Mariah and her glorious fun bags would like you to know that instead of a post on the Golden Globes, I Twittered it. Might be beside the point to go back and read it now, and it's certainly less colorful than my normal awards-show posts with screen shots and gifs and whatever, but I couldn't possibly bring myself to give that treatment to such shitty shit. Anyway, if you want my comments in 140-character, chronologically inverted format, check out my Twitter. Or don't! It's over anyway! In the words of Tracey Ullman, go home!