Of all the search terms that guide people to this blog, the most commonly recurring (besides general queries for kiddie porn) is along the lines of "better than Xtube" or "Xtube alternatives." I can only imagine the disappointment people experience when fourfour is what comes up (Winston = boner killer).
Regardless, I have a word for all those future porno harvesters (who are now even more likely to land here, since I titled the post with their common search term): nothing. Nothing is better than Xtube. Half the time, real sex isn't better than Xtube (and all the time, Real Sex isn't better than Xtube). What kind of Holy Grail of smut are you freaks after?
Seriously. Stop looking.
Maybe you on Xtube would be better. seriously.
Posted by: Noel | July 01, 2008 at 11:04 AM
AMEN! Why would you look for an Xtube alternative? It's God's gift to the horny masses. It's all there for your smutty enjoyment. NOTHING is better. :)
Posted by: sonny | July 01, 2008 at 11:04 AM
I fucking love it when you do shit like this.
Love. It.
Posted by: BJCG | July 01, 2008 at 11:36 AM
LMAO.
Posted by: gt | July 01, 2008 at 11:39 AM
My hypothesis (and delusional hope) about all the kiddie porn searches is that there are a lot of bad-spelling sickos out there who are actually really turned on by Winston (i.e. kitty porn).
Posted by: Greg | July 01, 2008 at 11:49 AM
Funny--I was thinking about this the other night, the fact that you probably check what your clickthrough search terms are, as I was searching your site.
See, I was telling somebody about your site, and said something like, "Rich lives with his cats and his boyfriend.... his boyfriend.... whose name I don't remember." And then I started trying to figure out: have you mentioned your guy's first name on your site? So, when you see all those clickthroughs with search strings like "boyfriend named site:fourfour.typepad.com," know that it's not a personal-life-stalker, just somebody who couldn't decide whether she was just forgetting, or if you actually (intentionally?) had never mentioned it.
But now that I've asked....?
Posted by: Christin | July 01, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Winston as boner killer just made me get the giggles in front of my CEO. Thanks.
Posted by: scorzi | July 01, 2008 at 12:17 PM
No, let's not have Rich on XTube. He'll get into fights with Perez Hilton about being misappropriated on the site a la Johnathan Jaxton. ;)
Posted by: RD | July 01, 2008 at 12:50 PM
youporn.com and redtube.com aren't half bad.
Posted by: K | July 01, 2008 at 01:23 PM
The most popular search item on my blog is for an image of "cholas and pregnant teens." Go figure. I finally created a post called "bad search Amsterdam" for all the freaky, porn-y, scary searches I get. Cathartic!
Posted by: Miss Lisa | July 01, 2008 at 02:12 PM
Wait, how do you know Winston is a boner killer?
Posted by: Meow | July 01, 2008 at 02:44 PM
Its funny you mention this because thats exactly how I got to this post.
Posted by: Mario | July 01, 2008 at 03:18 PM
That's hilarious. And I agree with above--since when is Winston a boner-killer? You're making assumptions I don't you think you can support with facts, Rich. On my old site, I noticed a lot of people came around when searching for "vibrators," but on my newest site, the searches revolve around Heidi Montag lyrics and "small penis jokes--enlargement." Which is why I probably don't have a lot of returning visitors.
Posted by: Linda | July 01, 2008 at 04:08 PM
There seem to be an awful lot of dudes on X-tube showering with all or some of their clothes on.
Am I missing out on something?
And regarding Christin's post: I'm pretty sure Rich's bf's name is John. And yet - I'm not sure why I think that...
Posted by: spazmo | July 01, 2008 at 04:13 PM
is rich on xtube??
Posted by: | July 01, 2008 at 04:25 PM
rich you inspired me to stop smoking! this is very on-topic.
Posted by: johan | July 01, 2008 at 05:32 PM
If they are into Kitten Porn, they will be very happy hear. Winston is a stud!
Posted by: Pete | July 01, 2008 at 06:02 PM
happy here, not hear...it has been a bad day
Posted by: Pete | July 01, 2008 at 06:03 PM
I think my head would explode if Rich were on Xtube.
Posted by: Daniel | July 01, 2008 at 08:47 PM
Dude, Winston makes it throb.
Posted by: chris | July 01, 2008 at 08:50 PM
Wow. The above comment just made me laugh so hard...no pun intended.
Posted by: Jess | July 02, 2008 at 01:08 AM
WHATS YOUR USERNAME?
bahahaha
Posted by: chris | July 02, 2008 at 03:25 PM
I got here by typing Xtube Alternative in google. Awesome. I also got a torrent for the Barenaked Ladies new album. They're canadian right?
Posted by: | July 02, 2008 at 05:55 PM
hahaha. I constantly go to XTube and when I get bored (read: spoiled) going through the insane amounts of hot porn I sometimes go to Megarotic (which is good the first month but then not so much when you realize very minimal amounts of content get added each day..gay porn is even more barren with a few clips per month). Long live XTube and Wintson.
Posted by: Peeves | July 02, 2008 at 09:15 PM
xtube, redtube, boysfood, spankwire, shufuni, pornhub, (all .com) are all pretty good.
(yes I know I may have a problem...)
Posted by: stephanie | July 03, 2008 at 04:24 PM