Hamburger head
A common comment about Winston goes something like, "I want to eat his head." I, too, have said this. At first I thought it was because he's just so damn cute (/ugly/cute). But I think I've discovered the real reason Winston causes people to salivate...
His head is shaped like a hamburger. Or, at least, you can hold it like a hamburger.
Mmmm! Rudy agrees:
Winston, too, agrees:
He's all, "I'm delicious!"
We often say our cat's chin looks like a soft, spongy, hamburger bun.
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday...
Posted by: e.i | January 12, 2007 at 12:52 PM
Ooh, this post made me HUNGRY! I'll have a Winston Value Meal, please - super-sized!!
Posted by: Joe | January 12, 2007 at 12:52 PM
He looks pissed (and yummy).
Posted by: deeyou | January 12, 2007 at 01:20 PM
Ahaha. Rich, you're only making me hunger for Winston flesh more. Dammit!
PS I love your new banner. The scene freaked me the fuck out when I was 12, but I've come to love it.
Posted by: Hope | January 12, 2007 at 01:34 PM
This is the funniest Winston post EVER! (In my mind, the second pic is titled, "Little Smooshface")
Posted by: Lizzy | January 12, 2007 at 01:51 PM
Oh my god Rich,
You just made my otherwise shitty day much much brighter.
There is nothing like a Winston burger to cheer you up!
Posted by: devilblonde | January 12, 2007 at 01:59 PM
He is totally giving Rudy the stink eye in that pic.
Posted by: Denise | January 12, 2007 at 02:19 PM
This post settles it for me; Rudy is indeed a top, Winston always posing, preening, and prancing around to get his attention.
Love. IT.
Posted by: ♥dex | January 12, 2007 at 02:29 PM
That picture of Winston is second only to all the pictures taken of him while bathing.
Posted by: Queen Lena | January 12, 2007 at 02:31 PM
I think I'd have Winston protein style and wrap that head in a big leaf of lettuce. YUM!
Posted by: Danielle | January 12, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Winston has motivated me to search and find my own version of cute/ugly. I lean more to the cute then the ugly. Gotta find a breeder in the Nor Cal area. Any post of Winston makes my day bright.
Posted by: Ryan | January 12, 2007 at 03:24 PM
OMG... shouldn't PETA be throwing a pie at you for animal abuse?? :) His poor squishy little head :(
Posted by: gothamwhore | January 12, 2007 at 03:48 PM
Yay I'm not alone in wanting to gobble Winston up! CHOMP!!!
Posted by: Sloth | January 12, 2007 at 04:00 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to "Your so cute, I want to bite your face off".
Oh but where is the picture of you holding his head like a hamburger and taking a big old bite.
Did he kick your ass when you tried to take that one?
Posted by: Tink | January 12, 2007 at 04:12 PM
Your hands are highly photogenic.
Do you have representation?
Posted by: spazmo | January 12, 2007 at 05:09 PM
I don't have any witty comics!! The shit is just funny!!
Posted by: Brandon H | January 12, 2007 at 05:13 PM
I often tease my friend about BBQing his cat, but now you've just given me a fantastic idea of showing up at his house with sesame-seed buns...
I would never BBQ Winston though. Scout's honor.
Posted by: raging indie | January 12, 2007 at 05:30 PM
Mmm ... Looks good enough to eat!
Posted by: marina | January 12, 2007 at 06:12 PM
in every photo, winston's glaring straight at the camera. for me, that's actually funnier than the hamburger thing, which, as it is, nearly killed me laughing. i think i peed my pants snickering at his glares.
Posted by: rachel | January 12, 2007 at 07:29 PM
Thanks for the Winston fix. But what's more hilarious is that I had a Big Mac from McDonald's for dinner. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: kiki | January 12, 2007 at 07:45 PM
Meaty and tasty, but if I ate that I'd get a terrible furball.
Posted by: E :) | January 12, 2007 at 09:59 PM
LMAO. Rudy is a top.
Winston does look a trifle put upon for this - make sure the PETA folks are not on speed dial and the door to your bedroom is locked tonight.
Posted by: R.Kitty | January 12, 2007 at 11:14 PM
HAHA!!! Best post evar.
Posted by: theidlereceptionist | January 13, 2007 at 02:58 AM
Love it!
You should hold a contest where people send in their cat's hamburger head..
Posted by: marie | January 13, 2007 at 10:55 AM
Cute! But what's wrong with Winston's right eye?
Posted by: Chaka_Kahn | January 13, 2007 at 11:38 AM