Mariah = Pebbles
I made the following video with the intent of proving that the verses of Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" sound like Pebbles Flintstone's baby babble. The biggest discovery during the making of it, however, is that Pebbles was kind of a ho.
Spot on.
Posted by: Kimberly | March 19, 2008 at 11:37 AM
TOTALLY a ho. I remember having an irrational hatred for her as a child.
Posted by: maria | March 19, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Wow, that was funny, kinda cute, and disturbing. Probably because Fred was filming the little ho. lol
Posted by: Kat | March 19, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Pebbles was totally the JonBenet of the prehistoric era.
Also, how long til Mariah sports a bone in her hair for her next video?
Posted by: Sven | March 19, 2008 at 01:02 PM
mariah = pebbles
but
skeeos still = pidgeons.
damned skeeos.
good vid, you should of dubbed in your voice, you do an excellent mariah.
Posted by: dodger | March 19, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Amazing. I always thought Pebbles was a bit of a tart too. Now this just proves it. I actually think your version of Mariah's song is better.
Posted by: Christina | March 19, 2008 at 01:43 PM
Brilliant!!
Posted by: John-Patrick Hull | March 19, 2008 at 02:53 PM
DEAD WRONG (but hillarious)
Posted by: BlackRaspberry | March 19, 2008 at 03:04 PM
oh gosh!!! That was so funny!!
Posted by: Leinohr | March 19, 2008 at 03:39 PM
Love the Mariah Carey references but I'm more upset that YouTube closed up your shutupihatemyself account. Crazy Celine Dion for me is now a memory. :(
Posted by: RD | March 19, 2008 at 05:44 PM
it would be funnier if the verses actually sounded like Pebbles. maybe the cadence is similar, but i can understand mariah a lot more than pebbles.
for sort of a nothing song, "touch my body" sure has gotten a lot of press.
Posted by: Jess Hahn | March 19, 2008 at 05:45 PM
I can't imagine how long this took you to do, but OMG, I love you for it. Don't think the lamb went by unnoticed! You're the shiz.
Jules
House of Jules
Posted by: bigpikchur.blogspot.com | March 19, 2008 at 07:14 PM
Babies are usually affectionate, what's Mariah's excuse?
I think this edit is an improved version of the video
Posted by: trick please | March 19, 2008 at 07:17 PM
Brilliant!
Posted by: MDP | March 19, 2008 at 08:13 PM
YOU ARE CRAZY Rich! ROFL
Posted by: The IPS | March 19, 2008 at 08:18 PM
Hahahahaha. Oh my god, Rich. You make my life.
Posted by: beeinabox | March 19, 2008 at 08:56 PM
oh wait rich- what did you think of her new-ish song "migrate" she sang on SNL? i hated it so so so so so much, and im a huge Mariah fan.
meanwhile yeah pebbles is very ho-y.
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Posted by: mark | March 19, 2008 at 09:23 PM
Nice! Love the connection.
Posted by: Loren | March 19, 2008 at 09:45 PM
Rich, that video was so soothing! I'm super sleepy now.
Posted by: Ian | March 19, 2008 at 10:54 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
RICH YOU ARE A HERO! hahahahahaha! Probably Mariah should consider a Pebbles-themed video clip next time, it would work you know - you'll barely notice the difference.
I love the ending with the whistle note, hahahaha. I love you Rich
Posted by: omar | March 19, 2008 at 11:20 PM
i really wanted to see it
but it's been removed :(
Posted by: steve | March 20, 2008 at 12:03 AM
You silly dork! Sooo funny. Nice squeaking there at the end. LOL!!! ;D
This was soooo cute. I remember little Pebbly-Poo. Gosh, what a cutie. As for Mariah, what a predictable bore & snoozefest. ZZZZZZZZZ.
Posted by: Marie | March 20, 2008 at 12:40 AM
that is really a shame your account got deleted again, :/
I totally hear the resemblance, mariah's song sounds like "goo oo goo oo goo oo I'm waitin' too."
Posted by: steele | March 20, 2008 at 12:54 AM
HAHA! Classic! I'm thrilled you took the time to make that, lol.
Posted by: Ingebar | March 20, 2008 at 01:59 AM
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Posted by: SJ | March 20, 2008 at 04:12 AM
too much too much hahaha
fantastic
Posted by: snag | March 20, 2008 at 05:33 AM
lol so random but true
Posted by: Winston | March 20, 2008 at 06:47 AM
Oh and please dont take down this vid!
Posted by: Winston | March 20, 2008 at 06:48 AM
Jezus, wat was dat goed zeg!
Yes, wo n d e r f u l and very nice done. ;)
Posted by: fero | March 20, 2008 at 08:45 AM
Brilliant.
Posted by: Toby | March 20, 2008 at 10:03 AM
Thanks to you, I won't bitch-slap everyone at work today. :D
Posted by: Omi | March 20, 2008 at 10:44 AM
damn, fred got his whole fist in there?!
Posted by: prestocaro | March 20, 2008 at 10:55 AM
That was the only way I was ever going to see Mariah's new video. And it was AWESOME.
Posted by: StotheL | March 20, 2008 at 10:59 AM
That actually made me like Mariah Carey for 5 minutes. Very well done. The most adorable part was def the sheep jumping over the fence. FourFour rocks asses in a major way.
Posted by: Nessie Lynch | March 20, 2008 at 11:00 AM
You = awesomeness.
Posted by: Jenny, Bloggess | March 20, 2008 at 02:32 PM
Ahahaha. Nice. How long did that take you? And where did you get instant access to such juicy Flinstones clips?
Anyway, the squeeky ending kills me. Hahahhahha. Hahahah.
Posted by: white rabbit | March 20, 2008 at 03:02 PM
Pebbles was sort of a bimbo. That song she sang with Bam Bam about letting the sun shine in STILL gets stuck in my head sometimes. I must have long-term television-induced brain damage. I'll just face it with a grin. Good editing, Rich. The original video is nausea-inducing. This newer version only mildly so.
Posted by: Miss Lisa | March 20, 2008 at 05:08 PM
The saddest thing about this hilarious shit is that if Mariah ever SEES it? You know she's going to so LOVE IT and make you one of her honorary LAMBS, Rich. ROTFLMAO!! Best shit i've seen from you since the Top 10 Crazy Shit about Beyonce's Tour DVD clip! Bravo!!!
Posted by: Maleficent | March 20, 2008 at 05:13 PM
Great video!!!! Funny ass ending
Posted by: kost2kost | March 20, 2008 at 06:46 PM
Well thanks Miss Lisa, cause now it's stuck in my head. Oh don't worry the last time it happened, it only took 10years to get out.
Posted by: Lea | March 21, 2008 at 09:19 AM
Yes, you are indeed brilliant, and I hate that You Tube is taking your stuff down, and why is it when I see Pebbles, I think Britney Spears? The messy weave? Lack of clothing? Incoherent speech?
Posted by: Washington Cube | March 21, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Wow, I'd never heard that song before, and now it and Pebbles will always and forever be intertwined in my mind.
Yow.
Posted by: Kara | March 22, 2008 at 03:14 PM
totally loving the video. you are my homeboy in my head. adorable!
Posted by: LoveMyselfFirst | March 22, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Once again, you make me laugh my butt off. I LOVE reading/watching everything you make. The ANTM recaps are to die for, and don't get me started on Winston. I just wanted to finally tell you I've been enjoying your craziness for months. And this Mariah=Pebbles is beyond accurate!
Posted by: dawn | March 23, 2008 at 08:18 AM
Fantastic. Except everytime I hear the song, I substitute body for boobies as I suspect that is Mimi's ultimate request anyway.
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Posted by: kily | March 24, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Oh My God - I'm laughing so hard at my desk right now, but I can't laugh out loud because I'll totally get in trouble. But I'm trying so hard to keep it inside that I actually just started sweating. Sweating!!
Posted by: Matt | March 24, 2008 at 10:41 AM
This was genius!
Posted by: Jose | March 24, 2008 at 07:07 PM
This has made me so happy.
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Posted by: chloe | March 25, 2008 at 03:45 AM
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No -
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Posted by: banjiboi | March 25, 2008 at 05:02 PM
I always thought Mariah sounded like Pebbles!
This is great!
Posted by: Awesome video! | April 03, 2008 at 08:10 PM