While the world waits for Britney Spears' "Hold It Against Me" video, being doled out in one 5-second scrap at a time, feast your eyes on this re-edit of her ...Baby One More Time-era VHS, Time Out with Britney Spears. This was back when she was funky, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool and capable of delivering a modern anthem like "Email My Heart" ("Everybody's been doing emails!" is her rationale for the song's relatability). It's so amazing to me in this oppressive cards-to-the-chest climate of celebrity sound bites that they allowed a 17-year-old to just babble and babble at a camera with no concern of how inane she was coming off. Aw! I miss the old days. Also, be sure to stick around for her serenade a decidedly latent pre-teen with "Born To Make You Happy." Even though he's at least 10 years her senior, this kid fully aware of how icky that is. Precocious!