Patchy Adams
Winston's mad.
Like, Swan Brooner mad.
Whenever we go out, I'm like, "Smile, baby, people are looking at you." But he won't.
See, his life was kind of ruined over July 4th weekend when bf and I decided to shave him. We both clearly operate under the belief that the only way to make the cute cuter is by buzzing it. Winston disagrees.
"My precious locks!"
Winnie, you don't have locks.
My mother, who has shaved her pets retarded every May-October for as long as I can remember, told us to move the clippers with the hair, not against it. I wanted to see skin, but bf is more moderate, so he followed my mom's advice. Bad idea! This left Winston with a bizzare, patchy pattern of short fur. He was kind of the smart one in the equation for protesting in the first place. He knew that we had no idea what we were doing.
Oops.
Since we hate him so much, we decided to really make it a really awful day by giving him a bath after.
Attempts at consoling . . .
. . . were ignored.
Now that a few weeks have passed, his hair's almost back to normal.
Can you tell he holds a grudge?
i had no idea that animals were shaved. this intrigues me to no end. like whitney. BTW: i think win looks like stewie fron family guy.
Posted by: voodoo | July 26, 2005 at 02:39 AM
Winston is pissed!
Posted by: a. | July 26, 2005 at 09:11 AM
I love it! What a drama queen!
Posted by: | July 26, 2005 at 10:28 AM
Poor Winnie!
Did y'all need a transfusion after the extreme makeover?
Posted by: | July 26, 2005 at 10:32 AM
I can't believe you referenced Swan Brooner. Hilarious.
Posted by: The NB | July 26, 2005 at 01:45 PM
what an angry pussy!
Posted by: duane | July 26, 2005 at 01:59 PM
is that kat retarded?
Posted by: Skenecia | July 26, 2005 at 02:43 PM
He is such a cutie!
Posted by: Genevieve | July 26, 2005 at 03:13 PM
I LOVE that you included Swan in this - funniest thing I have read all day
Posted by: Tipsy McStaggers | July 26, 2005 at 04:21 PM
Swan Brooner? how obscure is that? lol but I have to admit that I do see the similarities. Swan looks super catty w/ that expression.
Posted by: onenami1lion | July 26, 2005 at 04:59 PM
Winston Rulz.
Posted by: Sally Bowles | July 26, 2005 at 05:00 PM
poor Swan. both of her parents died since that doc. i think she left the pageant circuit after her mom died.
Posted by: smitty | July 26, 2005 at 05:20 PM
that was the best story about winston, I think he is adorable to death.
Posted by: Sara | July 26, 2005 at 09:37 PM
that was the best story about winston, I think he is adorable to death, and the swan comment was awesome only you can make me laugh in front of my monitor
Posted by: Sara | July 26, 2005 at 09:38 PM
I thought that Winston was doing his Whitney impersonation in that first picture. And he does it very well. They both have that face scrunch of disgust and exasperation with people and their idiocies.
Caption for Winston's first picture: "Hell to the No!"
Posted by: rukus | July 26, 2005 at 10:27 PM
I love these pictures so much I've looked at them about 15 times in the past two days.
Posted by: Veronica Vinegar | July 27, 2005 at 11:45 AM
My girl just got her second lion cut of the summer. Haven't taken her picture since the cut on Monday, but she looks the same as the first time:
http://poppycede.blogspot.com/2005/05/bad-mommy.html
She loves having lion cuts, she's so much cooler than when her fur is long and trapping in the summer heat. :) Winston looks adorable shaved and unshaved!
Posted by: Poppy | July 27, 2005 at 01:28 PM
That cat looks like he gon' wanna kill you!
Posted by: Joshua | July 27, 2005 at 06:14 PM
i think i'm in love.
Posted by: fat asian baby | July 28, 2005 at 08:59 AM
The scratches in your arm tell the story.
Posted by: Eric | July 28, 2005 at 06:52 PM
You need to submit that to www.mycathatesyou.com
Posted by: Maezeppa | July 28, 2005 at 09:07 PM
What? Both of Swan's parents have died? I have not kept up on all that! Is she now living with her pageant trainer dude in his mansion?
Posted by: MISSMISERY | July 29, 2005 at 09:34 PM
no I think she lives with a grandparent now or a distant relative. she's completely out of the pageant circuit as far as I've read in my internet snooping.
Posted by: smitty | August 04, 2005 at 01:35 PM
It's worth noting that despite his obvious displeasure, Winston still took it with more grace than Jaeda and Cassandra combined.
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