Rich!! The first place I came when I heard the announcement was here, I needed to confirm it with you....why aren't we all out dancing in the streets? Praise God from who all blessins' flow, brotha----Whit might've finally hit bottom and be bouncing back up!! Lemme hear ya say COMEBACK in 07!!
How is she going to poop now? I mean can she reach in her own ass, or will she ask new boyfriends to do it for her? What a werid first date that'll be.
"Hey baby, I know we just met, but I've got some poop lodged in me that I just can't get to. Could you help me out?"
I'm so glad that I signed up for CNN's "Breaking News" emails...
"-- Grammy-winning singer Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from husband Bobby Brown, her publicist tells The Associated Press."
You know it's "fo' sho'" if CNN's sending you urgent emails!
Keep your head up, man. I wish you joy and happiness. But above all this, I wish you love. Bobby, Whitney and I will always love you - no matter what happens.
When thinking of Bobby and Whitney I always thought of Chris Rock's joke about how a church person and a crackhead could not stay together, but two crackheads could stay together for life. I wanted that to be true for Bobby and Whitney.
Rich!! The first place I came when I heard the announcement was here, I needed to confirm it with you....why aren't we all out dancing in the streets? Praise God from who all blessins' flow, brotha----Whit might've finally hit bottom and be bouncing back up!! Lemme hear ya say COMEBACK in 07!!
Posted by: Jae | September 13, 2006 at 03:57 PM
Honestly, you were the first person i thought of when i read about this earlier today. I think this will be harder for you than Bobbi Kristina.
Posted by: whatwouldjanicedickinsondo | September 13, 2006 at 03:58 PM
Hey Rich -
It's not right, but it's okay. Whitney's gonna make it anyway.
Honestly, I feel better about her future now that she's dropped him.
Posted by: Joe | September 13, 2006 at 03:59 PM
Dude .... Crack is whack
Posted by: The Fury of Bea Arthur | September 13, 2006 at 04:11 PM
Their poor child.
Posted by: .25 kid | September 13, 2006 at 04:24 PM
Ok, OBVIOUSLY she's leaving him for Osama!
Posted by: Emily | September 13, 2006 at 04:25 PM
Huh?
Posted by: Why Is Joey Lawrence Bald | September 13, 2006 at 04:29 PM
How is she going to poop now? I mean can she reach in her own ass, or will she ask new boyfriends to do it for her? What a werid first date that'll be.
"Hey baby, I know we just met, but I've got some poop lodged in me that I just can't get to. Could you help me out?"
Posted by: regan | September 13, 2006 at 04:44 PM
Just heard, came here first, didn't we almost have it all?
Posted by: Talix18 | September 13, 2006 at 04:54 PM
oh Rich, honey I read the news on the MSN homepage and came right over to say I'm sorry.
What's next? I know Top Model!
love you,
g
Posted by: g | September 13, 2006 at 05:15 PM
I wish I could hug you. :(
Posted by: Penny Woods | September 13, 2006 at 05:24 PM
I'm so glad that I signed up for CNN's "Breaking News" emails...
"-- Grammy-winning singer Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from husband Bobby Brown, her publicist tells The Associated Press."
You know it's "fo' sho'" if CNN's sending you urgent emails!
Posted by: BrnEyedGirl676 | September 13, 2006 at 05:35 PM
I like that banner a lot.
Posted by: Eric | September 13, 2006 at 05:57 PM
Rich,
I'm glad you have the love and support of Winnie and Rudy at this difficult time.
My condolences,
Scout
Posted by: Scout | September 13, 2006 at 06:05 PM
Rich -
Keep your head up, man. I wish you joy and happiness. But above all this, I wish you love. Bobby, Whitney and I will always love you - no matter what happens.
11
Posted by: 11 | September 13, 2006 at 06:07 PM
Joining the chorus to say that this is the first place I went to when I heard. My condolences.
Posted by: Armchair Cook | September 13, 2006 at 06:14 PM
When thinking of Bobby and Whitney I always thought of Chris Rock's joke about how a church person and a crackhead could not stay together, but two crackheads could stay together for life. I wanted that to be true for Bobby and Whitney.
Posted by: M to the G | September 13, 2006 at 07:09 PM
Aww, poor thing. But I have to say, I loveloveLOVE your Waiting for Guffman banner. All my family loves that movie.
Posted by: Avery | September 13, 2006 at 07:15 PM
I KNEW YOU'D KNOW ABOUT THIS ALREADY!!!
Posted by: Kel | September 13, 2006 at 07:30 PM
You know Whitney is going to have her own reality show about her comeback. Think of the recaps!!
Posted by: Iris | September 13, 2006 at 07:51 PM
'Bout MaFuckin' Time. Bobby Ain't No GOOD!
Posted by: Kimmie | September 13, 2006 at 08:13 PM
Glad to know that I wasn't the only one to whom the "doodie bubble" episode came to mind when I heard this news.
Posted by: Miss Kitty | September 14, 2006 at 06:43 AM
I just heard and ran right over here to make sure you were OK.
Sigh. It was like a fairytale. A weird, cracked out fairytale. And now it's OVER. Sigh.
Posted by: Messalina 6-5000 | September 14, 2006 at 08:10 AM
When I saw this I thought of you Rich. If you need me to send you a tuna casserole just email me your address.
In other news: Everyone in NYC be sure to pick up your copy of H/X this weekend because in celebration of 9/20's CW premiere:
(plug) I'VE WRITTEN A 100% AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL HOROSCOPE COLUMN! WOOT! (/plug)
Thank you.
Posted by: gayest neil | September 14, 2006 at 09:32 AM
Rich,
The plot thickens - did you read about Bin Laden's crush on Whitney?
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08212006/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm
Posted by: BrnEyedGirl676 | September 14, 2006 at 10:12 AM