So, who won America's Next Top Model?
(And, more importantly, does this not look like the partial cast of characters in Clue: Gay Edition? ALT in the butt with the fist FTW!)
Duh. I mean, if you told me this a few weeks ago, I would have been shocked, so good job with editing, show. However, with Krista winning a shitload of shit from all the challenges and the photo shoots, this was kind of a no-brainer, at least in retrospect. Good for her. And double good for her for going all, "Blurrrrrrgh!" in Raina's face after nabbing the title from her:
Apparently, this moment is so much bigger than Krista. I don't know why (because she's chocolate?) but that's what the show kept telling me. Well, great. At last, we have America's Next Halle Berry. I'm happy, our old one was getting sooooo worn out.
Ugh, two back-to-back episodes means...I don't know what. I'd rather do one big recap combining the episodes just to get this all over with (because when reality shows are over, they are over). That might be too much work, though, and I might have to post one on Monday, one on Tuesday, so that it'll all be really irrelevant by the time I'm done with it. That's OK. I don't mind driving shit into the ground. Given my medium (the Internet) and my source (ANTM), I figure I'm in good company.