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MD

Was pure fate that set me to watching your killer Alasia forearm-spasm gifs with Grizzly Bear's "About Face" rolling as soundtrack -- and it is *such* dreckitudinous magic!! As would be anything, I imagine, by Blue Oyster Cult. Am cuing up to the "I Love You You Love Me" beginning to the Barney show as we speak, and expecting sheer genius. I foresee an entire day blown on setting her deeply glamorous limbseizures to music... Thanks, Rich. Thanks so much.

Vanessa

Rich,

I spent yesterday reading The Hunger Games and Catching Fire, inspired by last week's instructions. I am clearly currently obsessed. I think I may get too much of my pop culture guidance from you.

Great recap!

I'm just sayin'...

Combative? COMBATIVE?!? I laughed long and hard at that one. Not that Tyra misusing a vocabulary word is anything new, but unless they edited out footage of Jessica wielding a box cutter, this one was pretty ridiculous.

I'm just sayin'...

Combative? COMBATIVE?!? I laughed long and hard at that one. Not that Tyra misusing a vocabulary word is anything new, but unless they edited out footage of Jessica wielding a box cutter, this one was pretty ridiculous.

Melissa

Alasia's going to win this motherfucking thing isn't she?

EarthmanJack

That 3rd Alasia GIF is total "invisible handjob."

Paddy

What is that white thing in Krista's mouth?
Jessica-Alasia final 2.
Thanks Rich; my Monday is made.

rhebok

Oh Rich, I love you. I don't always get all of your pop culture references, since I'm Finnish, but then again, I doubt that most of the Americans do, either. The ones I get are hilarious though.

Did anybody else notice how Angelea's praised "Fashionista" look seems a lot like her "Bitch please" look? No? Okay. Keep on making my Mondays just a little bit sweeter.

matthew

I thought Alexandra's photo mostly looked like she was squeezing out a fart. I noticed they didn't give ALT's comment on it, just Nigel's , who loved it

andrea

brilliant recap, as usual.
but how could you not mention angelea's "when you livin' with girls, especially females, you gonna have that drama."
does this bespeak a self-awareness about her gender that, in turn, bespeaks intelligence?

RP

..Laura and Bianca, now without eyes!!!

How did they catch Youngblood's disease?

Jason LeRoy

I'm surprised you didn't mention Angelea's brilliant "This show isn't called America's Next Top Models!" comment, surely the best use of the show's non-title to justify stank behavior since Jade's legendary "America's Next Top Best Friend" moment. Just one more piece of evidence re: Angelea is the new Jade.

Jonathan

That was patently hillarious Rich!

Elissa

hahaha! I LOLOLOLOLed at the "Margeaux" reference and the GIFs.

bobo

Angelea may have went to one the top 150 schools, but as what? Surely not a student

Sam

I could have just died laughing with this one! Oooh man thank you for making my day much much better :D

Caitlin Janzen

Oh, I too must mention the "girls, especially females" quote. It was top-drawer.

kityglitr

Oh Rich! I thought for sure you would post Angelea's Covergirl photo. Half of the internet loves it, and the other half hates it! I personally thought it was devine... and as long as she keeps giving me the cat claws, and doing goofy dances, bitch can stay on the show for the next 10 years. America's Next Top Angelea FTW!

Becky

Ditto on the "girls, especially females" quote. Best. Ever. And this recap might have been best ever as well... love the part about Alasia's spy skills.

Curlygirl

An Al Albert's Showcase shout out?!?! I love you, Rich!!

Chantal

I FOUND SOMETHING A BIT SCANDALOUS AND WTF?
DID U KNOW THAT THE CYCLE 14 GIRLS HAD NO IDEA NICOLE WAS THE WINNER OF ANTM 13???
AND ALSO IF U LOOK BACK AT THEIR HOUSE THERE ARE NO PHOTOS OF NICOLE???WOW I WAS SHOCKED THEY PROBABLY BEEN DOING THIS 4 A WHILE NOW

kdub

All I could think when they were doing the subway shoot was, I am so glad I didn't need the shuttle between Times Square and Grand Central that day because I would have been piiiissed....

CoreyB

"My name's not Bitch, its Brenda." my fav line

NessieBird

Seriously? Alasia is totally up beating up the beat in the gifs from judging. She's brought together ANTM and JS. Girlfriend has blown my mind.

NessieBird

Seriously? Alasia is totally up beating up the beat in the gifs from judging. She's brought together ANTM and JS. Girlfriend has blown my mind.

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