Usually for V-Day, I post a cat video, but I, uh, just didn't have the time or wherewithal this year to do a supercut of Winston sniffing Rudy's butt or some such, so instead please accept this cartoon of animals rhapsodizing the joys of not cheating on one's spouse. It comes from the Kingdom Chums' Original Top 10 VHS, which attempts to sell the Ten Commandments to kids by spinning the dogma as the original Top 10 chart because music charts are so cool, right? You know how it is with kids: toy cars, Barbies and chart data are their main areas of interest. Little girls are made of sugar and spice and this week's bulleted Top 100 entries, while boys are made of snakes, snails and recurrent singles.
What's funny is that as a total child geek, I did take an interest in music charts at an age where such cartoon watching was still appropriate. So basically, this squeaky clean beacon of Judeo-Christian values was written specifically for me. Look how well it worked!