Sorry, guys, no ANTM recap today. I'ma blame this on the nasty gash I suffered via Tyra's teeth. Bitch can bite!
The recap will be up by this time tomorrow.
I can't leave you without some real bitchiness, so here's a cat fight that didn't air on UPN last night. I hope we get to see Nik and Jayla roll around like this.
I really like when they stand up like this to wrestle. I always wanted a pair of dinosaurs as pets.
In kind of a disgusting, 9 1/2 Weeks-esque manner, Winston and Rudy like to take their act from room to room.
What you have heard is true: gay daddies raise gay babies.
Rudy is as merciless as Tyra.
Seriously, he tries to remove Winston's head!
And . . . success!
And then, they rest. Note the tongues.
See y'all tomorrow. I can't believe Kyle is gone!
This reminds me more of the verbal fight between Lisa and Coryn: "Catnip-aholic bitch!"
Posted by: Veronica Vinegar | October 27, 2005 at 11:16 AM
MeeeeOww baebae! ~Awesome footage on the cat fight! I will patiently await your review.
Posted by: Steph | October 27, 2005 at 11:22 AM
But I bet you're glad Bre is still in!
Posted by: Leah | October 27, 2005 at 11:25 AM
Precious!
Posted by: erica | October 27, 2005 at 12:33 PM
That shit was not right! I'm over it. Lisa's going to win, right?
Posted by: Michael K | October 27, 2005 at 01:09 PM
Hell no Lisa will not win! Her teeth have WAAAYYY too much space between them, and she's a crackhead. Speaking of teeth, could someone PLEASE get that little cunt Jayla to a periodontist? Girl needs a gingivectomy like YESTERDAY. She's got those gross lil' baby teeth and like ten miles of gums. Makes my fucking skin crawl. Nik ftw!
Posted by: Hethz | October 27, 2005 at 03:01 PM
omg i love them so much i can't STAND IT!!! i'm coming up to nyc in a couple weeks can i come over and steal them....i mean borrow them please?? PRETTY PUHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!
Posted by: Heygirrrl | October 27, 2005 at 03:13 PM
I shall wait patiently as well. Does anyone have a "video-enhancer" so we can de-scramble Bre's ass?
Posted by: John R | October 27, 2005 at 03:43 PM
You must roam your "crib" with camera armed and ready to get such awesome action pics! The tongue shot is great.
Posted by: Chris | October 27, 2005 at 05:44 PM
I cry when cats fight. I cry harder than when 2,000 soldiers die.
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: jeremy | October 27, 2005 at 06:12 PM
I don't understand what is happening with Ms. J???? I mean, last week he looked like he got worked over hard and now this week, he looks like he got rolled in the parking lot by a rogue hairstylist on a rampage. ??????
Posted by: Capt. Tripps | October 27, 2005 at 06:20 PM
How did you get them to reenact The Headless Horseman in time for Halloween? Those lads are so talented.
Posted by: nicole | October 27, 2005 at 09:14 PM
That Rudy's a scrapper. Winston's more a lover than a fighter, I think. The standing-up wrestling reminds me of my dear departed Dusty and his son Bandit (a fawn and black Pug, respectively). They used to wrestle like that, too. Actually, Winston looks like a cat version of a fawn Pug.
Posted by: Frank | October 27, 2005 at 10:12 PM
We got a little pumpkin hat thing for our cat, we put it on and he sits really still then shakes his head really slowly like an elephant.
I put a dog sweater on him and he stretched out took two steps and rolled onto his side then repeated.
I laughed pretty hard.
But then I came here and Rudy and Winston are wrestling and I laughed so hard coffee went down the wrong pipe and then I had to cough a lot.
Rich you make me laugh so hard I almost die.
oh and the background of ANTM makes it look like smoke is coming out of the top of Miss J's head. Or something.
Posted by: brandy | October 28, 2005 at 02:27 PM
Tyra's acting lesson with the "I'm just so innocent." and other poses is up there with the finest television I've ever seen.
Posted by: spike | October 29, 2005 at 09:46 PM