Beautiful regalness

Something bad happened, and I don't have a recap for today. Explanation and a meager replacement offering are in the video:

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Comments

[VaJenah]

Aww... I love reading your recaps, but the video was hilarious, too.

Oh, yeah, FIRST FIRST FIRST (?)

[velocibadgergirl]

Love the video. Dude, you're hot.

[lisa]

Hope everything's ok.

[Shana]

That was definitely a worthy replacement.

[Justine]

Wow, thanks Rich, really appreciate the extra effort to get us our fix for today. Hope your computer is on the mend.

[KatyBelle]

WOW. This is the best recap EVER!!!! Hot and hilarious.

You need to do this kind more often, seriously.

[Diana]

Love the video cast. Awesome! I also loved how this Victoria threatened to crack the Top Model alternate universe by pointing out the absurdity that is the Top Model photo shoots. "Be the best baby's breath you can be." Also, you totally look like Nigel's hotter, younger brother.

[Lucy]

This is so great. Thank you, thank you. Mixing it up like that was A+. Maybe incorporate Winston or your hot boyfriend next time.

[JenSaysThis]

Rich! I like this format... THE CAMERA LOVES YOU!

[Lindsay]

Hmmmm...I kind of like this video format. Sorry about the computer. That sucks.

[David]

You are adorable.

Victoria is definitely going down as one of my all time favorites. You know Tyra is kicking herself for giving her airtime to just fuck with that show.

[vex]

Best thing in the history of splendid things.

[Leanne]

I'm sure die hard fashion fans hated Victoria for her mocking, but I LOVED HER because everything she said was SO true! She WAS abrasive, but she said what most of the audience was thinking: is this shit really that important?
Ghetto Brandi surprised me with the shorn head and finally started looking respectable. What's up with the black chick who put CEMENT into her hair? Although I remember reading before an American Idol makeover that one contestant had mold growing on her weave, so I guess this can be a normal occurance in Fake Hair World.
Got sucked into watching the ANTM marathon on Sunday afternoon. Looking back Naima shouldn't have won jack!

[Courtney]

OMG...favourite recap ever! I am dying!

[Erin]

Can you do video casts every week?? That was hilarious!!

[Norma]

Hahaha... this was amazing! Thanks Rich!

[zenbowl]

Good substitute.

Also, re: "regal beard", it's clear that when Tyra thinks regal, she doesn't think Queen Elizabeth, she thinks Tutenkamen. Seriously, that's no ordinary beard, that's a Pharaoh beard. Tyra is all about the regal ancient Egyptian look.

[Pretentious]

You have beautiful skin.

[svrb]

I was all set to call boo-urns but then this was just way too hilarious. Thank you, above all, for "Sal-eeeeishaaa"! Now I will have ABC stuck in my head all day, and really, that's the greatest gift anyone can give.

[Talix18]

For reals, I was Laughing Out Loud. All spelled out for you today - you put the "Top Mo" in America's Next Top Model.

[kim]

I'm totally digging the video. You should consider "vlogging" more. (I only put it in quotes because I think the word is stupid.)

[whits]

oh my god. f*king loved it. you are fantabulous.

[EasterBuffy]

Sorry about the computer, but it was still brilliant. Loved the "Troll" reference - absolute genius.

Good luck getting back up and running. I know the feeling. Been there, fried that.

[misterminm]

That was seriously one of my favorite recaps. It had a bit more 'tude than the others. And I do seriously love and will miss Victoria. And, you are totally do-able. ;)

[rudy]

OMIGOD!!!11 De-lurking to SWOON at the hotness that is Rich.