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Hilarious as always.

Rihanna really does look like Christsina Ricci. That's scary!

I wonder what is hiding in Denise Richard's hair? Bugs? a mouse? perhaps a new little birdie-friend? Four-Four ROCKS!!!!

Trey

HA!
I thought Dlisted's Rihanna comparison to a Bratz doll was funny, but I was really thinking "what a forehead". Then I come to FourFour and you hit the nail on the head. (pun intended) I love you Rich! You always make my day!

DonnyB

I really, really want to like Janet's performance because she actually worked her ass off instead of coasting on half-assedly performance choreography. And I thought the choreography at the Billboard Awards was hot (they at least chose the right version of the song to open an awards show). But a) you could barely hear her and b) I STILL don't understand how performing a twenty-year-old song will convince people to buy her NEW record.

nilla4me

How's this for kismet. I'm sitting here listening to the recently purchased album DAUGHTRY (which this man is loving), as I tumble across this here posting and pic. If his wife wasn't such a GREAT person, there would be hell to pay. Hell, I tell you. Sometimes North Carolina really is a blessed state.

He oozes "charisma" [and considering the recent supreme court decision, read that as a substitute] that makes you melt.

That's why you are animally attracted to him.

Sarah

Are Janet's abs painted on a la Mariah?

So is it too hard for Fergie to actually move and sing at the same time? Did anyone else notice that she just stood there and sang half-assedly? And as much as I love her, I think Nelly Furtado was on crack during that acceptance. Tourettes? Meth?

killervirgo

I never made it beyond Janet's performance last night. I really wanted to like it but the bad choreography, the shoulder pads, and that wig (which was passed from Madonna to Britney, and now Janet) was just all wrong. But, I will be in front row at her concert this spring.

P.S. - love the House Party banner, and the Total Recall reference.

Keisha

Haha, Rich, go check Fresh's pg! She's in need of a nickname for Rihanna's stage persona...

I just refuse to watch the BMAs. (Yes, I did that.) Basically bc it's regurgitating the same stuff I heard ALL DAMN YEAR LONG. I totally agree w/ the "let's just give you some trophies" sentiment.

dan

1) Beyonce does a movie with Jennifer Hudson.

2) Everyone freaks out about Jennifer Hudson's performance and it totally overshadows her own.

3) Beyonce's boyfriend develops this little singing girl named Rhianna.

4) Rhianna and Beyonce are both nominated for the same award. Rhianna wins.

Beyonce is having a rough month.

b_g

TWO WEEKS! TWO WEEKS!!!

Maya

so, I have been prematurely mourning the end of ANTM becasue i will miss your recaps, but this post makes me realize that the end of ANTM will just allow you to move on to bigger and better things, or in all reality lamer and more hilarious things like Rianna as the best female recording artist of teh year, are they serious? And who let fergie on stage, she needs to go to rehab to deal with her unhealthy obsession with plaid, maybe that is waht makes her pee on stage.

Anyway, i just hope the end of ANTM means more winston.

JH

Why does Janet look like Senor Wences' hand?

i have never before in my life yelled at a girl like this

That boy with the fauxhawk may be Lindsey Lohan, but also it looks a helluva lot like Tucker, the son of Facts of Life Star-slash-home schooling mom-slash-Jesus lover Lisa Welchel. See Exhibit A:
http://theblairnecessities.blogspot.com/2006/11/coffee-talk-companion-oh-fudge.html

11

Rich, you are literrally trying to destroy me with these recaps! I find myself trying to hold in laughs at work every time!

Big Mel

Holy shit, JH. That is exactly what she looks like!

april

I was wondering the same thing about Stevie's breath and if it did stink, was
Tony holding his breath the whole time or just breathing through his mouth??!!!!

xnowhereboyx

I think with Nelly Furtado's surgical career makeover she had some facial surgical makeovers as well. Even though she's scrunching up her face it remains unwrinkled... GFY might have the answer to her facial expressions:

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/11/ama_fug_carpet_.html

Grooooossssssss, except that he's bald I will never understand the big attraction to Chris Daughtry.

I never watch these things and I'm glad I learned all I need to know here from your brilliant recap. If only I could send a trophy to you through this comments section...

Penny Woods

North Carolina is always a blessed state. ;)

And about Janet's abs: Jared @ Just Jared was wondering about her abs being painted on as well. I couldn't tell with the pictures he put up from her performance, so I'm not sure myself.

jelodi97

Somehow at age 35 I've become a total geezer: I've never heard of 90% of these people. Yet somehow I know that the stuff they produce is 100% dreck.

Daniel

Chris Daughtry, Rich? Really? He looks like the eraser end of a pencil in that shot (well, most of the time, actually). Sigh. I guess there's no accounting for taste.

true

Aawww come on Rich... I just watched MJB's whole performance from the awards show on YouTube & she wasn't THAT bad. :( Sorry, I'm just a fan of her. She's very good live BTW. I guess cuz it was at the end of the song & her voice has had it by then to answer your question.... but you're right. No mic deserves that.
It was just a breath of fresh air though, after watching "Fergie's" attempt to sing... Yikes.

Ang

Captain Cavemaaaaaan!

Abby

I love Three Days Grace. And that song.

~shini

Zan

...and Son!

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