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[Kimberly]

I thought Bianca's face plant into the sliding glass door was delicious.

[Aja]

Amazing Amazing Amazing! Love your blog even more than the show!

[Stoofy T]

The thing with Ebony is the same thing that happened with Rob Cesternino (is that even right? All I remember is that it was long and Italian, and started with a C) on Survivor. He was so freaking brilliant, knew every trick to the game, and didn't win. Except he didn't quit, either.

[Marie]

you're such a sexy beast!!! love the video cap!

[mel]

YAY! I loved it - in fact I didn't watch the clip show just because i knew i would get all I needed from your blog right here. Love.

ugh you sexy beast

[kristic]

You are absolutely the best at what you do. Thank you.

[Centaurea]

Loved it!

Too bad they don't play that clip at the end of each show every week, "Tune in next week to see who makes an ass of themselves..."

Also, color me confused. They make a whole point of saying how much Bianca's grown... and then have a whole series of clips about what a bitch she's been to Heather et al.

[relan]

god i love mondays. excellent as always. 2 quick observations:

1. anna nicole's cousin's singing made one of my cats emulate a meerkat in an attempt to find out what was assaulting her poor ears. so cute.

2. nice shout out to your mom. it was disjointed enough to sound like the messages i leave when i call her and then get a message left on my phone that basically says "huh, whaaaaa???"

nice

[Jess]

AH I love you.

[cakask]

Help - I am on a work computer - so not supposed to download software - what do you need to watch Rich's Hilarious video blogs?

[mara]

recap--me likey.

also love how girls like victoria and ebony aren't puttin up the tyra bullshit this season and takin' their asses home, even if it means less entertainment overall. cuz fuck tyra, ya know?

the part with danielle and the weight loss sickened me. literally. she was very thin as it was.

do u know what ultimately crashed ur comp? cuz i think mine has it...there's this ill virus that just keeps morphing and i dunno what to do; stopsign ain't doin' shit...any suggestions?

[scorzi]

Please please please don't just do audio clips! I'm at work and it's VERY hard to do this discreetly unless I can read the commentary.

[stroll]

lol @ Nicety. No you did not...

[pj]

dude. you've just lost a fan. i've had enough of your videos already.

[Angela]

Yay! You always make my Monday!

i love your recap.
thanks for making my sick monday much better.

Ooh, why are you so cute?! I love your video recaps! You seem like such a fun guy!

[Trey]

I am so glad that you busted out the Michel'le. No more lies, baby.

[Victor]

any respect or admiration I ever had for Danielle - excuse me, DANI - was flung out the window faster than a toaster aimed at a republican's head after last week's clip show.

she was brought on to tell America about the dangers of models being forced to lose weight, thereby taking themselves to unhealthy levels of thinness. but bitch then concludes her story by saying that, to keep herself viable in the modeling industry, she did in fact lose the "weight" (what fucking weight? skin?! bone marrow?! she weighs fucking 100lbs!) and therefore has taken herself closer to an unhealthy level of thinness.

fucking hypocrites.

[Mellie]

Really, pj? Really? A few videos, huh? God, I bet you're totally fun to hang out with in real life. *laugh*

All bitchitude aside, I'm at a loss for whether I enjoy your video blogs of ANTM or your picture blogs better. They both have a certain je ne sais quoi.

Plus, you know, you're totally adorable and that doesn't hurt either.

[cynic]

There were some funny moments, but I still prefer the old-school recaps. I feel like the delivery is lacking a bit in the video recaps...nobody beats Buck.

[Kirsten]

Best recap. Evah.

[raspberryjamba]

I love it when you do video recaps! They are much funnier than the written ones, and those were already pretty hilarious. Keep doing videos please? The picture ones are cool too, but your expressions are worth a thousand words. Too funny Rich.

[Steve Abramson]

I hated "Nicety" then, I hate it now - but I digress LOL

1-I'm rather surprised you didn't discuss the hypocrisy of Dani's weight-loss issue; and I do agree with the other people who posted that my opinions of her went down the toilet (where's Janet - my john just got clogged with her bullshit)

2-I'm shocked I did NOT notice the Victoria-ring thing (but several viewers noticed it as I frequent the IMDB board and there was a thread on it already) - Seriously... deception is getting me sick...

3-I'm disappointed that you didn't tear Bianca a new asshole for her phone-cutting with Heather incident. I know you love her - but her you can love her in a whole new light - as an immature child (Bianca NOT Heather - who is WAY too mature to have a catty bitchfight LOL)

4-Am I the ONLY one who noticed something wrong with that circle game in the episode. Hmmm... only 7 girls in that circle - who's missing??? Perhaps someone who gets cut next week??? Maybe she lost SO much weight she's fucking invisible now??? (Cause lord knows if it was an "earlier" clip there's no explanation for who else would be missing)...

Now I only wish that the editors would have decided not to give the "growing" Bianca edit... cause if she was going to be the bitch for the entire cycle, then why, why, WHY didn't they show her running into that door? We see stripper, er slipper Lisa - we see clumsy Jenah - why don't we see blind-as-a-bat Bianca?

Great recap as always Rich - in any shape or form - Keep 'em cumming - 'er coming (Best Kathy/Cycle 5 imitation)

Steve