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The theaters are crowded right now with wonderful, thrilling, funny, warm-hearted, dramatic, artistic, inspiring, entertaining movies. If anyone you know says this is the one they want to see, my advice is: Don't know that person no more. - Roger Ebert on Wolf Creek, Dec. 23, 2005.

I am the sick fuck Ebert warns against. I am the the maniac with cinematic bloodlust, the boogeyman with popcorn on my lap and grease on my fingers, who wouldn't be seduced by any gorilla, child wizard or wardrobe this holiday season. Promised a realistic, unrelenting and brutal slasher, I let my horror geekdom get the best of me (I'm seriously a red-on-black silkscreened t-shirt away from a horror convention): I looked forward more to the low-budget Australian horror flick Wolf Creek than any other of this season's offerings. I saw it Christmas day.

I entered the theater defensive, having read Ebert's review (and, it's important to note that I think Ebert deserves to be America's most trusted film critic, and besides, he has my undying love for writing Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, even if he's now somehow above that film's sort of debauched revelry). Wolf Creek, in case you don't know (beware of spoilers, from now on), follows the story of three young Australians (two girls and a guy) who take a holiday to their nation's outskirts, become stranded when their car breaks down and find help via a creepy old guy who actually just wants to see them splattered against the wall. The film's tagline -- "The thrill is in the hunt" -- couldn't be more accurate: after about 50 minutes of uphill, character-building meandering, the film slams into fifth gear and stays there. The pay-off, however cynical, is that we get to watch the people we've just spent an hour with flail for their lives. Brought deeper into the wilderness by a pervy old guy who promises to fix their car, the three would-be heroes are thrust into an impossible environment. It's unfair, really -- they have no idea what it is to be prey, until it's too late. Their predator, meanwhile, is a seasoned hunter. They are bugs in a jar and the film effectively tears off each of their legs, one at a time.

Wolf Creek means business. While its unflinching brutality makes it another refreshing alternative to the PG-13, boo-did-I-scare-you? Japanese-remake bullshit that has hijacked the horror genre, it also hinders its watchability. "I'll cut your tits off," the killer says to one of the girls, after he assures her that he'll use a condom when he rapes her (it's for his protection, but his back-woodsy existence is clearly more prone to dirty genitalia, so maybe that's win-win and uplifting, after all). All the while, she's tied up in a garage full of what could be called his toys, without irony. I'm not so politically correct as to agree with Ebert that Wolf Creek is misogynistic -- the movie seems to hate everyone (including the audience) equally. [major spoiler]Yeah, the two women don't survive and the guy does, but that's no great triumph in an environment where the hunt greatly outweighs the kill[/major spoiler]. Ebert's assertion that the movie is sexist would seem to back Carol Clover's assertion in Men, Women and Chain Saws that the preponderance of female survirors in horror movies (what she calls the "final girl") is, in fact, feminist. That's probably too complex an interpretation for horror's tried-and-true cheapness -- sometimes a screaming, blood-soaked girl is just a screaming, blood-soaked girl.

But maybe I'm sick for feeling that way, and certainly, the defensiveness I felt when I walked into the theater gave way to a more introspective feeling as Wolf Creek's terror unfolded: what if Ebert was right? I generally tell myself that as a peaceful person, viewing horror movies provides some sort of catharsis. Maybe it's relief from the clash of social law and nature's -- it's not right to kill, but as animals, as intrinsic hunters, maybe we hang onto some of the DNA that would provide the impulse to do so. We're rightfully expected to rise above this capacity -- if horror movies somehow help out, great. But maybe sometimes bloodlust is just bloodlust.

Really, the gratuitousness of what I've witnessed onscreen goes beyond basic human curiosity that drives people to rubberneck at car accidents or even check out the morbid still shots offered at rotten.com and similar sites. After seeing Wolf Creek with Ebert's review in mind, it struck me that I've watched representations of such debased acts, that I'd probably be embarrassed to run through them all (though Lucio Fulci's eye-gouging tendency would, no doubt, hit high on that list). And all along, since second grade when I viewed and immediately fell in love with A Nightmare on Elm Street, what has allowed me to take all of this in, more or less unaffected or even absentmindedly, was a little voice on a loop saying: "It isn't real."

Yeah, I've seen some fucked-up shit, I've been taken aback and disgusted and nauseated in the name of entertainment, but it's this ability to detach (even if it's paradoxical and occurs at the same time as emotional investment in a given film) that makes me better than the guy in a trench coat that Ebert derides (and this isn't the first time he's been affected by not just the film that's up for review, but his perception of the audience's reaction -- he issued a similar condemnation 25 years ago for I Spit on Your Grave, right down to the geek-show analogy).

See, I know the location of the line that Ebert speaks in his Wolf Creek missive, and he's wrong: Wolf Creek doesn't cross it. Though it purports to be based on a true story (I think, actually, it's based on the fact that people often go missing in Australia, and, uh, that's about it), though its lens tends to gawk at the torture, Wolf Creek is unquestionable fiction. It's a long way from the porno approach to horror that something like 1980's Cannibal Holocaust takes, with its numerous and graphic instances of real animal slaughter (Lloyd Kaufman's apology-cum-review in Eaten Alive surmises that showing animals being ripped apart between staged scenes of human torture was an working example of Pudovkin's theory of montage -- basically, the fake deaths seem real by association). Certainly, Cannibal Holocaust and the films of the Italian cannibal micro-genre of the '70s and '80 are not meant to thrill, but to pummel. It's doubtful that many could get off to Wolf Creek's dirty talk. The extended scenes of rape in cannibal movies, however, have at least one champion. (Note: For more on Cannibal Holocaust, please do yourself a favor and read Eric Henderson's brilliant take on it. It's the best piece of grindhouse criticism I've ever read.)

Where does this leave me? Introspective, perhaps, surprised at myself, maybe, but ultimately, not far from where I've started. I'll be first in line Friday for the opening of Hostel, a film that promises to feature torture as its central theme. If nothing else, I can't wait to see Jay "the butt" Hernandez like this:

Sick fuck? Yeah, that seems about right.

(Final note: For an essay similar in theme to the above post that goes at least one more to brilliantly tie critics' reactions to Wolf Creek to the critical response to Munich, check out Buzz's "On Terror" at CampBlood [published on the same day as this one, wouldn't 'cha know]. Terror is terror is terror is terror is fascinating, thanks to you, Buzz.)

Comments

[Jill]

This was a great write-up - I enjoyed your analysis of the bloodfest genre and why we feel compelled to watch. I liken horror movies to rollercoasters - we like the thrill of the ride, adrenaline junkies that we can be. If you're a sick fuck, well, then so am I, and proud of it! Have you seen 1911 (older movie, features a very young DeNiro and G. Depardieu - the latter is actually handsome in this, and not so Gaulling as later in his career), and I think it is Man Bites Dog (foreign movie - Dutch? more recent, quite violent in a wonderfully twisted way)

[Roger]

This film IS actually "based on true events." Sure, they've really taken a broad swipe of the true story, but there was a man quite a few years ago who was a serial killer that preyed on hitchhikers. Turns out he killed like 10 people or something. This story is what came out of it. Too bad they didn't do a more realistic take on it. It would have been more than just a slasher film. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm going to see Hostel, after all. :)

[Ambre]

It's good to have you back, Rich....you freak.

[Kia]

I must say, I was quite disappointed in this movie. I felt the build up was far too long and WTF with the 2.5 seconds of Ben? I am also not too happy with the whole "based on true events" bullshit, complete with the whole "where are they now" captions at the end. I was dupped! Hoodwinked! Lead astray!

That being said, the tiny morsels of action and gore we got were good, and the acting wasn't too bad either. I don't think I would have been so pissed with all the character development if we had a more involved death dance. I understand the intention of the 50 minutes of non-gore... we are supposed to be emotionally invested in the characters and we were, but to have them die so quickly just ruined it for me.

I did enjoy the cinematography, the use of handhelds was reminiscent of Blair Witch without the motion sickness. Also, Ben was kinda hot, too bad all we get to see is drool stringing from his mouth and him shivering in the desert.

[buzz]

very nice, rich. if you need to crack one out during HOSTEL i'll totally hold your popcorn.

[Monica C.]

Excellent, well-written review. Sounds like it's definitely worth ... a DVD purchase (I don't get out to the movies, much).

BTW, I love your blog.

[a.]

Hostel looks plain sick. From the previews, I don't think I'd be able to stomach the whole movie.

[angela]

I began reading your posts for the AMNTM recaps but to reference "Men, Women, and Chainsaws" has made me love you forever as I too am a red on black T away from so much shame.

[dave]

Hey, you're gonna recap Monday's ep of the Tyra show where the season 5 models had another reunion, right? Right? You better =))))).

[Dream]

I enjoyed Wolf Creek too. It was very disturbing but I liked it nonetheless. Probably wasn't a player move to pick it as a first date movie (most likely why I didn't get asked on a second), but I digress. Ebert is usually my boy however after I saw the he gave a "thumbs up" to Ocean's 12 on the dvd cover, I've got no choice but to question him.

[Meaghan]

Thanks for this. A really interesting, compelling write up that actually makes me want to see the movie! Also reminded me of the horror film class I took in college... loved it!

P.S. I really enjoy your blog.

[carlos]

hey, rich... check the gettyimages.com pic of billy bob goin' cheek-to-check with jay:

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hmmph

[spazmo]

You saw ANOES in second grade?
Holy shit! I wasn't even allowed to watch heavily cut Hammer movies on t.v. when I was that age.

The good/bad taste phenomenon is a tricky thing. Ebert hated Wolf Creek, and yet gave a surprisingly favorable review of Devil's Rejects.

He tends to react to the percieved misogyny of the filmmakers rather than what is actually happening on the screen.

That might explain his famously censorious review of Friday the 13th -- even though both the killer and final survivor are women, the perception was that only sick grunts and callow fratboys could produce or enjoy viewing this kind of violence.

He got it right with the recent crapfest "Chaos", though. That wretched pile was made by pro-wrestler-cum-anarchist wannabes. When challenged, they couldn't come up with a single honest reason for making the movie. They were exposed as artistic frauds, and audiences stayed away.

Maybe Ebert still had a "Chaos" hangover when he wrote his Wolf Creek review.
He might amend his criticism one day. Remember the "Blue Velvet" controversy?

[misso]

woah, that was just awesome, although i won't ever have the nerve to watch wolf creek for i have a week stomach. Speaking of the blood-lust gore movie genre, one of my cousins has Cannibal Holocaust and i was suppose to watch it with them but you already know.
being a torontonian where shootings are accepted (since no-one's doing anything about it, hey it's politics), the mercy-less, slow-torture, butcher/cleaver cutting style of killing is still tabboo. it's not accepted.
i guess i have to tap into my primal instincts to get into the bandwagon, so to speak.

[starstattoo]

The 'true story' that this is supposed to be based on is of the Backpack Killer, Ivan Milat, who killed several hitchhikers and backpacking tourists in rural New South Wales in the late 1980s and early 1990s.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/milat/discovery_1.html

He's currently serving consecutive life sentences for the 7 murders confirmed to be his doing. The unusual aspect of the case, as compared to other killers, is that his methods changed with each victim, and all were killed in different ways.

Several other missing persons cases have been assumed to be murders he committed.

Have you seen the German movie "Funny Games"? It is about two young men who harass and then torture a vacationing family, and really stretches some limits of cruelty, but also accuses the audience of being participants in the sadism. It's a little arty, but interesting.

[erica]

rich, you knocked out the park again. sure, i come here for the cats, the ANTM recaps (and I don't even watch the show) and your general kickass humor but i love, love, when your reviews become broad, topical analysis of a theme. great post. x's and o's.

[Betty]

I got you beat, I saw the Excorcist when I was 3 years old. My mother went into labor during it and ended up naming my sister Reagan. She lived up to that name. I am a horror buff also, it's been quite some time since I have actively pursued it, but the 70's probably have my favorites. My mother would take us to the drive in to see creep show and creep show 2, it was great.

[Raymond Chiu]

good review sir. gotta love that tad of humour.

[frograbbitmonkey]

I love gore (of the bright red bloody Argento/Fucli/HGL variety) but tend to shy away from gritty, realistic portrayals of violence. Still, at 3 PM today I am accompanying my husband, who is not a horror buff, to see Hostel. Why? Because it's directed by Eli Roth, the man who brought us Cabin Fever, which was filmed in High Point, North Carolina, which is 45 minutes away from where we used to live.

It's like Hostel is Tara for my husband's Scarlett O'Hara.

[price]

Will you be my best friend? This is the best thing I've ever read on the internet. I really love horror, especially direct-to-video horror... but have always been staunchly against sadistic horror-porn like the Saw flicks. But I just saw The Devil's Rejects and it was maybe the best thing I've seen all year. Your piece pushed me over the line... I gotta see Wolf Creek now. Thanks!

[afan]

I eagerly await you to post about Hostel

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