An unavoidable tangle with alcohol last night means I have no recap of I Married a Tender Tender Tender Tender Roni today. Rest assured, I'm working on it and will have it up as soon as possible. I won't be doing it in the ususal cracked-out rush at 3 in the morning, so it'll be an experiment -- will lucidity make me more or less at one with Bob and Whit (I have a sinking feeling that it's the former)?
In the meantime, I have things for you. I posted the first part of Whitney's 2003 interview with Wendy Williams in the camping episode recap and neglected to put up the rest. So here it is! Sorry about the sound gaps in the Part 2 file -- they're worth enduring for such hits as "Jesus, constantly," "You low-down dirty dog," "Have you ever heard of anybody being fat being healthy?" and "If I was really like back in the day in Newark, I'd meet you outside. I'd meet you outside. But I'm a lady and I have class."
Part 2
Part3
And, to help you kick off your weekend new-jack style, here's the mostly forgotten single remix of Whit's 1991 near hit "My Name Is Not Susan." Not only does it feature Monie Love gettin' stupid on the mic (I mean, really, "Susan's not my name / My name's not Susan?!?!?"), but it's even more evidence of Whit's longstanding insanity.
Whitney Houston "My Name Is Not Susan (L.A. Reid & Babyface Remix)"
(All images grabbed from Whitney-Fan.com)
If all this doesn't satisfy you for now, you can kiss Whit's ass.
Unfortunately it was more about bobby and less about the lady with class. But the part where she refuses to let bobbi xtina buy a short skirt is classic.
best parts of the mp3s
Wendy- asking who else lives in the estate
Whit: Jesus (cackling after response), everyone else may come and go but jesus is a constant stay.
Or when asked about her implants
Whit: My husband looooves them, he looooooooves them.
I love my jersey girl
Posted by: onenami1lion | August 05, 2005 at 12:26 PM
HAHAH I remember this WW interview with Ms. Brown. I think Wendy was scurred. And rightly so. Whitney can split a lip.
Posted by: Joshua | August 05, 2005 at 03:50 PM
Please hurry with the rest of the recaps!!! I may just catch some skenecia if u don't!!!!
Posted by: Skenecia | August 05, 2005 at 06:01 PM
Ha! Who didn't have to get ripped after those performances. But I'm feeling the love for Bobby especially after downloading Tenderoni ... think it will be my wedding song.
Posted by: gw | August 05, 2005 at 10:02 PM
Hey Rich,
Just wrote a long message to you and lost it. Oh well, just the question now. Where can I find the version of Whitney's LOVE THAT MAN (used on the video that you posted at the end of B3) LOVE IT!!! Please answer soon.
Thanks,
Kango
Posted by: kangoyaya | October 25, 2005 at 02:49 PM