1. What distresses me most about the upcoming "horror" film The Exorcism of Emily Rose is not its guaranteed sanitization via its PG-13 rating (though, I do want a masturbation scene, dammitt!!!). It's that this woman . . .
. . . is not Sarah Polley . . .
Even though she, y'know, totally is. I'm so confused. I'd say more about Notpolley (aka Jennifer Carpenter), but I don't really wanna stress her out more than she already is.
2. Here's the nutritional information of the VEGETARIAN burrito I've been getting from Chipotle at least once a week for the past five months:
Is it any wonder that McDonald's owns this place? If you frequent Chipotle (I don't anymore, thanks to this), go here to calculate your own info. Get your purging finger ready! (Thanks to Tom C. for the heads-up on the site.)
3. Happiness is hearing on commercials that Thursday's episode of Being Bobby Brown is the "season finale," not just the finale.
4. Some wisdom via 50 Cent's From Pieces to Weight, a memoir he clearly had too much of a hand in writing:
It's all about back to getting rich--or trying to do so. This is nothing new. You can find pretty much the same sentiments in all sorts of philosophies--Samurai codes and shit like that. If Confucius says it, it's wisdom. But when 50 Cent says it, he's being negative.