Hi, everybody! I'm so excited to see you all! Welcome to Project Runway!!!
Do you think Heidi piddled herself when she said that? Because I sort of did.
Anyway, this is just a note to state what must be obvious to anyone who'd care: yeah, I'll be recapping this season of Project Runway. How could I not, really? I'll probably stick to the same haphazard format as always, since I'm really not clever enough to retool and streamline. What will change, however, is when I post. I've really, really, really enjoyed the past two months of not being chained to my TV and computer on Wednesday and Thursday nights. For that reason, I'm going to give myself till Monday to have the ProjRun recaps up. I really love getting them up on Fridays when everything's still fresh in everyone's heads, and I will try to get them up by then, but because I'm not making promises, I suspect that they'll rarely be up before Monday. I need to hold on to all the youth I have left and I can't have this shit cutting into my beauty sleep and prematurely aging me. Heidi would not approve, Tyra would not approve and the teenage Latinas on my block, sometimes my sole source of self-confidence, would not approve.
So yeah, no need to nudge me or ask where the recap is if you happen to visit on a Friday (or, God forbid, a Thursday) and I'm talking about pop music or crazy ladies or cuddly animals or Keyshia Cole (who, come to think of it, is sort of those three elements in one feisty little package). The recap's on the way -- I know where things need to go, and I don't stop working until they get there.
Insert "Make it work" joke here. Carry on. Blah blah blah.
Ooh, I can't wait to see what you have to say about Milan I mean Malan! :B
Posted by: SJB | July 13, 2006 at 02:12 AM
Tyra would especially not approve now that she's forsaken photo retouching - as in this article
I can't wait to see what you think of this bunch!
Posted by: Vicki | July 13, 2006 at 03:00 AM
Totaly understandable, break those chains that hold you to the computer. You're only young once (well unless you use botox).
I'm excited for your recap
Posted by: Jordan | July 13, 2006 at 03:44 AM
take your time, grasshopper.
Posted by: silky jumbo | July 13, 2006 at 04:06 AM
But blogging should be your life. you should post 6 times a day and thats only if you have nothing to say about anything.
God, I love you.
Posted by: Rocco | July 13, 2006 at 06:55 AM
Y'know, I did piddle myself. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Messalina 6-5000 | July 13, 2006 at 07:21 AM
Squeal. Your ProjRun updates are worth the wait.
Posted by: | July 13, 2006 at 08:41 AM
Your take is worth the short wait, and I hope you have a lovely weekend.
Posted by: Joan | July 13, 2006 at 08:56 AM
Um....where's the Project Runway recap?!
:-)
Posted by: Arthur James | July 13, 2006 at 09:48 AM
Rich you are beautiful with or without beauty sleep!
Half the time I don't even bother watching the shows you recap because you save me time and are much more entertaining! People should understand that genius takes time and if they don't let me know and I'll personally knee cap 'em or pinch them really hard.
Right now I have "Summertime" by Fresh Prince stuck in my head.
Posted by: Brandy | July 13, 2006 at 10:36 AM
I, for one am excited! I looked this morning HOPING you'd be recapping! And yesterday when I met Nick I kept thinking about your little Nick-animations!
I'll stay tuned :)
Posted by: Trish | July 13, 2006 at 10:48 AM
YOU ARE THE MAN.
I LIVE FOR YOUR BLOG RECAPS OF RUNWAY.
THREE YEARS RUNNING, AND I'M HOOKED...
KEEP EM COMING!
Posted by: Johnny Chicago | July 13, 2006 at 11:10 AM
Have you noticed that Malan Breton = Anthony Blanche from Brideshead Revisited?
http://www.abbotshill.freeserve.co.uk/Images/Blanche.jpg
Posted by: Jennifer | July 13, 2006 at 11:19 AM
I'm AS excited about your recaps as I am about the third season. Take your time; your critique is ALWAYS worth the wait.
Shout out to Winston and Rudy! ;-)
Posted by: Diva DeeJay | July 13, 2006 at 11:32 AM
i can't wait!
Posted by: bethanne | July 13, 2006 at 11:45 AM
i am piddling myself in anticipation of Monday!
Posted by: amanda | July 13, 2006 at 12:12 PM
I don't care when you post it, just so long as you do! Take your time! We are grateful!
Posted by: duane | July 13, 2006 at 12:18 PM
PW math - Malan = 1.8 parts Anthony Blanche, one part Austin Powers, .2 parts I can't figure out yet.
Posted by: SarahW | July 13, 2006 at 12:43 PM
You're dreamy.
I'll wait for as long as it takes.
*swoon*
Posted by: Charlie | July 13, 2006 at 01:51 PM
This is so totally the death knell of fourfour.
Dude, I won't even have cable/internet until July 21. I've been *shudder* reading books. May I just take a second to recommend "Star" by Pamela Anderson?
Posted by: rod | July 13, 2006 at 01:55 PM
Malan really reminds me of Jonathan Pryce, for some reason. I keep expecting him to burst into "American Dream" from Miss Saigon.
Posted by: Leila | July 13, 2006 at 02:05 PM
Like Rocco said: But blogging should be your life. After all, reading your blog is mine! What about me, Rich? What-about-me?
j/k Smooch.
Mondays will be good. It will lesten the wait and my desperation for the next episode.
Posted by: the_muse | July 13, 2006 at 02:08 PM
I'm on Peeens and Neeeedles!
Posted by: uglyagnes | July 13, 2006 at 02:22 PM
Mondays will actually be something to look forward to now!
And damn, someone beat me to the "peeens and neeedles" joke.
Posted by: chriso | July 13, 2006 at 03:03 PM
Hey! It is worth the wait. Mondays are fine!
Posted by: Blair | July 13, 2006 at 07:26 PM