I cut this up from the VHS source Not Just Fun and Games. In it a Canadian Christian panel eviscerates all that was harming pop culture in the '90s like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (and their damn teething biscuits, which I'm pretty sure didn't actually exist), The Simpsons, Vanilla Ice and M.C. Hammer. You know, everyone who ended up bringing down the civilization that I miss as I type this from a burning ember that used to be a computer.
Enjoy. I know I do. Hell is great!
My husband overheard me watching this and said 'what the hell are you listening to?'. Now we can all blame our corruption on the toys we were subjected to!
Posted by: Reb | January 16, 2012 at 03:01 PM
SOPA/PIPA is up again for review in Congress and by the President, bills if signed into law could result in censorship and site shutdowns. Wikipedia is one of several sites participating in a blackout on 1/18. Take time to familiarize yourself with these proposed bills and call your state representative to say no to SOPA.
Keep the Internet neutral, accessible, and free.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/wikipedia-blackout-jimmy-wales-sopa_n_1208947.html?ref=technology
Posted by: Mike | January 16, 2012 at 04:50 PM
"I'm going to get rid of this Michael Jackson candybar.."
Yeah, he so ate it.
Posted by: Chevy | January 16, 2012 at 05:59 PM
It's not white magic... it's pizza power!!
Posted by: Lauren | January 16, 2012 at 11:14 PM
The more stuff they mentioned, the more I missed all that stuff from my childhood. They just don't make demonic anti-bible cartoons like they used to. Hopefully there will be yet another relaunch of the classics for my kids. Thundercats came back so there is still hope. Cheers.
Posted by: Universal Remotes | January 17, 2012 at 11:09 AM
can you post the whole video somewhere please?
Posted by: tom | January 19, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Awww man I miss all those toys! Hail Satan!!
Posted by: Claudia | January 19, 2012 at 11:15 PM
Wait, how was MC Hammer bad for Christians? This demands an actual explanation!
Also, I don't remember anyone using actual magic in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. If they think it's bad for kids because it's violent fine, but why do they always have to make crap up>
Posted by: RP | January 20, 2012 at 09:44 AM
That was amazingly hilarious. And disturbing. Love how he's just wielding that fluffy white dog toy. And also "talented at making money", burrrrrrn.
Posted by: hungryandfrozen | January 20, 2012 at 03:54 PM
Oh lord, let us not be led in to temptation by fruit snacks which have been carved into the craven images of guitars, drums, and microphones. Deliver us from the hand of the evil one for it is gooey, sticky, and delicious!
Posted by: Jessica | January 22, 2012 at 12:34 AM
Getting the entire video to this would be amazing
Posted by: Maestro | January 23, 2012 at 12:41 AM
I'll third the request for the full video...
Posted by: Anth | January 23, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Hey, something weird has happened on you home page for this. On this page it's the right video but on the home page I'm seeing a video of a court case. Is anyone else getting that?
Posted by: RP | January 25, 2012 at 03:35 PM
Imagination and fantasy for children is spun to be demons and devil's work. Michael Jackson Chocolate bar. You horrible people. How could you but the name of one of the greatest music artists of all time on a chocolate bar? Its a sin. LOL. Can't wait for the whole video.
Posted by: Digital White Boards | February 10, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Thanks for this, you gotta watch DECEPTION OF A GENERATION, more televangelist scare mongering w/He-Man, My Little Pony, Star Wars, the Smurfs, and a host of others. Gary the host tries out a lot of the toys "to illustrate their occultness" (yeah right!)
Posted by: jetjaguar | February 17, 2012 at 12:49 AM
I love to get angry at stupid people.
Is there any way you could maybe upload the whole thing?
I crave it.
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