By now you may have heard that Nicole Fox, former owner of a bloody eyeball and winner of ANTM 13 has landed a gig as the motherfucking face of Alexander motherfucking McQueen's spring/summer 2011 collection. This makes her the first ANTM winner to land an international deal. Well, squint my eyes and tell me I'm smizing, how do you like that? I love love love that when this bullshit-ass show is at its most bullshit-assedness (i.e. a short cycle), it produces results that are actually impressive. That's perfectly absurd for the deliriously skewed universe that is ANTM: this show holds up a funhouse mirror to a fashion world that is already holding up a funhouse mirror to the real world. It's basically logical that the short winner would find actual success. It's simple mirror math, people. (It also doesn't hurt that she's gorgeous.) Regardless: BRAVO! (Thanks for the tips, Miss Crowland and Erica!)
Update: Oops, never mind: "Alexander McQueen denies that the company has any plans to contract the services of Nicole Fox. We wish her the best in her career, but we have had no contact with Ms. Fox or her representatives. The rumors are baseless."