I swear, this isn't becoming a video blog, but this is too amazing not to share. Slutmachine uploaded to YouTube this fucking unbelievable red-carpet footage of Elizabeth Taylor that ran on Friday's Entertainment Tonight (read her Jezebel post on it here). Liz answers the question that's on everyone's mind: will she be getting married for the ninth time? (Admit it: you've stayed up entire nights wondering.) Do yourself a favor and watch till the very end. The magic happens during the last second. This shit is so viral, it gave me herpes.
I have always wondered what would happen if Edith Bunker fused with Mo Sizlack ("Whaaaa!?"). And now I know. And now I'm complete.
Update: Holy shit, now she's howling.