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DLCS

Maybe it's the "First Time In ANTM History" that they ever recycled a weave.
(gotta stay green, bitches)

Syd

Put a frizzy blond wig on Marjorie and I swear you have Stevie Nicks.

Nate

Re: Analeigh

I think she looks more like Kathy Ireland with a little bit of Fiona Apple and MAYBE young Carly Simon thrown in. Mostly Ireland though. I want her to stay on but I feel like there's going to be a bullshit excuse to boot her within the next three episodes.

At least there's still my girl Sheena...who I still think isn't going to win. Samantha's makeover, meanwhile, was a MIRACLE. I totally get what the judges see in her now. I can see her making top 3, even. I was really surprised at the lack of intensely fugly makeovers this cycle but Elina got so much concentrated fug that I guess they couldn't really top that. I'm more surprised at how much better this cycle has been so far than the last few! They've weeded out the obvious non-competitors pretty quickly, except for Clark. I'm hoping she's booted next episode. Then again, I was also hoping she'd have a FAR more atrocious makeover, so I probably won't get what I want...again.

Nate

Re: Analeigh

I think she looks more like Kathy Ireland with a little bit of Fiona Apple and MAYBE young Carly Simon thrown in. Mostly Ireland though. I want her to stay on but I feel like there's going to be a bullshit excuse to boot her within the next three episodes.

At least there's still my girl Sheena...who I still think isn't going to win. Samantha's makeover, meanwhile, was a MIRACLE. I totally get what the judges see in her now. I can see her making top 3, even. I was really surprised at the lack of intensely fugly makeovers this cycle but Elina got so much concentrated fug that I guess they couldn't really top that. I'm more surprised at how much better this cycle has been so far than the last few! They've weeded out the obvious non-competitors pretty quickly, except for Clark. I'm hoping she's booted next episode. Then again, I was also hoping she'd have a FAR more atrocious makeover, so I probably won't get what I want...again.

Faith

analeigh does look like denise richards. hannah also looks like ramona. that was the most genius thing youve ever said. i lovelovelovelove you rich, keep up the great work!

Faith

i had samanthas haircut for like 5 years, 4 during highschool, and then when i moved to cali. and thanks to her fantastic picture, ill be rocking it again shortly. she looks phenomenal. i think mckey will go far, shes got great face. elina looks ok with the hair, its more interesting than the strait black.

Faith

sheenas makeover is shitty and i hate it. i wish they would have dont something fun

Zoe

I personally really hate McKey--I don't think she's attractive and all of her photographs seem ugly and awkward. I don't know why they like her as much as they do.

By the way, Mike Commodore signed with the Columbus Blue Jackets this summer. . .kind of makes your discovery of him even gayer.

Hannah

Thanks for putting me in the jelly bag! I wish Sutan had his own show...

Hateraid

Sutan, if you ain't ever been to the ghetto, don't ever come to the ghetto, 'cause you ain't understand the ghetto. And stay the fuck out of the ghetto.

^For this, you can be my BFF for life.

somedude

"It's like, bitch, you ain't Storm."

Awesomeness!

Kerith

Rich- I love your blog.

I also go to school with Lauren Brie and when we tried to interview her for the paper she responded with you have to talk to my publicist.

P.S. Very plain in person

johnny_pomo

"It's like, bitch, you ain't Storm." made me pee up myself! thanks for getting this up by the end of Monday... YO

Charlie

Lauren Brie = Heidi Montag

Miss Lisa

That accidental humor hurt me. IT HURT!!! I started watching the episode late, eight minutes in, right when the apple was being delivered and then the close-up of the apple drool, then Jay as the Prince; really, really painful. Like the BBC version of "The Office" painful. When Ricky Gervais does that disco dance. I want to watch the show, but I don't want to get hurt any more. Hold me.

Crescent

Am I just seeing things or is there a super visable ball and shaft outline on that spread eagle of Isis? Like it looks photoshopped in or cartoon.

Tragically,
a third grade boy trapped in a 33 year old woman's body.

Elinamy

I can't be the only person who thinks Elina looks like Amy Yasbeck on a bad day.
Poor girl. With a weave like that, she could probably only marry John Ritter in his present state. It's growing on me, though.

laylaness

These makeovers left me feeling empty inside. I was all ready for a Cassandra-like freakout, and what do I get? Pity tears.

Ty-ty needs to stop calling long waves "edgy". Long waves are about as edgy as a spoon.

And WTF @ McKey's cut? Poor thing looks like a low-rent Stray Cat now.

Icfast(ia)'s cut reminds me of Make Me a Supermodel's Holly before the makeover. It's hip in a midwestern-mall sort of way, I guess.

Yo.

Catsnstuff

Yo. The gif that keeps on giffing.

I hate to say this, because it's so lame, but OMGPON1ES!!! Best recap for this cycle so far!!

Vicki

My love for Liev Schrieber just suffered a tiny pang of shame. The resemblance is uncanny.

(And to whoever compared McKey to the hot Jeremy Sisto--NOOOO. Bite your tongue! McKey looks horrific with that hair while Jeremy is yummy. lmao, yo.)

One more thing

I knew that when Tyra ate that apple and played sick, at least ONE girl would be concerned for her safety and exclaim, "Tyra?"

...thank you Josyln for your utter lack of fairy tale knowledge. I love you just a little more for that.

harribee

every couple of episodes, when something totally what-the-fuck worthy happens, my boyfriend says to me 'rich is going to have a field day.' the whole snow white fandango was one of those moments. x

Joe

I thought Brittney's picture was quite good, especially next to Clark's, which was about as sexy and alluring as a sharp elbow. Elina was crying because they took McKey's old hair and gave it to her. It was a literal hair transplant. Too bad they couldn't do the same with personalities. Why wasn't Nigel the Knight in Shining Armor? It woulda made more sense. Because he has some sliver of shame? That could be it. Speaking of Nigel, didn't you think his wife was cute UNTIL you learned she was Nigel's wife and then you thought, "That fucking whore...", all jealous and bitter? I did! Tyra, at this point, knows full well she is mocked and instead of being some sort or female douchbag (ironic label, that) about it, she owns it. I give her points for that, sincerely. Girl knows it's teenagers and fags watching this crap and she goes for the camp with a capital "C". She's prolly trolling this webpage as I type. Hi Tyra!

Shauna

The highlight of my Mondays. This is by far one of your best. Of course, it's nice that ANTM is giving you a lot to work with now adays. This season is already starting out better than last.

Thanks for the laughs Rich. <3<3

brista

(1) I LOVE that the girls weren't told what they would be getting with the makeover. I know that tears are fundamental building blocks for this show, but it gets tedious to listen to a dozen people whine about what awful terrible thing is going to happen to their hair. Just close your eyes and let it be, ladies.

(2) I actually really like the idea of Elina's hair but I also kept calling her Grace (as in Will & Grace). I like curly red hair. Sadly, I don't have access to Queen Tyra's weaveologist so I won't be getting that hair. I thought Tyra's comment about Elina being 'racially ambiguous' was interesting. But I actually really liked her pre-makeover look. That really dark hair suits her skin tone, I think.

I want to know what Elina's tats really say! Also, she reminds me a little of Julia Stiles.

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