Two things that are in this video: a guitar and the words "hip-hop" repeated ad nauseam.
Two things that are not in this song: a guitar and hip-hop.
Chris Cuevas makes Rick Astley sound like a member of X-Clan. This whole charade is so spectacular that I can't believe this video hasn't been viewed more (< 1,000 views at the time of posting) or mocked sufficiently. I mean, I kind of can because as self-parody it's awfully efficient, like a perpetual motion machine of shit. BUT STILL. WATCH IT AND MARVEL.
By the way, Cuevas was a Debbie Gibson protege. He makes her look like Sister Souljah. He makes me understand the concept of the hate that hate produced far too well. (Because really, this is straight up hateful -- even if it doesn't know it.)