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Easter Buffy

So happy. Commentary from Rich. Forget the show. Commentary from Rich. Yeah. So happy.

Lea

So late to the party. I refreshed like 60 times yesterday but then I had to stop so I could work. (I know, bad fourfour fan. Rich always comes first)

BTW, K, the internet didn't just deem Isis as a tranny. She really is. If I'm not mistaken they discussed last season during the homeless shoot that most of them were trannies.

BJCG

That's funny, I think that Joslyn looks more like Nik than Nikeysha looks like Nik.

You hit the nail on the head with Sharun and Hannah, however.

Kim

OMG. You said Smegma.

Smegma Smegma Smegma Smegma Smegma.

Such a fun word to say with such a really gross meaning.

Thanks for putting it back in my vocab.

Smegma Smegma Smegma.

J-Mo

Rich, you are fabulous for knowing/remembering "Hurt Me! Hurt Me! (But The Pants Stay On)"... (BTW, my favorite on that 12" was "the pants come off mix"). Oh, and Slutty Sheena ALWAYS rocks over Prissy Sheena (she said so herself at Phoenix Gay Pride last April).

love, J-Mo :)

Deborah

Is it a tranny thing that Isis has no kneecaps?

Sharaun: holy fierce, this may be the girl to beat. Hannah and McKey: I like their looks. Elina: sorry Rich but I don't feel the love there. Sheena: it is about time for as Asian girl to win but I don't think it's gonna be this girl. Marjorie: please god the world does not need another Agness Deyn.

milkyaqua

Eh, I think "Nike"ysha looks more tranny that Isis and her voice bugs.
Isis' shoes are very '80s and her voice leaves no doubt that she is a former he and I don't know how CG/17 are going to feel about that but we know Tyra will milk this for all it's worth and make it about her.
Sheena is a across between Margaret Cho/Sandra Oh which equals not a model. But Tyra may give her the win anyway.
Out of all the blondes, Clark is the most blah, Marjorie looked nice in her profile shot but that solo shot and those clothes give me pause. Samantha is the trashy looking one (boobs out doesn't help), Lauren will probably get the "too sexy" edit. Joslyn is filler. ShaRaun will get her Afro lopped off by Tyra and if she's lucky it will only be straightened and not shaved bald and dyed blonde.

Favorites are Analeigh (even if I get a Justine Bateman vibe from her), Elina (despite the belly tat), Hannah and McKey.

The rest are too nondescript and therefore fall under filler for me.

Tyra's pic looks like ass but so do the rest of the her promo pics for this site. Has anyone seen the photos from the talkshow ep she did about the Vogue Italia all black issue? Chrimped lace front and tranny make-up; classic tacky Tyra.

Valentina

Ohhh ANTM. I've given up on watching this show but I look forward to your commentary.

p.s. is your header from an 80's (I think) movie called the Heathers?

NuclearSister

Sharaun reminds me the most of Tiffany. If she ends up reminding Tyra of Tiffany we might get some good screaming this season! At first I couldn't figure out how to say her name until I sounded it out and realised it was just 'Sharon'. I hope she is as ghetto-fabulous as her name teases she might be.

Tammers

Tyra's top hand and fingers look like little fat sausages

laylaness

The first thing I thought when I saw Marjorie's picture was Agyness Deyn, and you're totally right: even during filming she would be lagging on Agy's look. Maybe she'll stick a fedora on her head and put on a filthy t-shirt and morph into Samantha Ronson next.

Isis is pretty fucking awesome. Can't wait to see how Tyra makes it about her. "When I was in high school, I was so skinny and tall [hands on hips, chin lifted upwards in defiance], all the other kids called *me* a tranny. But I overcame their meanosity [squinty eyes, fist clutched to chest, voice lowered to a compassionate whisper], and you can too!"

liz

Anyone else think Analeigh looks like Michelle Trachtenbourg, if Michelle had not grown up and got hot? Her head is too tiny, too.

Wow! full-on bitch mode today, I am. Obviously, I am in ANTM withdrawel.

T.S.

Or, you could pronounce McKey, like 'Timmeh'!!

McKEH!

Did anyone else see these photos and think, "Who will be America's Next Top Amputee?"

Seriously, Brittany has no left arm, McKey AND Samantha have no right arms, and Sharaun's missing a left hand.

Elina's my early fave, but I can see Hannah FTW.

John

It's amazing just how dead behind the eyes Tyra looks. Night of the Living Dead, indeed!

mando

MCBAIN! Poor Marcie. Anyone?

OLTL, BABY.
I can't wait!!

Sheena Beaston

You know who Sheena Beaston is rooting for!

Dara

team Українці!

i heart eastern slavics.

Cookie

McKey and Hannah look the most legit to me...god, at the start of every season I forget that HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

mariaaaaa

"Lunch poll! Who's better: demure, morning-train taking Sheena Easton or slutty, strutty, defiled-by-Prince Sheena Easton?" Why, sultry, overly made up, nekkid James Bond bitch Sheena Easton of course! Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BOWrm4xzQ0 . It's so 80's I get goose bumps.

mariaaaaa

Samantha Fox is a lesbian?! What?!

malibu17

I'm all for diversity but I have a hard time picturing Cover Girl's new tranny...

Maxam

There are two chances of ESL-liciousness, Rich.

Because Marjorie is French.

Mer

Is there not a plus-sized model this season?

SarahD

This cycle is the first one that I get to make my fiance watch and I am BESIDE MYSELF :D

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