It turns out that Brooke's comment, Crashy or not, was a curse. Ooga booga, y'all. Oh well, Nnow nnothinng's inn Nnnenna's way on her quest to become America's Next Top AFRICAN Chemist. She's gonna achieve it, too, worldly as she is.
But for real: THANK YOU TYRA! Thank you for this! Thanks for keeping Jade around because the vocabulary she has in her pinky is more colorful than anything Nnenna has in her larynx (dropped g's, failed r's and all). Thank you for keeping Furonda around because her face is much more...interesting than Nnenna's one of perpetual gloating.
Thanks for clearing the path for a Top 2 featuring Joanie and Danielle. And thanks for shaking things up, for being unpredictable (however predictable being unpredictable has become). Even though, y'know, I knew Nnenna wouldn't win, whatever, I'll still act shocked and play along. You did a good thing, Tyra Banks. Mama's proud.