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EasterBuffy

Well, considering what a blow out she gave the world, you were amazingly kind, for you, to Brit. But what is it with every blogger ready to rip her a new one for her memory issue? Back in the day when Tyra loved putting herself on a Compassion Pedestal, she gave former contestants the chance to fully explain their health issues. Mercedes from Cycle Two was practically canonized for having lupus. Tyra and everyone who calls Brittany a liar for having no or little problem with the acting challenge but tanking on the First Fake CoverGirl Commercial really should do the research on head trauma and the many, complicated results one can suffer. I'm not defending Brit's bad behavior at the go-sees, but this show is ace at editing just what they want to justify kicking someone's bony butt off. In Cycle Three, Cassie from Kansas had an eating disorder. Initially, Tyra was concerned and promised to come after Cassie in Kansas to make sure she ate properly and (as Cassie had done some stripping) keep her away from the pole! As soon as Cassie was kicked out (for being boring - what a sin!), at the very beginning of the next episode, Tyra and her mother sat in Tyra's bed (with full make up on each of them), and Tyra's mom told Tyra that Tyra "couldn't do anything for a soul that doesn't want to be saved." What crap. What hypocrisy. So, what I'm saying is, why does Brit get the short end of the compassion stick when others have had the royal treatment?

Anyway, that rant aside - I read your first premonitions on the show and you were right about Dionne. And if not for the Jaslene recaps above, today would be a truly gray one.

Toots

I love Jaslene as Freddie Kruger. So she's like the deaf tranny Freddie Kruger, which could open up the possibilities for a new sequel!

Thanks Rich!

duane

I officially sealed the love deal with Dionne when she was asking for all that stuff. I couldn't stop laughing.

RH

Reh Dogg and Hookers at the Point references? I can't handle it. I need to go out for some air.

Liz

What I don't understand is how they have waffled back and forth with the "it doesn't matter what order you are called in" and now it's back to being number 1 if you are called first in the elimination panel. What gives?!

Flint, MI

You.are.the.shit! I laughed so hard at Jaslene's floating head, I scared the bejeezus out of my 2-year-old son!!!! You so CRAY-ZEE, I think I wanna have yo baby....

Mike V.

HAHAHAHA, awesome!
Best quote:

"Oh, to be a cockroach on Tyra's cutting-room floor (or even a louse in her weave)!"

:)

carli

SCHOOLTEACHER!!! ahahahhaahahah

whol

I'm trying to stifle my laughter b/c I'm in a study room but...WOW

cloudy

Natasha's war quote was the best quote ever ever. She don't sweat the small stuff.

Tony

So I'm not sure if it's just me, but Brittany reminds me of Carla from the movie the Other Sister. Especially your first screen shot.

princemoney

pretty party was freaking creeeeeepeeeeee.

damn rich dont be so hard on yrself for being late. we move slow sometimes.

d

Beth: that wasn't Jaslene with the kid and army husband. Her name was Evita or some shizz.

Mark

Was it just me or did the guy in Jaslene's picture have better eye contact?

Andrea

This:

>>"I made a pee pee. I made a pee pee, Mommy."<<<

Was, seriously, the most fucked-up thing I heard on ANTM ever. And I thought there were dudes wanking when she admitted to cutting a "tiny" little fart on C1.

David

AWESOME! This was great and I was so thrilled to see Britney go packing.

Two things:
1) I watched a minimarathon of Australia's Next Top Model this past weekend, and damn it all to hell if I wasn't more into that than America's. It reminded me of the old days of ANTM, where there were no wind tunnels involved.

2) I pretty much orgasm every time I look at "The Descent" banner. It's like a little slice of heaven.

Ellen

I LOVE the new Twigometer. But shouldn't it go from DO NOT WANT to INVISIBLE to I CAN HAS?

JadeFan

Dear Alex,

JASLENE IS NOT SPANISH, SHE IS A PUERTO RICAN.

PUERTO RICANS HAVE BEEN UNITED STATES CITIZENS SINCE 1917. NATASHA GOT A GREEN CARD.

TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS.

Courtney

Ok...what is Renee doing in that first Jaslene nipple shot? Putting in a tampon?

jammer

FREDDY!

Lea

Can we get a campaign started to have the Top Models from the other shows around the world to compete for World's Top Model. Just imagine the drama, the bitchiness...the language barriers. It would be the greatest thing on earth. Actually, it would be the second greatest thing. The first would be Rich's stellar commentary.

Mark

Yeah, Spanish != Hispanic. Spanish means you're actually from Spain.

I think they should replace Twiggy with Natasha next cycle. I will be so depressed when there is no Natasha gracing my screen after the finale.

Kate

You know, I realised I was a little too obsessed with your recaps when I found myself guessing what you would say about certain things in the episode.

Yes I am a loser. You, however, are wonderful for enabling my lameness. Love!

mariaaaaa

"Oh my goodness, oh my goodness" - an "Annie" reference? OMG.
"And you know you're divorced from logic and not receiving a dime in alimony" OMG.
I'm exploding Chicken-lady style.

I need a cigarette and a Coke Zero.

CookieLA

Rich: RE: posting late: "You must learn to be of the forgiveness of yourselves. Is okay. Some people have war in their c@nts."

Why don't any of the judges discuss Jaslene's seemingly anorexic frame? Or did Tyra congratulating Jaslene onpositioning her body in the Women's shot to look "normal"?

I was shocked that Renee's Men's Shot was soooooOOOOOOOoooooooo rockin! She's definitly limited...but that was the best pic of them ALL!

I am so over Whoolihay. Take your free bikini and Get Out.

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