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YEP

"They're going to milk this thing like a booty with a nipple."

Very disturbing... very hilarious. Disturbarious.

DTS

A pleasure to read, as always! Thank you, Rich!

CP

Hopefully if Allison makes it back to your place Winston can do another of his award winning interviews with her...as long as a banana is involved again, because that was adorable.

laura

That whole Extra interview thing was so boring I guess you didn't even bother to recap it. I love this show but this all-star thing is grating...can we have more photoshoots and less branding please UGH

estebanito

The ONLY reason I'm continuing to watch this show is only for your recap....and Bianca's live Twitter updates where she writes, "Can Someone please tell Lisa to just SHUT UP!?!"

MJ

PLEASE let Allison come over and interview Winston again! Bring Angelea along too and ask her about her time working in a bank.

annie

lisa and bianca's photo = queefblast

a new line of cover girl mascaras?

mtb

You are a freaking SAINT to watch and post updates of this craptaculous extravaganza for us all. My eyes thank you. Brain not so much as it was fried around cycle 4

LVV

"we heard yet another preview [of the Booty Tooch song] in this week's show, which instills more dread in me than the Jaws theme"

This is absolutely brilliant. It's genius because it's TRUE!

I cannot get over the grossness of Tyra's face-scraping, finger-licking "Want some?" from the opening credits. We all know Tyra's weird, but that is some seriously out-there shit.

loopygorilla

i havent even watched the episode :P i prefer to read your recap first lol

thanks rich.

loopygorilla

lol bianca and lisa photo look like lisa was about to pee or take a dump on her...

anyway Andre leon talley wont be back next season yal.

i just read it lol

i guess anna wintour didnt want him to be associated with this mess anymore, i guess they will probably lose italian vogue and all the top photographers and go back to the crazy old batshit crazy top model show, instead of pretending that they are legitimate modelling talent scouting show.

loopygorilla

lol bianca and lisa photo look like lisa was about to pee or take a dump on her...

anyway Andre leon talley wont be back next season yal.

i just read it lol

i guess anna wintour didnt want him to be associated with this mess anymore, i guess they will probably lose italian vogue and all the top photographers and go back to the crazy old batshit crazy top model show, instead of pretending that they are legitimate modelling talent scouting show.

Ben

My favorite part of this episode was that Bre thought that Kristen Cavallari was a good person to ask for advice on how to have a career that wasn't just bouncing from reality show to reality show...when literally, that is all I am aware of this Kristen bitch doing. Laguna Beach, the Hills, nothing for a while, RuPaul's Drag Race, here.

Alex

I think the single most baffling thing about this season (I refuse to say 'cycle') is that these women still peddle the same shit about this contest being their golden ticket. You've already done this, you already KNOW it isn't, that's why you're here!

I guess it fits perfectly in with the thousands of other contradictions that make up ANTM.

Vanessa M

So, I had to follow the link to see who she was. I saw Kelly Cutrone on something as a judge or guest and while I can't remember the details, I still recall that she was a singularly wretched person. Hmmm, more mental cruelty and nonsense heaped on vulnerable young women for our "entertainment." Consider the shun back in full effect after this cycle.

I knew-KNEW-that you would have a sound wave of "Bitch, I worked in a bank" when the words were barely out of her mouth. Damn it, Angelea. Fuck Nigel. Never change.


Shannon and the fucking panties. God, was she this annoying the first time? Would she wear pasties if I called them evening wear?

Laura bobbing her head enthusiastically at whoever that chick was (I just refuse to waste the Google time to find out) broke my heart a little.

Sparky

SERIOUSLY so many good quotes in this episode. This season is absolutely killing it. Dominique won me over 130% after that face comment.

hungryandfrozen

Love that you call it "soliloquy", gives it a sense of gravity. Amazing gif-ery as always!

Katey

I took the phrase "ALT's showing" to mean "ALT is showing". Like ALT is pregnant and you can tell. I don't know. It seemed like something you might say.

Andrew M

Do we notice that Tyra does not seem invested in this season? She looks slovenly at judging, doesn't visit the girls in their loft or on location, didn't even show up for the "Tyra-INSPIRED makeovers," and I'm sure you caught this week that she said she wasn't even aware of the theme of the photo shoot until she saw the pictures for the first time in the editing room.

matthew (hardcore ANTMer)

Kelly Cutrone: mafiosa (she looks scary!!)

Dara

Rich....xoxoxoxox...you are fabulous!!

Alison for the win!!

faggotblogger

omg hahahaha. You need to make a GIF of Camille clapping whilst giving side eye. Best shot to date.

Meg

Bitch, now I'm gonna tell jokes to make myself laugh when I think about this recap later today and I'm giving all my faces. While tooching.

Hänni

Fabulous recap. I too am dreading the booty tooch video. And also? Lisa looks like Woody Harrelson in profile (ref: the crying count pic), except Woody has better hair.

Lauren

Until now, hasn't Tyra always referred to a booty tooch as a negative thing? As in, "You're getting a little hoochy with that booty tooch. Make it fashion!"

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