I'm not trying to say that Fred Savage is hot.
I'm not trying to say his new, probably temporary sitcom Crumbs is worthwhile.
But for about 30 seconds last week, I believed both of those statements were true. Why? Exposed chunk:
Whoa ass.
Whoa chest.
Whoa chunk!
It was like some lightly pornographic epiphany.
Everything went back to normal, though, as soon as he was clothed.
Oh well. I'll play this one for Fred when his ass gets taken off the air and think about how we almost had it all.
I had no idea Pat Robertson is a masseuse.
Posted by: Scout | January 24, 2006 at 09:53 AM
Love the juxtaposition with the Fitness ad in the corner.
++DJ Assault!!!!
Posted by: manhattan offender | January 24, 2006 at 10:03 AM
Mmmmmm...chunk!
Posted by: gayest neil | January 24, 2006 at 10:37 AM
The Show - Yeah
Fred Savage - Neah
It was pretty funny. Loved the dressed up chicken.
Posted by: is | January 24, 2006 at 10:37 AM
It would all depend on how long it has been since I got some and how hungry he was.
Posted by: Gary | January 24, 2006 at 11:33 AM
ass ass titties titties ass n titties! it's nice to see fred healthy and working...
Posted by: Neha | January 24, 2006 at 11:39 AM
I like to think of these as Fred's Wonder Bread Years.
Chunk = YUM!
:-)
Posted by: Artie James | January 24, 2006 at 01:06 PM
I TOTALLY thought about you when I watched it on TiVo!! I knew you would like his chunk!
Posted by: Kel de Texas | January 24, 2006 at 02:03 PM
But he has minivan hair.
Posted by: sean | January 24, 2006 at 02:37 PM
ASS & TITTIES!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHA. I'm gonna have to remember to use some ASS & TITTIES animation on my blog.
Posted by: Brandon | January 24, 2006 at 04:24 PM
rich. you're insatiable. i'm just trying to figure out what's up with his nipples...
Posted by: erica | January 24, 2006 at 05:05 PM
He's maintained some of his cuteness. How rare is that for former child stars? He's also just plain likeable.
Posted by: Chris | January 24, 2006 at 05:58 PM
Oh how time has passed! He's like a total dad now, my goodness. I had the HUGEST crush on him back in the day.
*wipes eye* Wow.
Posted by: Maline | January 24, 2006 at 06:31 PM
If you're really into hairy-chested chunk, check out George Costanza (Jason Alexander) in the "shrinkage" episode of Seinfeld. If I walked into him changing, I would be too zazzed-up by that big furry chest to care about a little ole dink!
Posted by: Veronica Vinegar | January 24, 2006 at 07:08 PM
Ohhh, Fred Savage! I still love this boy. If he were't married, and if I hadn't already had a bad expereince with a married man, I would so be after him. Hmmm...is his younger brother still single?
Posted by: Szig | January 24, 2006 at 08:36 PM
Okay, go rent "The Rules of Attraction" (starring Ian Somerhalder, Shannyn Sossamon, and James Van Der Beek) and fast forward through any tedious sections. There is a scene where James Van Der Beek is Fred Savage's drug dealer, and Fred is unclothed, smoking, and getting high. Lotsa chunk. Plus, he uses his navel as a cigarette holder.
Posted by: starstattoo | January 25, 2006 at 12:31 AM
He's kinda got some man-boobies .... moobies
Posted by: Lyndsey | January 25, 2006 at 03:04 AM
ew jason alexander
Posted by: bf | January 25, 2006 at 09:05 AM
oh, i love him! he seems so normal and I think he's quite adorable. too bad he's only gay on the show.
Posted by: chris | January 25, 2006 at 09:57 AM
Making me sad I missed DJ Assault and DJ Funk 2 weeks ago! I'm sorry, I'm not feeling this man chunk and its because of the hair - on his head and especially on his chest, eww.
Posted by: lemure | January 25, 2006 at 11:01 AM
Yeah, the head hair is extremely problematic to me. But chunk is chunk.
Posted by: Rich | January 25, 2006 at 11:35 AM
Has anyone heard him talk? he's a conservative with almost right-wing views, hello!
Posted by: chad | January 25, 2006 at 09:06 PM
getting a shirtless massage from his dad was a lovely touch. i want this show to succeed. he is so likable. wonder years residual feelings. jane curtin's voice is entrancing and sucks me in. it is so total an arrested development rip-off though sweeter. his brother is damn hot. maybe you can post a gif of them wrestling because his brother's leg was between his. hope they explore his being a closet case even more because that could be funny. it is totally doomed of course. oh well.
Posted by: avi | January 25, 2006 at 10:28 PM
i think he's a sexy mofo now! i'd do him!
Posted by: Joe | January 26, 2006 at 10:49 AM
Daaaamn. I'd do him, too.
Posted by: brass unicorn | January 26, 2006 at 10:32 PM