADONNA IS OVER RATTED WHILE MARIAH IS UNDERRATED

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY IT'S MARIAH WHO IS THE BIGGEST SELLING FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME WHICH MUST ANNOY MADONNA AND HER FANS.
OH YEH AND THE FACT THAT MARIAH ACTUALLY CAN SING, AND COMMAND A STAGE ON HER OWN WITHOUT ALL OF THE MADONNA TACTICS OF STAGE DANCERS OR CARTOONS GIMMICKS etc Eg; C GRAMMYS!

Oh Yeh and for some1 to post "yeh but only in america has mariah sold..."
doesnt the US account for summit like 50% of the world-wide music market industry?

WITH DONT FORGET ABOUT US BEING MARIAH'S 17th (US) No1
AND "SAY SOMETHING" LOOKING LIKE ITS GONNA MATCH ELVIS WITH 18 No 1s
& the title of SOLO ARTIST IN HISTORY WITH MOST No1s

THERE IS NO DENYING MARIAHS IS A TRUE TALENT, A LIVING LEGEND!

ONLY A TRUE TALENT COULD ACCOMPLISH ALL THIS WITH ALL THE NEGATIVE MEDIA AND GOSSIP THAT MARIAH RECEIVES!

NOT EVEN GONNA TO MENTION HER DEDICATION TO MANY GOOD CAUSES AND CHARITIES;

"Even though most people don't know it and hear little about it, Mariah is one of the most giving and charitable celebrities of our time; and not for the publicity involved with most celebrity charities, but for the personal rewards she receives knowing that she helped make someone's life more manageable. Simply put, Mariah knows what it's like to need help from others.

In addition to raising awareness through public service announcements and millions of dollars through donations for various charities, Mariah is one of the few celebrities that not only pays lip-service for causes close to her heart, but also interacts with these causes on a regular basis.
MAKE A WISH

Save The Music Foundation National Adoption Center Camp Mariah AND THE FRESH FUND AIR FUND

[Suzie]

Madonna is a hasbeen and Mariah is awesome. She was the one that recieved a standing ovation at the Grammys without having to wear a leotard, look like shit, sing like shit, AND dance with a bunch of cartoons. And with all that crap, Madonna still got nothing. You Madonna supporting freaks are calling Mariah stupid, but check out the lyrics man, at least she has a vocab beyond "hung up". Shut up Madonna - for the good of everybody.

Wtf the second one is AMAZING those are GUYS!?, Jordan is good but comes in third!

[Dr. Psych]

Mariah would have never been successful had she not been married to the president of Sony Music. Mariah should have been kept locked up in her psychiatric unit forever. She is nothing but a fat squealing bitch who only sings boring ballads. Peace!!!

[cicci]

YOU CANT EVEN COMPARE...COMPARING MARIAH TO MADONNA IS LIKE COMPARING VANILLA ICE TO PAUL MCCARTNEY. MADONNA IS IN A "LEAGUE OF HER OWN". LASTLY, THE BOTTOM LINE.....
ELVIS PRESLEY......THE BEATLES.....MADONNA.
END OF DISCUSSION...;)

[Chris]

Mariah only sings boring ballads. She pisses off us, she's fat, ugly (she looks like a monkey lol) she can't dance, her tours are too boring, she has no creativity. She sells cds thanks to rappers with who she does duets. If she'd not do duets, nobody would buy her shitty cds. She only sell cds in US, but world wide she's a shit. Very few people like her in Europe, and nobody likes her in the rest of the world. She's pretentious, egoist, pathetic, ugly, her lyrics are boring. 50 or 100 years from now, nobody will remember this fat boring woman. She may sell more than Madonna IN THE US, but Madonna is THE QUEEN. Madonna is the queen of dancefloor, queen of the charts, queen of talent, queen of reinvention, queen of music!! She sold over 260 million records (far more than Boriah Scarey...) and EVERY tour of Madonna was sold out! Mariah always has to cancel concerts because nobody buy her tickets... she sucks! Mariah is only a WHORE, nothing else!!

Screw both of those superficial whores. They both play the same blonde bimbo card and that's why their both jealous of one another. It's a shame either one of them has hit it so big when there's much bigger talent out there that refuse to sell sex to get recognized.

[Mariahfan4eva!]

YALL NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! MARIAH IS THE BEST! MADONNA DON'T HAVE SHIT ON MIMI!
MADONNA OLD UGLY ASS WEARING SKIMPY, SMALL, UGLY ASS CLOTHES!! DON'T U DARE TALK ABOUT MIMI BECAUSE SHE'S BETTER THAN MADONNA ON HERBEST DAY AND MARIAH ON HER WORST!! MARIAH HAS INSPIRATIONAL SONG!!! SONGS THAT HELP PEOPLE GET THOUGHT HARD TIMES!! "CICCI" EVERY LAST ONE OF MARIAH CD's WENT PLATINUM BABY. NONE OF HERDAMN CD's ARE SHITTY!! MAYBE UR SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER OKAY!! WHAT!!! MARIAH TRIES HARD!! LOOK I'M TIRED OFTHIS SHIT MARIAH'S BETTER THAN HERSO GET OVER IT!!

[hahahaha]

FUCK YOU CHRIS!!!!

[as]

girl 18~22

all of u's who think mariah is crap and a load of shit think .she got the BEST VOICE IN THE WHOLE UNVERSE!maddonna is just jealous beause she ain't beautiful sexy talented young or in any way at all good at singing like mariah. i dont give a fuck about maddonna she can't even sing ! so all of u's lot who fink mariah is a cow who can't sing ............
FUCK OFF!

[Paul]

MARIAH RULES DIRTY DONNA DRULES! DONNA AND HER PHONEY ENGLISH ACCENT! HAHA, FUCKING GET A GRIP MADGE! OH YEAH - AND YOUR HUSBANDS FUCKING DOG ROUGH AND UGLY AS SIN! THEY BOTH PLAY UP FOR THE CAMERA BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO HAND IT TO MARIAH, REGARDLESS OF SALES, MONEY AND ALL THAT SHIT, MARIAH HAS GOT IT GOING ON, SHE HAS A LIFE! MADONNA IS JUST EXSISTING, BUT AS WHAT I AM NOT QUITE SURE, SOMETHING NOT WORTH WORRYING ABOUT THOUGH.