Sunday night, I received an email suggesting that Winston might be a deadbeat dad.
Um ... could you pay more attention to what Winston does at night? I
think he's been getting out, whoring around with the neighborhood
kitties . . .
"Whatever," I thought. Winston's fixed and barely has a penis anyway. However, the photos attached to the email made me rethink the knee-jerk dismissal.
Meet Isadora, Izzy for short:
Even though she's a long-hair, with slightly different coloring than Winnie (I believe she's a seal-point, whereas Winston is blue-point), I have to say that I wish he had some genetic claim on her. I love this little lambchop so much!
Read more about the adventures of Izzy and her wonderfully clever owner, Jennifer, at Olive Us. Check out the breakdown of the the paternity conspiracy with an easy-to-read diagram.
Oh, apparently, Izzy is a terror, too. Only a Persian could make being bitchy look so cuddly.
Why, Rich, why?? I can't take the cuteness, it is too much lovely all at once!! Your website is already a 2nd job, now I guess I'm getting a 3rd! Damn, how can there be a Winnie part two??? How do you get anything done?
Posted by: nicole | September 13, 2005 at 02:28 PM
Ha, ha, "get anything done?!?" This junk-pop-culture-kitty-disco shit is the extent of my accomplishment.
Posted by: Rich | September 13, 2005 at 02:34 PM
But we love it so!
Posted by: nicole | September 13, 2005 at 02:36 PM
i can't stand it anymore. the adorable cats are just too much.
Izzy is an absolute cutie pie. my cats are gonna hear it when i get home — why can't you be cute like izzy and winston? i'm an evil pet owner...making comparisons like that...no wonder they shit in my shoes...
Posted by: erica | September 13, 2005 at 02:54 PM
"I love this little lambchop so much"
That cracks me up. Every time. In my head, you say it with Ed's voice from "Raising Arizona". Oh, I love him so-o-o much!
Am I the only one who doesn't think Winston is cute? I mean, he's striking and I love him from afar, but if I awoke and he was looking right at me, I would scream. That, to me, does not bespeak cuteness.
Posted by: Michael | September 13, 2005 at 10:43 PM
You can't be talkin' 'bout my baby, like that, Michael. If I was really like back in the day in Newark, I'd meet you outside. I'd meet you outside. But I'm a lady and I have class.
Posted by: Rich | September 13, 2005 at 11:10 PM
This is to Nicole: Girl, love your cats as they are, shoe shit and all. I'm sure they're great. Izzy is not my first cat, but she's my first kitten. And, as much as I appreciate her cute factor, the problem is (and, I see this in my dog, Lou, too) that she knows she's cute. That makes her haughty and not just a little bit evil! She knows she'll get away with evilacity (my own word, but you get it) so she does it. As I type this? She's biting my left big toe ... hard! Lucky for her I'm lazy and a heavy drinker, otherwise, I'd have something to say about that. If you can stand it, I'll post more pictures of the sweet and salty kitty this weekend.
Posted by: Izzy's Mom | September 13, 2005 at 11:31 PM
I said he was striking! Hell, he's even enjoyed a stint on my desktop.
I guess I should be thankful that you, like Ms. Houston, were raised right.
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