Ah just peed myself and am unable to post an ANTM recap today. I have to spend my day air-drying. Sahrray!
(Just kidding. It was Halloween. Gimme a break.)
Recap tomorrow. In the meantime, if you need to be entertained, I highly suggest watching Keyshia Cole's mom Frankie on the BET Hip Hop Awards red carpet (embedded below the jump because I can't figure out how to take it off autoplay). She is a fearless interviewer who'll physically drag a celebrity over to her camera and ask questions no one else would (Anaconda, anyone?). This is the best use of a drug-addled past that I've ever witnessed. This is really a phenomenal moment.