Hamburger head

A common comment about Winston goes something like, "I want to eat his head." I, too, have said this. At first I thought it was because he's just so damn cute (/ugly/cute). But I think I've discovered the real reason Winston causes people to salivate...

His head is shaped like a hamburger. Or, at least, you can hold it like a hamburger.

Mmmm! Rudy agrees:

Winston, too, agrees:

He's all, "I'm delicious!"

Comments

[e.i]

We often say our cat's chin looks like a soft, spongy, hamburger bun.
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday...

[Joe]

Ooh, this post made me HUNGRY! I'll have a Winston Value Meal, please - super-sized!!

[deeyou]

He looks pissed (and yummy).

[Hope]

Ahaha. Rich, you're only making me hunger for Winston flesh more. Dammit!
PS I love your new banner. The scene freaked me the fuck out when I was 12, but I've come to love it.

[Lizzy]

This is the funniest Winston post EVER! (In my mind, the second pic is titled, "Little Smooshface")

[devilblonde]

Oh my god Rich,
You just made my otherwise shitty day much much brighter.
There is nothing like a Winston burger to cheer you up!

[Denise]

He is totally giving Rudy the stink eye in that pic.

[♥dex]

This post settles it for me; Rudy is indeed a top, Winston always posing, preening, and prancing around to get his attention.

Love. IT.

[Queen Lena]

That picture of Winston is second only to all the pictures taken of him while bathing.

[Danielle]

I think I'd have Winston protein style and wrap that head in a big leaf of lettuce. YUM!

[Ryan]

Winston has motivated me to search and find my own version of cute/ugly. I lean more to the cute then the ugly. Gotta find a breeder in the Nor Cal area. Any post of Winston makes my day bright.

[gothamwhore]

OMG... shouldn't PETA be throwing a pie at you for animal abuse?? :) His poor squishy little head :(

[Sloth]

Yay I'm not alone in wanting to gobble Winston up! CHOMP!!!

[Tink]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Your so cute, I want to bite your face off".

Oh but where is the picture of you holding his head like a hamburger and taking a big old bite.

Did he kick your ass when you tried to take that one?

[spazmo]

Your hands are highly photogenic.
Do you have representation?

[Brandon H]

I don't have any witty comics!! The shit is just funny!!

[raging indie]

I often tease my friend about BBQing his cat, but now you've just given me a fantastic idea of showing up at his house with sesame-seed buns...

I would never BBQ Winston though. Scout's honor.

[marina]

Mmm ... Looks good enough to eat!

[rachel]

in every photo, winston's glaring straight at the camera. for me, that's actually funnier than the hamburger thing, which, as it is, nearly killed me laughing. i think i peed my pants snickering at his glares.

[kiki]

Thanks for the Winston fix. But what's more hilarious is that I had a Big Mac from McDonald's for dinner. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[E :)]

Meaty and tasty, but if I ate that I'd get a terrible furball.

[R.Kitty]

LMAO. Rudy is a top.

Winston does look a trifle put upon for this - make sure the PETA folks are not on speed dial and the door to your bedroom is locked tonight.

[theidlereceptionist]

HAHA!!! Best post evar.

[marie]

Love it!
You should hold a contest where people send in their cat's hamburger head..

[Chaka_Kahn]

Cute! But what's wrong with Winston's right eye?