The best idea in the world made for good-to-great TV. If Being Bobby Brown didn't live up to wall-to-wall riot expectations, at least it insistently disappointed to the beat of its own drum. Bobby and Whitney have the charisma and co-dependent humor to merely exist -- neither of them could even define "putting on airs," and their abundance of weirdness means that unlike other celebreality, we won't be seeing any constructed situations or contrived plot points on B Cubed.
The first two episodes of Being Bobby Brown were, if nothing else, educational. We learned:
-Sometimes Bobby looks kinda hot...
-...but mostly, not.
He's channeling Flav here:
And showing off the gut here:
-Whitney still looks great, in her batshit way.
-Whitney prides herself on being "the mean one" and often covers her head (as a result?!?)
Things fall apart:
-Bobby can play the piano -- sorta
-Whitney digs Beyoncé
-Sharks give Whitney the willies
-Whitney snores
-Whitney has no one but the Newports to blame for her declining voice
-Edddie Murphy likes to play with his own nipples
-"Black love" is scatological (Thought that was brown or at least Brown love?)
I was going to run through a list of quotes, but because Bravo is really looking out for you, I don't have to -- so much excellent material has been subtitled. Yay for mumbling!
Fun with subtitles:
(He totally said "dookie," but whatever)
Whitney's stealing the show and I'm hooked. Next week, Bobby will reassure us that he isn't gay and Whitney brings out the big guns:
Can't wait!
LOVED IT, LOVED IT, LOVED IT. IT'S CALLED REALITY TV FOR A REASON. NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTAND THE LOVE THAT BOBBY AND WHITNEY HAVE FOR EACH OTHER BUT ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHAT. THAT'S WHAT THIS SHOW IS ABOUT, THEIR UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THAT HAS BEEN SO MISUNDERSTOOD FOR YEARS. AFTER BEING MARRIED TWICE I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE LIKE THESE TWO. SO BOBBY, WHITNEY ---NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YA'LL MAKE KEEP SHOWING THESE MF'S WHAT GHETTO LOVE IS CAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW, THEY REALLY DON'T.
Posted by: Q ALLEN | June 04, 2006 at 06:49 AM
I think someone should help her to put her back on the right track!!
She need help!!!!!!
Plus God!!!!!!!
Posted by: Cornelius Cole | August 28, 2006 at 11:31 PM
What if this were your Mother, Grandmother, Sister, Friend, or whom ever you love the most in this world!~ What Would you do for them to try and help them!! I think that We all as one Should Just Stand And Help W. Houston!!!! Please!!!
A Cry For Help!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~
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Posted by: Rangle | April 09, 2011 at 10:32 AM
I'm just praying they cast Jade so you can do another segment of Imagine That. That was the best thing to ever come out of ANTM. Cycle 16 is just not as awesome as it could be without your recaps
Posted by: logo design | August 17, 2011 at 05:08 AM
Bobby brown should be ashamed of what he has done to his family.we as humans should be ashamed if we watched.folks this is not funny.Bobby brown you are not a good man to me, work on it you have a daughter.
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