Mimi me me
God complex + Peter Pan syndrome - breasts =
Mariah Carey rendered in clay (or maybe plastic, it's hard to say). [I'm stupid. It's CGI, of course!]
Shots come from the "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town '05" music video.
She's always outdoing herself in the realm of mental deficiency.
I serious think that when she labeled herself "eternally 12," she was overshooting.
That's more like 4 or so, right?
Happy Christmas season, by the way!
[Shots via the mostly humorless Friends of Mariah Messageboard.]
Merry......Christmas!!....?...! Um.
I'm probably not the only one who'll think Wacko Jacko. Remember, he had breast reduction surgery back when he allegedly "caught on fire" during that Pepsi commercial shoot.
Posted by: dooku | October 26, 2005 at 05:23 AM
It's gonna be a cold, cold Christmas without breasts.
Posted by: Glammer | October 26, 2005 at 09:49 AM
I love my lamb chop!
Posted by: onenami1lion | October 26, 2005 at 11:55 AM
She looks white!
Posted by: Michael K | October 26, 2005 at 12:31 PM
Now, THIS was her opportunity to draw fake abs on her stomach.
Posted by: Scout | October 26, 2005 at 12:50 PM
Looks just like the real thing!
Posted by: Carly | October 26, 2005 at 03:09 PM
Rich, Congrats on winning the 'Caption This' Contest. That was VERY funny!
Posted by: Scout | October 26, 2005 at 05:48 PM
This was my favourite Christmas special. There was no need to remake it, least of all with that rancid douche bag Mariah Carey. I would pay to attend her public execution! This travesty is further evenidence that this world is drawing to an end...
Posted by: Conrad Cardinale | October 27, 2005 at 10:21 AM
I like my Mariah crazy. Oh yeah. Crazy as hell.
Posted by: duane | October 27, 2005 at 02:56 PM
Sweet - linking this.
Posted by: Miss Hollywood | October 27, 2005 at 05:21 PM
Damn, even in animation, the bitch much always must be featured on her "good side" in her profile shots.
Posted by: Julia | October 27, 2005 at 05:26 PM
You guys are freaking hilarious! People are staring in my office I'm laughing so hard...
Posted by: roberto | October 27, 2005 at 06:35 PM
il uv mariah she is beautiful.. i wish i could meet her i love you mariah.. your voice is heaven
Posted by: kathy | October 28, 2005 at 09:43 AM
Sweet. I like my Mimi delusional and batsh*t crazy so this is great.
Posted by: Lucycat | October 28, 2005 at 10:16 AM
Is it me or is this a desperate attempt at creating a BRATZ Mariah Doll?
Posted by: Lisa | October 28, 2005 at 06:41 PM
its was fabulous!! i love it...n tat cartoon looks cute n pretty!! it is a christmas style...sp im so in love wif coz i lovw christmas so much!! keep it up mariah..love your voice so much!! = D
Posted by: charlene | October 28, 2005 at 08:13 PM
Wow I'm just guessing this movie will be almost as interesting as watching chicken defrost. Or paint dry. Whichever is worse. I don't know why she's doing this to herself. This is like perfect ammunition for public humiliation which will never cease. Great job Mariah, hope you enjoy your next mental breakdown from movie failure.
Posted by: - .:Maddy:. - | October 29, 2005 at 09:56 AM
mariah had nothing to do with this video .. this is Sony's way of cashing in on her success .. do you research dumbass
Posted by: Mimi | October 29, 2005 at 04:26 PM
Look! The shot where she's hovering in the air - it's proof she's undead - SHE HAS NO REFLECTION in the ice.
Posted by: Jason Davis | October 30, 2005 at 07:48 AM
stop hating on mariah beeeotches!!
and you're right Maddy!!
Posted by: angie | October 30, 2005 at 02:56 PM
it's quite cute! her CGI model looks so much better than her.
Posted by: rachel | October 30, 2005 at 09:22 PM
She looks like the Spice Girl Fairys from "Viva Forever". . . .
Posted by: Rafael | November 02, 2005 at 11:32 PM
Shut up bitches mariah is the best singer ever to walk this earth and u all r just jelous !!!
Posted by: jamie | November 03, 2005 at 12:09 PM
no one challenged mariah's status as "best singer evr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
that video just looks funny.
and bitch is crazy as hell.
Posted by: | November 05, 2005 at 02:16 PM
Mariah couldn't sing if her life depended on it. She's a glorified human dog whistle.
Posted by: don j. | November 11, 2005 at 02:43 AM