It used to be that I'd do morning-after awards show posts saying, "In lieu of my normal write-up, I tweeted about whatever was on last night." Now I always do that. So, in lieu of nothing, here's my throw to my Twitter for my Golden Globes commentary. It features gif cameos and is about as valuable as any series of tweets about one thing, which is to say: not very. Whatever. I can't change who I am.