Over a week ago, Paz de la Huerta appeared on VH1's talk show Big Morning Buzz and she was, in a word, halting. I think it was just early for her, really, but maybe a little diva-ish as well (she was still drinking water when it came time to answer the first question and then she took even more time actually saying something). It was, at the very least, Soup-worthy. I don't watch The Soup (not on purpose, though -- I just never get around to it!) so I don't know if they did this, but my cursory check of all the web pages suggests that no one took the obvious next step to squeeze all the absurdity out of this by slowing Paz down even further. So I did. Always count on me to do the obvious and then bitch (in my head) about always having to do everything. HERE!