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Here is Winston:

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Cats and string, what a combo! Ho ho, bet you never saw that before! This is more proof that owning a cat is an exciting adventure everyday. Seriously, it's a 24/7 party over here.

(More nonsense that has nothing to do with anything is below.)

Here's a chunk do and don't:

When sporting chunk, do quasi-active things that require bending your midsection, so as to emphasize your junk...

...however, if your posture is naturally hunched (and, really, even if it isn't), DON'T. WEAR. THIS.

Meanwhile, Tobey Maguire has never looked better, and this is pretty hot (turn your speakers down).

Here's my favorite song of the week:

Soffy O "Maybe a Dog"

Electroclash survivor and sassmaster Soffy O goes new-jill-swing revivalist. It's cunty, too ("Maybe a dog won't leave you / Maybe a dog would please you / Cuz when you don't treat him right, he'll still be there by your side.") Perfect summer listening!

Here's a rant:

Fucking Snakes on a Plane! Look, I know what it's like to get excited for things. Like, really, really excited (of course, this means that I know what it's like to be let down, as well). I'm not trying to slag off Snakes on a Blog or anything that exists in anticipation of the movie, but I will say that I'm tired of being hit over the head with coverage of it in Entertainment Weekly. It couldn't possibly be that Time Warner owns New Line, which is putting out the film, as well as EW, could it? A quick look at Masterfile Premier (which, if anything, is a low number as it sometimes doesn't catalog every single article) reveals that EW has mentioned Snakes 10 times since its initial story on the movie in the Sept. 23 issue (compare that to the seven or so times Superman Returns was mentioned before its release since the fall or the nine times Pirates of the Caribbean was covered before its release). In other words, SHUT UP ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES, ALREADY, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY. That Snakes tally, by the way, doesn't include the Aug. 4 cover story (11) or this highly witty bit of self-reference (motherfucking 12!) that ran in last week's issue:

Ho ho ho! Now, then, and forever. Snakes infinity!

What, was something like this too accurate?:

Comments

[Michael]

"Like" he isn't real. Heh.

[fifi]

have we ever heard anything about Win's behavior in re persons other than his immediate family? Ie is he the kind of kittie who will snuggle up to strangers or is he the type to play Security Guard and take swipes at your friends just to show 'em whose territory they're encroaching on? OR is he one to flee to the closet until the coast is clear (this seems least likely!) AND..have you have tried out the catnip banana on them? see www.duckyworld.com , it's the best catnip of all time drives my cats....[can't help myself] bananas!

[Vampy]

Seriously, how do you live with the cuteness day in and day out? I couldn't take it, I would OD on it. Everytime I think my Himi's are the most glorious cats in the universe, I see a new pic of Winston and they are TRUMPED......TRUMPED I tell ya........

[Jude]

I love the noises Win makes as he gnaws on that piece of string. You got yourself a hell of a cat, there.

[Mia]

Winston On A Plane! That would totally rule!

[Stephareeno]

Right on, F! I would totally buy a Winston tee!

[Suzy]

I love how Winny bites the string and then for a moment shows his softer side and licks it as though he is giving it kisses and appologizing for his assault upon it.

[Quel]

I'm watching Janice Dickenson Agency reruns today and I saw that you were quoted in the promo!...along with Vanity Fair I might add.

Rich, you're like famous!

[Gretchen Weiners]

Winston looks so soft and furry. I kinda wanna rub my face on him. Is that a weird thing to say?

[Vampy]

I saw the FourFour quote too on the Janice re-run - don't get all Hollywood on us now!

[Brian]

In addition to the Oxygen Network, Rich posted a short entry on the Celebreality section of vh1.

(Yeah. I'm sort of the stalkery dude who commented a day after everyone else on the entry.)

[Gary]

Rich-

You're the best.

From one chunk-hunk to another I salute you.

Gary

[Gretchen Weiners]

I work in a high-rise office building in Boston and I shit you not a plane trailing a banner for Snakes on a Plane is flying around Metro Boston right now. I mean the Samuel L. Jackson phone calls are funny and maybe a little frightening before you figure out what it is, but a banner? Wow.

[BundtCake]

He's so cute! It was like an interactive marshmellow!

I saw Rudy feet, aww... where was the rest of him?

[Erica]

This is for Winston! I hope you check your comments, as I didn't want to bother you with an email just to have Winston gain some Doggay friends. Here are my crazy goldens, http://oneonenine.typepad.com/oneonenine/sad_goldens/index.html , your Project Runway posts are so brilliant, I just love you Rich! Go Chunk!

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[POP display stand]

Thanks so much for this piece. I am just starting, in my mid-fifties - to go for success in writing. I appreciate it!

[Display stand]

What a beautiful tale, Suzie! Enjoyed the read so much, top of the afternoon to you too. You always match your pics. R

[frame stand]

What a great post, and I love Sleepy Hallow. I also learned some things I did not know, thank you!