I swear, this isn't becoming a video blog, but this is too amazing not to share. Slutmachine uploaded to YouTube this fucking unbelievable red-carpet footage of Elizabeth Taylor that ran on Friday's Entertainment Tonight (read her Jezebel post on it here). Liz answers the question that's on everyone's mind: will she be getting married for the ninth time? (Admit it: you've stayed up entire nights wondering.) Do yourself a favor and watch till the very end. The magic happens during the last second. This shit is so viral, it gave me herpes.
I have always wondered what would happen if Edith Bunker fused with Mo Sizlack ("Whaaaa!?"). And now I know. And now I'm complete.
Update: Holy shit, now she's howling.
Maaaaaaaaarriaaaaaaage??!
haha first
Posted by: V | September 29, 2007 at 05:25 PM
hahaha that was amazing!
Posted by: Anika | September 29, 2007 at 06:05 PM
I have just about died laughing. MAAAAARIAAAAAAAGE! She sounded like that lady from All in the Family.
Posted by: bolmuld | September 29, 2007 at 06:35 PM
omggg that's the exact response that I give, hahahahahahha
Posted by: Queen Lena | September 29, 2007 at 06:35 PM
I LOVVVEEEEEE that sooooo much!!!!
Marriage, hell to the no.
Julie
Posted by: Julia | September 29, 2007 at 06:50 PM
She sounds exactly like my grandmother when confronted with her greatest fear, suede boots and/or gloves. "SUEEEDE? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?"
Posted by: Anna | September 29, 2007 at 07:34 PM
AHAHAH! The way she says it is just classic.
Posted by: Marie! | September 29, 2007 at 07:59 PM
she seemed a little outta it!! see for yourself!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2269713
Posted by: robbyrob | September 29, 2007 at 09:33 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA! As advertised. Pharmeceutical grade amazing.
Posted by: Messalina 6-5000 | September 29, 2007 at 10:24 PM
Hilarious!
Posted by: Hateraid | September 29, 2007 at 10:33 PM
omg. she's so great. love.
Posted by: studpup | September 30, 2007 at 02:14 AM
I will love you for all eternity (okay not much of an offer, b/c I already DO) if you make this into an mp3 or whatever it is you do to make it into a ringtone. PLEASE?!
Posted by: mla | September 30, 2007 at 02:47 AM
Oh, it gets better. Peep the FULL howl.
http://video.sympatico.msn.com/v/en-ca/v.htm?g=58c38efb-c78f-4dd1-8e57-936e376a6537,12bedecd-6036-4aee-9f47-6b4f67efb778,64946e02-0f85-4b0d-8615-3b88c746fa22&t=c252&f=37/81&p=ENCAentertainment_ENCAnews&fg
Coyote's ain't got SHIT on her.
Posted by: Lisette in L.A. | September 30, 2007 at 02:56 AM
OMG! What a screech!
Posted by: Vagabondblogger | September 30, 2007 at 06:55 AM
She's hot - been through a shitload in her life - one of which was a brain tumor! - and still rocks the bling. Plus, she was there for AIDS and homo-love well before it was cool. So - RESPECT. Still, that was some screech. Is she on something or just dotty? Her boyfriend is clearly for men only, which is how Liz clearly likes it these days. What late age dame doesn't? No sex to bother with and they dress you decently. ET is just shameless.
Posted by: Joe Marrazzo | September 30, 2007 at 01:07 PM
oh my GOD, i want to watch "Marriage??? NOOOOOO!!" on a loop forever and ever!
Posted by: kels | September 30, 2007 at 01:36 PM
She totally channelled Gollum in the extra soundbites when she said marriage! (Sigh) Crazy old broad!
Posted by: Brandon H | September 30, 2007 at 10:52 PM
I have nothing but love for that broad. She's my favorite old Hollywood star, my favorite actress, and man, she's a survivor. These clips are hilarious.
Posted by: shannon | September 30, 2007 at 11:02 PM
Awesomesauce. I was just trying to watch this on some other busted ass site, thinking, "If this is any good, I'ma send this to Rich." AND here it be.
Posted by: SJ | October 01, 2007 at 12:00 AM
this must have been her shtick of the night
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vmqzJ6sUCfw
Posted by: kent | October 01, 2007 at 01:27 AM
Oh, thank god you posted this. I showed it to all my friends yesterday, so I'm glad that you agree this this is the best thing that ever happened in the history of things happening!
Posted by: Ronda | October 01, 2007 at 03:17 AM
I saw this and thought of you, Rich. How hilarious is that. I'd hoped you had seen it too. Arrrrrooooooo!
Posted by: MichaelTLH | October 01, 2007 at 08:33 AM
Thank God you confirmed this happened. I was watching this at home sick with this weird kind of flu that made me feel all spacey and completely LOST it when I saw this.
Posted by: Francine | October 01, 2007 at 12:22 PM
bwahahaha!!
Posted by: finding the filth | October 01, 2007 at 06:11 PM
Oh my Golly.. who the heck talks like that. And I wish they continued the scene 'cuz I wanted to see the reporter's reaction.
Posted by: Red Ranger | October 01, 2007 at 07:51 PM