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Jess

Those Seventeen shots were so awful! I couldn't tell if they were being serious with the ones they showed or not...simply awful.

cizmad

Putting a teleprompter of garbled nonsense up in front of someone with severe dyslexia might go down as one of the meanest/most awesome things this show has ever done.

supersmize

one hot entry. (:
erin's brought a new play into fashion, I think. she'd be the best winner, encouraging young america to turn into imp-like creatures.

blah

>Putting a teleprompter of garbled nonsense up in front of someone with severe dyslexia might go down as one of the meanest/most awesome things this show has ever done.

What about the time they had the epileptic walk down the frenzy-of-lights catwalk? Or was that Make Me A Supermodel?

Whitney White

Love your blog, love Rudy almost more than Winston (especially since he has to put up with him all the time) and wanted to suggest a way to fix your finger so it doesn't hurt, and you don't lose the nail: Get a sewing needle and a lighter (Zippo works best) heat the needle up and poke a hole in your nail (sounds yucky, but it works)it will take a couple of attempts, and reheating the needle (it sanitizes it, and makes it go through the nail easier) and once it does, the build up of pressure from the blood, will go out the hole, and you'll just have a little scab on your nail. Hope it helps.

stoopkid

Sundai

Sundai's twin


I also want to bash Erin's face in. Haaaaaaate.

SKS

"5. All the commercials were kind of whatever except, obviously, but Sundai's completely insane one..."

Except whose?? You're leaving me hanging!

Linda

"Look closer, and you'll see the ring."

Love it, Rich.

Madam President

Erin looks a little like the kid from "Sleepless In Seattle".

Jasmine

While I would, of course, agree that Tyra is batty, her "1+1=3" thing was actually slightly clever because it had something to do with the shitty makeup taking three steps, or something.

Lemon Ficus

>>Putting a teleprompter of garbled nonsense up in front of someone with severe dyslexia might go down as one of the meanest/most awesome things this show has ever done.
>What about the time they had the epileptic walk down the frenzy-of-lights catwalk? Or was that Make Me A Supermodel?

It's very much in line with the time they made the girl whose friend just died pose inside of a grave.

spazmo

Mychael Knight's face is frozen in mid-lisp on my screen as we speak. I was watching the Project Runway All-Star Challenge last night and paused it before I went to bed. That's a little freaky.


And I'm totally on board with you jabbing a hole through your finger, as per Whitney's helpful/horrifying advice. Just make sure you film it and post the gory results here on Halloween. (Erin the Evil Imp suggests you use a rusty awl.)

Sarah

Haha I love evil Erin, she just so mean. And Sundae's commercial was just really weird. Love the recap....as alway!! You make my Mondays complete!

punchy judy

if the girl is playing a character that gave up a baby it is plausable that the actress also has had a kid. its not probable but plausible. better than what i would have come up with for the challenge.

another great recap rich!

Miss Lisa

>>>Putting a teleprompter of garbled nonsense up in front of someone with severe dyslexia might go down as one of the meanest/most awesome things this show has ever done.
>>What about the time they had the epileptic walk down the frenzy-of-lights catwalk? Or was that Make Me A Supermodel?
>It's very much in line with the time they made the girl whose friend just died pose inside of a grave.

And don't forget how they sent girls with brain damage and Asperger Syndrome on their go-sees with no guides, then played doopity-doopity "I'm goofy and lost" background music while they tried to find their way around foreign countries.

dawn

The Freshmaker arm pump..Love it! Kim K. vaguely reminds me of that lion-faced lady. The Ann Coulter reference is dead on. Love Sundai the Gerber baby. I match your busted nail with my freshly broken little toe and raise you with H1N1. I have it and it's terrible.

Maggie

Ouch. That Paula Poundstone reference hurt, Rich.

24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!

"Sundai Love: Gerber Baby" triggered an uncontrollable laughing fit. Thanks!

Melissa

I think I laughed more at this post than I have in awhile. The picture of Sundai as the Gerber baby KILLED me, because I think I know exactly what you're seeing. Erin's face carrying in the boxes with Jennifer is postively demonic. She is going to shatter her fucking teeth one day if she keeps gritting them so hard when she smiles.

Ant's blowjob face is a treasure. I love how his eyes are rolled back in his head. Teyona is by far and away the ugliest bitch to have ever been on this show. At least Furonda was awesome and hilarious and owned her alienesque features. Teyona just looks like she wants to eat your brains.

K

I am so sad that you didn't include an image of Sundai at the beginning of her commercial when she's just lurking in the corner of the shot, looking totally creepy. Just sayin.

Name is required.

"moves her body to the algorithm" is a perfectly conceived idea for a dance song. Four four indeed.

Don't feel bad about not having read "Seventeen" magazine. I'm sure Ann Shoket hasn't ever read it either, and she runs the damn thing.

Ang

I can't wait for Erin's inevitable hardcore breakdown when she gets eliminated. Drama!

Victoria

"Hey Top Models, why can't you let Exact Eyelights be great?"

A+ love it!

Vanessa M

So, I know that the fool who tries to make sense of ANTM is more the fool than the fool who says nonsense on ANTM in the first place(or something like that) but..I sat there watching and listened to Tyra's spiel about how Brittany needs to make math "fashion" and not once but twice she explains that 1+1=3 is how to model mathematically. And the volume of accolades from the panel made me think, "That sounds the fucking stupidest thing Tyra has ever said in addition to being sheer nonsense. Why does it sound like genius to everyone on the TV?"

Second, I wondered if you would comment on the part where Erin said she was relatable. I wonder if she's relating to the asshole edit she's been getting.

Finally, what exactly is inappropriate about asking a 20 year old woman if she's been pregant? If she was interviewing Abigail Breslin, then I'd understand.

This show torments my sense of reality. It's like watching a Nova special about black holes only I don't learn anything.

SkylerHarvey

I agree with Vanessa M's comment on Erin's "asshole edit she's been getting". :/
I really like Erin, I think she's cute & fun and that it's the eyebrows giving her this imp appeal. Hahah .. I like it.

If you go and watch the preview for ANTM's next episode on cwtv.com, it's obvious Sundai get's a hair cut - it's better but she's no Rihanna.

And Rich, as far as your sad purple thumb goes, at least you are smizing in the picture!
YAY! SMIZING!

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