Wait, who?

Oh right, Bonnie's distinguishing feature was that big horn on her head.

Now I remember her. She was the unicorn.

Word is that Alison was not happy about this elimination.

Blah blah blah, designs, blah blah blah.

Whatever.

I had a hard time caring about the designs in light of all the duh-rahhhhh-muhhhhh that went down this episode. I did, however, enjoy the inception of the designs, particularly when Vincent tried to tell us that gray is the new...brown.

Also awesome was the non-sketching Angela's sketch.

Did Tim Burton oversee the sketching of those arms? Is she designing an outfit or Edward Scissorhands?

And then there was Keith. One of his final moments was one of his most entertaining.

"I have a convertible tank top, which you can pull down and use as a dress." And you can always take off the skirt and use it as a cape, right Little Keithie?

I'll miss him. Except, not really. I really don't want to watch someone who's arrogant enough to think that 1) they're above the rules of the competition they willfully entered (and thus, above their competitors) and 2) that they won't get caught with contraband even though every fucking living second is being filmed. Oh, expect for those mysterious off-camera hours.

In other news, leaving the show has hindered him little, particularly in the looks department.

1. If you, for some reason, need to relive those tense minutes of Keith's booting and you don't have three minutes, no worries. I got you. Here's the entire ordeal summed up using cartoon talk bubbles.

He really did deserve what he had coming (what an asshole, indeed), but that didn't stop me from being moved by Alison's compassion.

Aw. I bet this would have made her feel better:

2.

And, in other news, everybody hates Angela!

First of all, I didn't even know that Uli was a bitch (she's talking about having to live with other contestants as number of them narrows).

Here are reactions to Angela's (eventually winning) sketch being among the four that were chosen to be made:

(I never realized it before he pursed his lips, but Vincent resembles Steven Tyler, doesn't he?)

Here's Jeffrey being a prick (imagine that!):

"I was afraid that Angela might pick me. Cuz almost more than having to make something I don't like, um, I really hate making something for someone I don't like."

Let the record show that Jeffrey was not picked by Angela, who chose first in the team selection. In fact, Jeffrey was the second to last person chosen:

Ha.

Michael, though, was in fact chosen by Angela.

"When Angela picked me as a teammate, I was kinda like, 'Awww...daaaaaaaamn!'"

Not even Angela's chosen model wanted to work with her.

And, I don't know if this counts as hate, but it certainly seems disdainful:

"It was more appropriate for this particular challenge than the full-tilt-boogie-Angela-quilted extravaganza of puff." I would not want to get on Laura's bad side and have her rattle off a bunch of specific descriptions at me to tell me how I am. That's to say that she's a genius.

But anyway: poor Angela! She's practically starved for affection. Look at how thrilled she becomes via human contact:

She is officially the underdog.

That's all it takes to have me rooting for her...

...well, that and her signature rosettes. They're going to make her famous, you know.

The baboon butt ain't so bad, either.

What is it with her panels? I think she wants us to stare at her genital region.

(Thanks go to Shruti for spotting the dots.)

3. Even though Michael was a part of that torrent of hate, he's great. I'm so glad that this guy is revealing himself to be the gem I knew he would be once given a bit of screen time.

He makes it easy to love him.

Really easy.

4. And, speaking of the model selection, I'm so glad that these contestants are willing to mix it up instead of pearl-clutching at the very suggestion of switching models (remember the motherfuckin' walk-off aka Zulemagate?).

I love how Uli was weirder than ever when claiming Keith's Narzi.

"I just took her away from him." Bitchy and witchy!

5. Bradley's a funny guy, right?

I don't know what the hell this means, but it makes me laugh:

"I just felt like Bonnie was hounding me more than necessary. Maybe Bonnie was doing that because she doesn't like my beard. Maybe I should shave everything and just leave the mustache. Maybe then she would have lightened up." Maybe!

Upon hearing his rant that went, "I'm a fish out of water, I'm a squid with no ocean, I'm an eagle with no sky," slut machine noted that he's totally Phish. And not just because he compared himself to a fish.

Glance at this:

He fits right in, right? He fits into their music, too. He's at least as high as a Care Bear.

6.

The lock-jawed pout. The visible vein. The black-tinted shades. The bulging biceps. The cocktail ring. All of them scream, "Butch"...like a bitch.

Alternately: Robert, shut it. For real.

Also, Kayne's from the South, so he loves color (yeah, I have no idea)...

...what's your excuse?

7.

He's always doing that!

8.

Ciao! Francesco Rinaldi!

9. Looooove how comfortable Vera Wang's gotten in Michael Kors' seat.

"I guess, maybe, it doesn't feel as fun as I might have expected from the three off you." Like she's known them forever. "It's been a party ever since I weaned you all from my bosom. Why doesn't your design reflect this?!"

But you know what I love more?

"You're up to her fanny."

Ho, shit! She just said "fanny!" I wonder if she meant fanny U.S. (butt) or fanny U.K. (vagina). Either way, that deserves a loop! Here's fanny x5.

10. Can we talk about Tim for a second? I like the guy, I do. Buuuutttt...he's supposed to be trustworthy, an advisor to the contestants, and yet you see him constantly shilling whatever Bravo throws his way.

I mean, PR for the Cloisters? What?

Whatever. It's part of the job. But isn't he a little too into the catchphrases? It's like he's compulsive! Even when he was giving everyone a serious talk, he threw in "Carry on" and "Make it work" practically back-to-back. I mean, he's either on some Tourette's-type shit or he's becoming his own bobblehead doll.

11. And yet, I find the same behavior to be charming when coming from Heidi.

Maybe I just expect less. Or maybe it's the fact that she really is a talking doll.

Pull the string to hear one of five crowd-pleasing phrases!

"Yoo-hoo!"
"One day you're in, and the next day you're out."
"Make it work."
"Auf wiedersehen."
"They look cheap, no?"

The last one is my favorite, until she runs it into the ground.

Comments

[Ceece]

hooray, what a fabulous birthday present. I love your recaps. Bradley totally does have the Phish vibe going on!

[Hateraid]

I love the CareBears flying by. Genius.

Michael is my favorite. The boy can sew and is a master at constructon.

Laura's taste is impeccable. We just need to see her step outside of her comfort zone...the same clothes and see her do something more edgy.

[Just Some Guy]

I'm starting to get the feeling that Laura grew up in a household with a mother who walked around the house in a cocktail dress at 10:30 in the morning carrying a huge martini while delivering a constant barrage of emotionally withering commentary. Laura is the worst kind of bitch - a sophisticated one - and probably a second or third generation sophisticated bitch at that. I like her style, but I don't like her.

Please note that this comment was written with integrity and seriousness of purpose.

[ohnoyoudi'int]

"I'm a squid with no ocean ... "

Bradley rules.

[Mer]

What is so great about Robert? I don't get it. Michael all the way. And Allison had made me an offical lesbian.

[erin]

i think bradley's design company says it all:

mountains, rivers & peacocks

http://www.mountainsriversandpeacocks.com/

[Talix18]

I'm in the shower this morning, late, Monday, sleepy, blah blah yuck until Monday! Four Four ProjRun recap! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This squee is for you.

[A.J.]

You are a genius. "I'll miss him. Except, not really."

Yay, more Michael. Love him. I think he and Laura are going to be in the final three.

You have me looking for the hot makeup guy now, though he's only shown for a nanosecond.

[Orchide]

Keith as Lil Edie...PRICELESS!!!
Love you Rich...hahahaaaa

[svrb]

keith as little edie = genius. that really is the best costume for today. although the gayness factor is almost through the roof with that one. i love it though.

more great lines: bradley's "i was looking at the nut...i thought was really nice" and alison's "i love the idea of skinny jeans." just because, you know, i truly believe that she does love it, with all her heart.

michael all the way!

[moss]

who is bradley's model? This is like the ugliest 16 year old boy ever

http://www.mountainsriversandpeacocks.com/fall_05/f05_04.html

[Crow]

I can't believe you didn't make an animated loop of Robert's "Ouch!" face while he was being near-auf'd.

[Eliz]

What's up with the tribble on Vincent's calf?

[megan]

have you noticed that for every runway show the last like, 3 episodes heidi's been wearing black? she wears whatever when she announces the challenges, but she wears black for the runway shows. is this because she's mourning michael kors' absence? where IS michael kors? apparently he returns to us next week, so if she's not wearing black then, we'll know what's up.

[Jason]

Thanks Rich for a perfect recap!! Although I have read enough shit about this past week's PR episode, I always come back to the fourfour for essential commentary.

[ohnoyoudi'int]

OMG ... I'm sorry, I aint no fashionista (I just watch for the sheer bitchiness and "duh-rahhhhh-muhhhh") but did you SEE the clothes on Bradley's website? Yikes.

He's a squid with no clue.

[dafina girl]

So funny! Kayne is officially auf'd for me... That whole Freudian projection/denial moment of his saying, "But do you not see that you brought this on yourself?" was so awful. No, bitch, you brought it on me by tattle-tale-ing. Not that Keith didn't deserve to go but why pour acid in the wound? Yuck. What queeny-bitchy thing can get really tired.

[dafina girl]

"That" queeny-bitchy thing" Sorry; need coffee.

[fifi]

god that mountainsriversand peacocks is some nasty looking stuff!
PLus, the pathetic convertible tank top should hav given Keith the boot in itself. I used to hate Laura with her whole I'm so classy I never wear sweats act but what with her take down of the Angela puffbot doohicky mess I know am kind of rooting for her! I feel like Heidi should come out drinking Yoo Hoo and saying yoo hoo all at once, or maybe she should just wear a large dress resembling a yoo hoo bottle while saying yoo hoo and maybe add some pual and joe from Target owlie wingdings and hoo hoo what a look rather than her usual black that would be!

[Oujisama-san]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'm now anxious for mondays and poor Alison! her heart was broken when she found out. I love her ^^

[Jason]

Gurl, your cartoon talk bubbles are GENIUS! Especially that last one, so appropriately had me singing "ooh ooh oooh I love you!"

[Keisha]

Haha, Rich I love you again and again! I saw HOT makeup guy this ep, they actually left the camera on him a bit longer than normal. And Keith - great designer, TERRIBLE amounts of arrogance. And he still will NOT admit it! Just let it go!

But Michael and Laura were the ppl that saved that outfit from being Angela-kitsch over again. Haha, and the fact that they are like BFFs CRACKS ME UP. LOVE them.

Does anybody else read "Kanye" instead of "Kayne"?

[chrisafer]

Oh my damn--crying from laughter. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Angela's fancy pants.

[YoBimbo]

If anyone should come in the next morning after a hard night's work on a piece only to find it slashed to ribbons, my money will be on Alison. Just sayin'. She's got some serious evil behind those eyes. She'll f'n skewer you with that unicorn horn. Betcha.

Love the Heidi doll.

[inothernews]

They had Angela's outfit up in the display window of the Marshall Field's (soon-to-be Macy's, more's the pity) in downtown Minneapolis. They had Katherine (who lives here) comment: http://www.startribune.com/462/story/594288.html

"Will Gerdes purchase one?
"It's not my style," she said."

Ouch!

[ariel]

this is the best part of monday!

bradley is what happens when you get lost in the forest on acid. i want to hold him by the squid hand (tentacle?) and lead him gently to a calm dark room, where he can nap.

laura lives on martinis and cigarettes. she has no problem stealing your cab and i bet she is a bad tipper, unless you catch her on a good day, in which case she'll tip a fifty on her coffee, black.

[lollaleeloo]

Does anyone else love how Michael and Laura became total girlfriends almost from day one? I can't wait till they're finally roommates during Fashion Week. I pity the 3rd wheel who makes the final three...

[John]

xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox for you rich. you always brighten my shitty mondays. lol

[11]

Ok, the first photo of Keith on the link you provided (in the chair, looking to the side) is HOT.

I love Bradley. But I think he'll quit the show to go be a DeadHead before he gets auf'd.

[11]

Oh, and LMAO at "Just Some Guy" for calling Laura a second or third generation bitch!

[Hola la la la]

Hey Rich,

Great commentary. Could have been longer though. I say that only b/c I love it so much and want more more more :)

My predictions for top three: Michael, Allison and Uli.

[diana]

Kayne does indeed love color. His little orange jammie ensemble looks like it's from Gymboree. Did you notice the flip-flops he was wearing in those scenes too? The bonus footage on Bravo is great. Discussing Keith's cheating, Kayne brings up how he prepares his pageant "gurls" for competition. (p.s. I like Kayne with flat hair!)

You crack me up! Is that one of Angela's rosettes on Bonnie's sleeve?

[Elan]

As my 13 year old sister put it, "How in the hell is Heidi gonna be judging someone on an outfit they designed when the shirt she has on looks like she got it from Deb's and the shoes and shorts from Charlotte Russe????" Damn I love her. hahahaa

[Coy]

lmbao @ "Butch"...like a bitch."
Nothing could describe Robert as accurately as that. Oh Rich you slay me.

I clicked the link to Keiths blurb and to my surprise he didn't look haggard. I think the time off did him well. Rehab much?
Just sayin'. Dan Renzi may have been onto something.

I'm not seeing Micheal's hotness but I can see that he is talented. He will definitely be in the top 2.

Kayne! Kanye! Kayne! Jesus will not walk with you for the "don't you see...." comment. I didn't like Keith either but the man had JUST spoke about how he screwed up and he was sorry and that you were all talented blah, blah, blah...and that was your first response? Something tells me Kayne doesn't feel pretty enough, nor thin enough

[lainey]

i too love the glam fab hip hop dynamic duo that is laura and michael. i want it to boil down to them and the gay duo of kayne and robert!

laura makes me want to watch peyton place and imitation of life. i've loved her ever since she said "it's a slipper slope to sweatpants and a minivan"

[Crisp]

Oh, you fuckin' genius, you. The talking doll pic was fab!

I clicked on that link to Keithie's new look, and I hate to say this, but the cheating liitle bitch is gorgeous! I'd totally grudge-fuck her.

[leila]

I love the Cycle 3 ANTM shoutout.

Also, WTF was up with Heidi's rompers?

I desperately want Michael to make it to the final three.

[Queen Lena]

1. I'm in love with Alison, and the Care Bears flying by was so perfect.

2. Heidi's "yoo hoo!".....I can listen to that over and over all day long. You shoulda looped it!

3. But Laura and Michael....my God, they make this show the gem that it is this season. Please, I don't want to hear that he's gay because I want him to myself.

[R.Kitty]

Steven Tyler. You are a genius. It's been killing me and you called it!

LOL at the bradley-phish music thing .... I love him and his clothes are kindy funky, something some hipster art school student would wear

[Pinwiz]

Oh god, that quickie recap of Keith's departure... wonderful!

[Plain]

Just three things:

Did anyone else wonder what Heidi was wearing? Give that brown number a puff or two and it could have been "full tilt boogie".

What was that Angela Davis 'fro doing on that model. You could buy that outfit at any of those stores cheaper than Macy's but more expensive than Strawberry's. And, that granny pocket book? You know it was filled with a Bible, butterscotch lifesavers and old Kleenex.

Finally, Robert's contribution looked like Mary Tyler Moore was wearing Mr.Grant's jacket.

[Stephareeno]

Bradley is totally the dude from the Spin Doctors.

[janine]

Bonnie's looked like a slice of Neapolitan ice cream.

[Y]

I fucking lost it at picture of the care bears.

[mellie]

Rich, do you that Alison put your picture of her with carebear(from last week) in her myspace profile? I guess they read your recaps too-I mean why not you are the best. Gurl, you know its true...LOL so funny...

[HomoThug]

The GURL recaps had me rollin!!!!!

[Jen]

I fucking lost it at "Gurl You Know It's True".

That said, I hope Bradley is straight, because I just want to hug and squeeze and love him to pieces. He's like a grown-up Raggedy doll. Allison may have rainbows follow her wherever she goes, but I get the feeling that Bradley's brain contains a 24/7 laser light show.

Squid without an ocean... heh. I do agree with the theory that he's going for the ridiculous in the interviews just to say -something- (entertaining without being bitching or boring - good way to get airtime). But it's still gotta come from somewhere. I should've shaved my beard... such a simple statement, yet so profound. Wait, not profound, post-modern-ly ridicuously awesome.

[Jen]

Also, I have [Girl] You Know It's True stuck in my head - but not the whole song, just the "skipping" track from the lip-syncing-revealing awards show.

I think this means I've been watching too much VH1 lately... sigh.

[xnowhereboyx]

I laughed so hard at the "GURL" comic balloons that it hurt. Do you have insurance? Can one sue you for medical damages?

I am starting to see what you see in Hot Make-Up Guy. I think he's so hot because he's the last person you'd expect to be an established make-up artist. I'd more expect to see him on the 6 trying to sell bootleg DVDs of current movies.

[Rich]

"Girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's girl you know it's..."

Yeah, Alison (or someone claiming to be her, at any rate) actually left a comment in last week's post a few days ago, so you may have missed it. It's here. Sometimes I want to run a disclaimer with every recap before the jump ("If you are on this show, please do not read this"), although I have nothing but love for that little lambchop, so I'm cool with her checking in for some praise.

[Lex]

WORD, Stephareeno. I was gonna say, Bradley is less Phish and more Spin Doctors. 100%! My fiance can never remember his name so whenever I'm trying to recap something involving Bradley I say "Bradley--you know, the Spin Doctor..."

[theprgayboys]

The "GURL" comic balloons are the best. Thanks. Very funny recap, as usual.

[Blair]

Everytime I see Kayne on the TV, I feel the need to vomit. I have this overwhelming need to change the channel and watch "Momma's Family" starring Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence instead. They cannot eliminate him fast enough.

I do love Four Four!

[plain]

Angela's model is a bad, bad, baaaaadddd, walker. I just wonder what Miss j.alexander would say watching her strut.

[nyc320]

"First of all, I didn't even know that Uli was a bitch"
HA! Congratulations on the superb cross-referencing. I can't wait for the next cycle of antm, and your recaps of course!

I can't believe you didn't shine a spotlight on Laura's "Keith, pfft, what and asshole" slam. It managed to trump Keith's actual departure, in my book.

[crys]

love your recaps and your mixes! too bad you don't do run's house..i'd bet you'd have a ball...

go michael...

[chriso]

I think I actually had a little bit of pee come out when I read this recap. Sweet jesus it was good.

First off - Laura sucks. Sorry, but fur collars are not fashionable. The Hilary-Clinton-power-look isn't really 'in' right now. She and her attitude need to get ouuuut.

And I generally think that Jeffery is a conceited little 'freak' (because the neck tattoos are soooo freaky... EYE ROLL)... but this week he and Alison were really adorable together. They were almost holding hands spinning in a circle when they exclaimed things like 'we might actually win!' I think that they might make a good couple if Jeff tones down his prickiness.

I loves Alison and loves Michael... and I sort of think Brad is endearing... the other people have yet to impress me. Oh, and yeah Angela needs to go.

[Keri]

Am I the only one who thinks Bradley is actually, kinda...cute?

[Mara]

nice recap; love the heidi doll and her dislike of cheap looking clothes.
keisha, i totally read "kayne" as "kanye" like every single time...i think its because he irks me like another kanye does--hint: bad rapper.

i'm sad to see keith go, i will miss his jude lawlessness...he was some good eye candy at least, cuz i think he's seriously bi. sigh.

and if projrun does not start giving micheal the airtime he deserves, i swear...that i'll keep watching it till the end anyways, and constantly bitch about it. love love love him and laura, hope they keep in touch even after the show...that would be interesting.

oh and whoever said that hot makeup guy looks like he should be on the 6 selling bootleg dvd's, you broke me...i am dead at that one.

[licoricepirate]

ahhh haha I looove your little doctored-up images. xD

[Gretchen Weiners]

Laura and Michael are the like dream team of brutal honesty - loves it! Gurl you know it's true...oooo oooo oooo I love Rich!

OK I'm just done!!! I've been reading your recaps since Top Model cycle 5 and I have to say that you are quite entertaining and I think it's a testiment to your talent how many people respond to your weekly findings. This has been a particularly hard summer for me, my husband has cancer and although he will make a full recovery, treatment is kicking his ass. Well, today I've got his mother (that's a whole nother story) crying on the couch next to him, who is so drugged up from pain and I am in the kitchen laughing my ass off! Out Loud at the "Gurl" section. I haven't laughed out loud in months. So, while everyone clearly loves you, I have to say thank you for this particularly HIGH-FUCKIN'-STERICAL
entry!! Faithfully yours...xo

[Susan]

Ack! The "Dumplings" header is so scary!

Love your recaps, always hilarious.

[jane blanke]

whoever made the comment re: bradley being the guy from the spin doctors-- ABSOLUTE GENIUS.

[Jen]

Rich -

Thanks for the note about Allison on last week's post. I actually love her website - I seriously wish I could buy some of the pieces. A few (sigh) puffy short-sleeves, some too-much collar-ing here and there, but dayum. Alas, I'm a broke student and the "stores" section isn't up yet anyhow.

She and Jeffrey did make an adorable team. Even though I feel like bitch-slapping the boy for slapping "Detroit" on his neck with seemingly no connection to the city and no explanation (anyone? anyone? Beuller?)... I do like him. He's an asshole, admittedly, but an honest one.

Keri -

Definitely not... don't know if you caught my "hug him and squeeze him and love him to pieces" at all...

[Stuart]

Loved it, as usual, but I have to defend Tim Gunn's "shilling" to some degree. The Saturn, perhaps, but the Cloisters? I couldn't imagine an outdoor Tim anywhere BUT amidst Medieval fabulousness. Just a thought.

wtf? NBC are such assholes - the bitches removed the PR episodes!

[missbabsonmars]

i have only so much time in the week for recaps, and i bookmarked yours the first time i read it. absolutely fucking hee-larious. Watching the boys in the big bitch slap keith session - fag hag heaven.

[Victoria]

Gurl -- they just have to get rid of full tilt baboon ass. Maybe this week they will "Get Her Done!". If Angela doesn't go this week, I demand a Drug Test...you know she's using.

[Victoria]

I would like to officially name the style of Angela's pants to "Get On Me Dog", or "Back it Up".

[KT]

Notice how Robert is always rocking the sunglasses? Think it might be . . . retinitis pigmentosa?

[adrienne]

when i read through this first i i didnt even notice bradley in the phish picture he fit in so well!

[Matthew]

gurl...you had me rollin!!! with the cartoon bubble re-cap of the durrrrrr-ammmmmmm-ah. Michael's "Word, gurl." was fuckin priceless. Did anyone else walk by a Macy's recently and see Angela's outfit in a display window yet? We did, here in Seattle.

[whitney]

in reference to jeffrey's tattoo:

it's the name of his son, harrison detroit. in italian below it reads "the love of my life" (or something like that). kind of sweet, actually.

[DangGina!]

I have to tell you, I read all of your blogs (ANTM, PR, Janice...) and I'm glad your PR is the last one up each week--the rest just are playing catch up to the hilarity and ingenuity. Thank you! And yes, it's about time Michael got his props.

[pepelicious]

oh man the care bear's nearly killed me.. i choked on my hot pocket for a few seconds

[pepelicious]

btw. i think Vincent looks more like moe green from godfather II channeling suze orman... but that's just me

[winston for president]

Loves it! I really want my own Heidi doll. A Tim doll would be nice too.

My love for Robert faded a bit this week. My love for Vincent grew. What is this?! Anyway, Robert and Kayne are giving me the catty-girls-from-high-school vibe.

Aw, yes, I'm so glad to read that you love Michael. I hope his lack of screen-time is similar to that of Daniel V., in that he'll make it verrrrrrry far.

Finally, on TWoP, I read that Bradley is indeed straight. I love the guy! He's like a cute little puppy you just want to cuddle. Or, um, something.

[forrestunknown]

You just made me love you with the Heidi doll spoof, Pure genius

[plain]

Hmmmmm.. Robert in the bitch or should I say Gurl session is only wearing one sneaker. Is that a clue, a fashion statement, a trend.... ??

[tiff]

thanks for the Michael gif!
Forget more cowbell, we need more Michael!

[Talix18]

Aw! Alison's got a picture of Jeffrey in her "Heroes" section on her MySpace page! Dammit, do I have to like him now?

[brandy]

I wish Alison would do a books on cd reading of all of the Beatrice Potter books, that would be so lovely.

[ohnoyoudi'int]

Jeffrey reeeeeally bugs me. It's not merely the 3 notches shaved in his right eyebrow, his caligraphied goiter neck, or his hideous garments ("I can't believe I haven't won a challenge yet!") ... it's the way he looks on the runway, EVERY TIME, after his model has presented. A dopey, mouth open, special-needs, retarded, "fuckin A, huh?" dumb-ass look. Anyone else notice it? He's truly got that special-needs I-ride-the-short-bus look down pat.

[Project N.O.E.L.]

I'm really glad you brought back an "Imagine That!" for that Jeffrey. He's a cock.

[winston for president]

Here's a NSFW (Not Safe For Work or Children or Viewing in Public) video of Vincent. Yeah, um, I don't really know what to say.

http://projectrungay.blogspot.com/

[alyson]

that picture of little edie beale and keith's head has to be the greatest thing ive ever seen

[jessica]

hi rich!

i don't know if you've seen this, but when i saw it i knew you had to experience it too.

psycho-analyst?

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/8051458.html

(nsfw)

<3jess

[jessica]

oh, uh duh.

right above me. sorry!!!!

[emily]

awesome post, as usual. look who i came across on myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=24010839

[Stephanie]

LOL, hilarious as always. I totally agree about Tim. Maybe I'm wrong, but didn't they cut out the part of the opening where they zoom in on his head saying "Carry on!". They must've realized it was an overkill.

[lk]

umm, why doesn't the heidi doll say "whoa"??????

now that's lasting entertainment

[Colleen]

Haha! That was great! I was wondering, could I use the "Gurl" comic/pics in a livejournal icon as long as I give you credit? Can't wait until next episode to read your recap!

[Zakky]

As always, the BEST!

It's official now Rich, that everytime I see hot makeup guy, I will think of you.

[PPP]

On Bradley's website, the model is like a female version of himself. I think that's what he meant by the beard comment. Very Da Vinci.
PPP

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[LaSexorcisto]

Thank you so much for adding the MP3 of Laura's parting words to Keith. Can I just say I worship that bag of bones and the stream of faux-Algonquin Table repartee that comes out of her mouth?

Michael is cool. I like the little tantrum he threw when FarmGurl said she was gonna put rosettes all over that shizz. Get your point across but don't be a prick about it (hello Keith? Jeffrey?)

Speaking of Jeff, he's certainly full of himself. I hope he's nowhere near the final three or I'll go get a neck tattoo that says "I heart neck tattoos"

[Penny Woods]

Funniest. PR. Recap. Ever.

[xnowhereboyx]

OK, not to be a jackass or anything, but the whole Best. Something. Ever. thing is becoming really played out much in the same way only people who didn't get it continued using "LOL" or "ROFLMAO" long after everyone else had movedon.org. No offense.

[Nightingale]

Ok, my 2 cents about last week before the new ep tonite: if hanging a "wife-beater" off your waist becomes the new trend with the kids whose underwear is already hanging out all over the place, we have Keith to blame. How queer was that?! Gurl....

[angela]

OMG, I'm so glad to see that someone else reads Kanye instead of Kayne. I do it everytime, damnit!

[Ergane]

OHMIGOD! Did you see them give you credit on JDMA?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?

I SCREAMED in delight!

YER A STAR!

[Kate]

Bradley has a pocket full of kryptonite.

[fleurchon]

one word: fleurchon

[Sarah W.]

Jeffrey's head is so little, and Laura's is so big, they need to trade necks.

I see Jeffrey speaks with his hand on his shoulder to oh-so subtley show-off his homemade rock-n-roll duct tape glove LAME!

Jeffrey's clothes are pure undiscovered genius...he wishes. I hope his son didn't inherit the underdeveloped jawline.

[Genevieve]

You are brilliant.

[Kyklopos]

Damn gurl, you're a freaking genius! Your recaps always cracks me up!

I'm from Holland, so in order to watch the new season of Project Runway, i have to download it, and since my torrents are always fucking slow, I often surf to fourfour to read the recaps.
Also luv your ANTM-recaps!

Keep up the good work,

Kyklopos

[Melinda]

I didn't notice Bonnie in the unicorn hat. Instead, I noticed her beer bottle was positioned perfectly to be Kayne's, uh, uni-horn, so to speak. Transparent yet erect. ;)

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