I made the following video with the intent of proving that the verses of Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" sound like Pebbles Flintstone's baby babble. The biggest discovery during the making of it, however, is that Pebbles was kind of a ho.
Download! Download this, since YouTube's taking "Touch My Body" videos down.
Spot on.
Posted by: Kimberly | March 19, 2008 at 11:37 AM
TOTALLY a ho. I remember having an irrational hatred for her as a child.
Posted by: maria | March 19, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Wow, that was funny, kinda cute, and disturbing. Probably because Fred was filming the little ho. lol
Posted by: Kat | March 19, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Pebbles was totally the JonBenet of the prehistoric era.
Also, how long til Mariah sports a bone in her hair for her next video?
Posted by: Sven | March 19, 2008 at 01:02 PM
mariah = pebbles
but
skeeos still = pidgeons.
damned skeeos.
good vid, you should of dubbed in your voice, you do an excellent mariah.
Posted by: dodger | March 19, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Amazing. I always thought Pebbles was a bit of a tart too. Now this just proves it. I actually think your version of Mariah's song is better.
Posted by: Christina | March 19, 2008 at 01:43 PM
Brilliant!!
Posted by: John-Patrick Hull | March 19, 2008 at 02:53 PM
DEAD WRONG (but hillarious)
Posted by: BlackRaspberry | March 19, 2008 at 03:04 PM
oh gosh!!! That was so funny!!
Posted by: Leinohr | March 19, 2008 at 03:39 PM
Love the Mariah Carey references but I'm more upset that YouTube closed up your shutupihatemyself account. Crazy Celine Dion for me is now a memory. :(
Posted by: RD | March 19, 2008 at 05:44 PM
it would be funnier if the verses actually sounded like Pebbles. maybe the cadence is similar, but i can understand mariah a lot more than pebbles.
for sort of a nothing song, "touch my body" sure has gotten a lot of press.
Posted by: Jess Hahn | March 19, 2008 at 05:45 PM
I can't imagine how long this took you to do, but OMG, I love you for it. Don't think the lamb went by unnoticed! You're the shiz.
Jules
House of Jules
Posted by: bigpikchur.blogspot.com | March 19, 2008 at 07:14 PM
Babies are usually affectionate, what's Mariah's excuse?
I think this edit is an improved version of the video
Posted by: trick please | March 19, 2008 at 07:17 PM
Brilliant!
Posted by: MDP | March 19, 2008 at 08:13 PM
YOU ARE CRAZY Rich! ROFL
Posted by: The IPS | March 19, 2008 at 08:18 PM
Hahahahaha. Oh my god, Rich. You make my life.
Posted by: beeinabox | March 19, 2008 at 08:56 PM
oh wait rich- what did you think of her new-ish song "migrate" she sang on SNL? i hated it so so so so so much, and im a huge Mariah fan.
meanwhile yeah pebbles is very ho-y.
Posted by: Bobby | March 19, 2008 at 09:11 PM
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Posted by: mark | March 19, 2008 at 09:23 PM
Nice! Love the connection.
Posted by: Loren | March 19, 2008 at 09:45 PM
Rich, that video was so soothing! I'm super sleepy now.
Posted by: Ian | March 19, 2008 at 10:54 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
RICH YOU ARE A HERO! hahahahahaha! Probably Mariah should consider a Pebbles-themed video clip next time, it would work you know - you'll barely notice the difference.
I love the ending with the whistle note, hahahaha. I love you Rich
Posted by: omar | March 19, 2008 at 11:20 PM
i really wanted to see it
but it's been removed :(
Posted by: steve | March 20, 2008 at 12:03 AM
You silly dork! Sooo funny. Nice squeaking there at the end. LOL!!! ;D
This was soooo cute. I remember little Pebbly-Poo. Gosh, what a cutie. As for Mariah, what a predictable bore & snoozefest. ZZZZZZZZZ.
Posted by: Marie | March 20, 2008 at 12:40 AM
that is really a shame your account got deleted again, :/
I totally hear the resemblance, mariah's song sounds like "goo oo goo oo goo oo I'm waitin' too."
Posted by: steele | March 20, 2008 at 12:54 AM
HAHA! Classic! I'm thrilled you took the time to make that, lol.
Posted by: Ingebar | March 20, 2008 at 01:59 AM