What's wrong with Rudy?
What could have him feeling so good?
Answer: cocaine. To help Rudy cope with getting far less attention than Winston, I get all Jeezy on his ass and supply him with snow. He snorts it and everything. It makes him feel like he's the king of the world.
Just kidding! It's actually pot.
For real, though, Rudy loves catnip so much that he likes to stick his whole face in the container. The lines I cut up for him are not enough.
He gets fucked up.
He rolls around in it (you can see it on his head in the next picture).
And then . . . over!
What about Winston? He won't touch the stuff. He grew up around drugs and has resolved never to fall into the 14-carat pimp lifestyle of his father and the 10-years-later-$10-cheaper work pattern of his whore mother.
Besides, his synapses are like scribbles -- his head might explode if he got high. He's weird enough without it.
Cute! I love it when little kitty-doos roll around in it!
Posted by: Veronica Vinegar | October 07, 2005 at 10:08 AM
you just made my day a thousand times more majestic.
Posted by: gail | October 07, 2005 at 10:18 AM
All strung out... Just keep him away from needles and especially don't let him base the cat nip.
Posted by: Dennis | October 07, 2005 at 10:48 AM
I love your site!! and I love Winston and Rudy as much!! I have a cat (Victor, 13 yrs) that goes nuts for cat nip...he rolls around in it, licks every surface that it's on, and rubs his head on anything that's near...I have a video of this that I would love to send you, but it's at home...maybe soon!!
Posted by: kitty lover | October 07, 2005 at 11:11 AM
"Besides, his synapses are like scribbles.."
You (and Winston) do make me happy sometimes.
Posted by: Michael | October 07, 2005 at 12:13 PM
Oh, and Rudy! Of course, also Rudy!
Posted by: Michael | October 07, 2005 at 12:19 PM
I love Winston! I have a fat kitty who has problems too, I call him "Special K".
Posted by: Sam | October 07, 2005 at 02:23 PM
You have a couple of the cutest cats EVER!
Posted by: Genevieve | October 07, 2005 at 03:00 PM
Rich, way to help Rudy get over his "attention deficit disorder." With these pics of Rudy, I think he'll definitely have himself some stalkers to rival Winston's and yours...have a great weekend!
Posted by: erica | October 07, 2005 at 03:35 PM
If you really want to mess them up, two words: Cosmic Catnip. It's, like, pure snow from Columbia, yo.
Posted by: Carly | October 07, 2005 at 04:30 PM
That's abuse dude.
Posted by: dooku | October 07, 2005 at 08:05 PM
If you love Rudy, grow him some fresh catnip and kitty oats in a pot. Dried is fine, but fresh is divine. And he'll eat it, too.
Winston has no nose to snort his cat blow.
Love Joanna Cassidy! Love Joanna Cassidy in the header!
Posted by: Jayce | October 07, 2005 at 10:51 PM
hey, I've found your blog this past summer and I just love it. I also love it when you do the posts on your cats.
Posted by: jay | October 08, 2005 at 12:06 AM
Your site kickass if i ever need to laugh i'm coming here from now on. Keep it coming!
Posted by: | October 08, 2005 at 12:14 AM
Yay! I wandered over from http://www.socialitelife.com and fell in love with your kitties.
I love that you have a 'kittypride' section, more people should take pride in their cats!
(and a horribly entertaining blog, as well)
Posted by: Buntcake | October 08, 2005 at 01:31 AM
I don't even like cats, but I absolutely adore all your kitty posts! They make me like cats and kind of wish I had some so I could take cool pics of them too...
I think you could make posts about how awesome poop is and I'd start liking poop.
Posted by: LA | October 08, 2005 at 02:03 PM
I've been reading your blog for a few months now, and I've come to look forward to whatever you write about, cats, Freestyle, or television. My cat's name is penny, who is a beautiful cat, but winston....
Posted by: Jacob sanders | October 08, 2005 at 03:30 PM
I promise, Rich, that I am not only completely at terms with my gender (my invisible peen comment notwithstanding) but also that the next time you ask me to bring JESSICA, that JESSICA will be what you get.
Lord help you.
Thanks for linking The Selector here (I did the "clutching my pearls" motion that I learned from Miss Jay when I saw), and thank you so much for having such a spectacular site. I look forward to reading you every day.
exes and ohs,
Jess
Posted by: jessica | October 08, 2005 at 03:44 PM
your photos are absolute plushy-ness eye candy!! i love it.
xo
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Posted by: Bloody Jack Rackham | October 14, 2005 at 01:05 AM
I like you...and your blog...and your kitties!! Too bad you're gay :(
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