Top 10 Never-Before-Seen Moments Aired During Bravo's (Fantastic!) B³: Omnibus Edition (aka Remembering the Houston-Browns, Unkrunked)
10. "No!"
Whitney's constant refusal to give adoring fans her time may just be a matter of a diva taking her (fading) fame for granted. But I'll be a dookie bubble if she doesn't make thwarting seem fun (more good face!). Yes, we're going to sit around watching you yell at those who are gonna stand around and watch you eat, Whitney. Gladly.
Please, make the bitch come out.
9. Yay for alternate camera angles!
. . . because this earlier one . . .
. . . compromised the integrity of the quote. Thanks for making things right, Bravo (though you had it right the first time with the subtitle boxes -- what happened?).
8. Bobby's rendition of "Amazing Grace"
Another failed attempt to impress Whit by song. When in doubt, insert "dawg" into hymn.
7. Subtitle fun never ceases!
I'm sure that's exactly what he does, and I'm sure she loves it. I know way too much about her orifices. And I'm sure I love it.
6. Whit doesn't fight, she doesn't wrestle, she beats bitches up!
Whit N da Hood confirms that there's no taking the Nrk outta the girl.
This just in: Erika C., via email, pointed out that Whit's actually quoting The Real World's Coral here. I kinda knew she was referencing something (right after she says, "'Member that?"), but I didn't know what. Once again, I'm trumped by the Houston-Browns' pop culture savvy. I love those people.
5. Gettin' girls is how he lives (-ed?)
His pregnant belly be damned, ladies still love Bobby!
Even her!
4. Didn't they "almost" have it all?
Since everyone has been dying to know their secret.
Whit, Bob and some unidentified woman recreate the magic that is Donna Summer's "Bad Girls." In her least divalike moment of the season, Whit lets Faceless girl take the lead vocal.
Donna Sum. Donna Sum!!!
Because if he doesn't, who will? None together now: "Beautiful, here we go again my love . . . "
1. "I Believe I Can Fly" . . . Cuz I'm High!
In maybe the show's sweetest stupid moment, Bob and Whit put part-time pantomime R. Kelly in his place with their own spin on "I Believe I Can Fly." It's never been more beautiful. Bravo did a great job with this episode, editing it so that it magnified the arbitrarily manic nature of the show (and its starring couple). Leaving this for last was yet another stroke of genius.
Bob and Whit engaged in interpretive dance? That's how I wanna remember 'em.
More Top 10 lists and other wrapping-up goodies will follow in the next few days. I bet you can't wait!
Seriously though, who the hell has she beatedn up? And why come she can't do something better with the hair?? I don't understand. I used to love her. Was she always that crazy?
Posted by: Tiger Lilly | August 26, 2005 at 10:01 AM
I'm not a big Coral, from the Real World, fan but that "I beat bitches up" quote is hilarious and even more because Whitney loves it! And why is there always some random shit flying out of Bobby's mouth (it ain't always food either!)? Ewww!
Posted by: a. | August 26, 2005 at 10:29 AM
Cracks....sure does alot of damage to brain cells LOL. What on earth happen to this lady? I remember one time in the episode..they were dancing and singing while buying classes? WTH!
Posted by: Obert | August 26, 2005 at 03:17 PM
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Posted by: Trance | August 27, 2005 at 12:10 PM
Disappointing, ghetto-ass, crackhead Whitney Houston-Brown. I know your mother is ashamed of you.
You've neglected your daughter for blows up the nose. She is begging for love and normalsy!
You've now fucked up your children's lives, Whitney and Bobby, with your embarrassing antics, embarrassed the black communities all over the world and still try to justify it by giving praise to the lord!!
Ask him for forgiveness and pay attention to your children.
Whitney, do something with the hair. Shave the shit off...you can pull it off, you got a long ass neck.
Bobby, excercise, stop drinking, your gonna die early if you don't.
Posted by: veronica ogletree | August 27, 2005 at 01:33 PM
I wish that I had enough money, so that I could just act a damn fool all day. And if I did, I can guarantee that I probably would.
Posted by: duane | August 29, 2005 at 01:55 PM
WHY hasn't bobby fixed his teeth??
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