I'm in L.A. for work, which is great because the normal person in me loves visiting L.A. (however briefly), but the workaholic in me freaked out when he realized that I wouldn't be around to do my normal online awards-show kvetching the day after the Grammys. So here's me being resourceful: I called up my friend Mary Carey to record some video commentary while watching the show with me, and the result is the video above (the off-screen voice is of her husband, Mario Monge). In the rare event that I use video for what would normally be written, I tend to refer to such offerings as "meager." I think you'll find that with Mary Carey in the picture, this is, in fact, quite ample. (Thank you, thank you. I'll be making obvious jokes about the former-ish adult performer all night...)
Anyway, this was fun (for me at least!). I love Mary, and I love how far we've come. It seems like yesterday that I was paying her $20 to sit on my lap naked. I think I could probably get a discount at this point. Moving up in the world, I am!
(I don't really need to inform you that the language is NSFW, right?)