With her status as 2005's Comeback Queen, Mariah Carey is Valerie Cherish. And the hair she rocked on Friday's Shelter From the Storm telethon only reinforced this.
Next time bring the bangs, Mimi!
In other MC news, the grimy, grimy "Shake It Off" remix featuring Jay "Presidente Caliente" Z and Young "Popeye's for Dinner" Jeezy has leaked and it's great. A much tougher, woozier vibe than Mariah usually offers. I'm only leaving it up for a day or two because it'll be available at iTunes soon. Remixer DJ Clue brings out the big guns for this one, and it's clear everyone involved has their eyes trained on No. 1. If this hits the top spot, it will be Mariah's 17th time there. She totally needs it. Also, I hope the revenue from the (eventual) legal downloads of the track is enough for Mariah to purchase another NYC penthouse. She totally needs one of those, too.
She also needs the money for some damn tina, girl.
Posted by: DC | September 12, 2005 at 12:04 PM
i ain't feelin' the hair. she's such a hair victim, soo much. i'm starting to think she has a weird shaped head and her hair needs to be a certain way to cover a flaw or something.
Posted by: Joshua | September 12, 2005 at 03:30 PM
jeeesus... is there a rapper with a more lethargic flow than young jeezy? i want to make an anti-jeezy shirt. it'd look like the other snowman shirts, except the head would be on the ground with yellow streaks on it.
Posted by: Bill | September 12, 2005 at 05:10 PM
Do it. I don't hate him (I like the tone of his voice, at least), but down with lazy!
Posted by: Rich | September 12, 2005 at 05:28 PM
She gots to shave it off
Cuz the color ain't the same
And it keeps on lookin' lame
Like a worn-out horses mane...
Ok Ok I know that was pathetic. At least I spared you the remaining stanzas.
Posted by: Ian | September 12, 2005 at 08:11 PM
no no--Rich...I'm surprised you didn't catch this..the TOTAL real-life Ms. Cherish is Kathy Griffin. I'm not saying this just because of her reality show..but did anyone catch what gesture she made to her cameraman on last week's episode? When she was freaking about losing her E! credential, she told the camera to "Just please stop, really really just stop." and SHE USED THE TIME-OUT HAND SIGNAL EXACTLY LIKE VALERIE CHERISH DOES 24/7. I think it made me more happy than other other reality-tv moment last week..What makes it even better is that we know Kathy's was taped before The Comeback even started airing, so she wasn't doing it to be cute or whatev..
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