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Victor

am i really first?!

"i always knew this day would come and now that it's finally happened, i feel strangely... serene." ~ Quinn Morgendorffer, 'Daria'

seanbperiod

i love you and want to gay marry you for the insurance rich..

btw- everytime i saw nikeysha, i was reminded of oprah's lesbian gal pal GAYLE?

anyone?

also, tyra's look at the judging reminds me of her interpretation of madonna in the nothing really matters video, or the backdrop madonna did in drowned world tour for nobody's perfect.

anyone?

BartenderJay

PERFECT! The Vag Bag was great, the Udderjob Face of the week was priceless. Get that girl come Vitamin D! Make that whole milk. And that ending was hilarious.

Great job Rich!!

Tracie

I can't believe you didn't mention Whitney's mom being a "big" part of her life. I LOL'd!

steele

I completely missed the intro video!
no words, just awesome.

Angela

Funny as usual Rich. Keep up the blogging, as I stopped watching the show. Your recap is way better, and all I need to know.

cizmad

This episode was a garden of wtf-ly delights.

Sheena should win, thus allowing next-season-Tyra to refer to her as "The first Awesome winner of America's Next Top Model".


The V/Bag made me LOL.

Victor

oh also-- i can't believe you didnt comment on the fact that Benny Ninja finally wore a Tiny Hat! of his own volition, too!

Victor

SeanBPeriod: totally agree with you about Tyra's haircut being a blatant ripoff of not one but TWO of Madonna's past looks.

according to the ANTM Makeover Lexicon, Tyra is currently rocking the "classic" Vidal Sassoon-inspired shoulder-length bob that, when described in the Makeover episodes, is usually accompanied by a "SHLIIIIIIIIIIIICK!" guttural throat noise by Tyra.

past contestants that have rocked this look include Cycle 4's Keenyah, Cycle 5's Sarah-the-duck-billed-lickapus, and Cycle 10's Anyway.

BlackRaspberry

I also thought it was bullshit on Benny Ninja's part to give Sheena so much credit for throwing her legs open during the lesson and then clutch his pearls when she did it during the challenge. Mixed signals, Benny.

Jennifer

I must remember to wear waterproof mascara and eyeliner if I'm going to read these recaps at work. Right now Sheena is my fav. I was so done at her "a-ha" moment. LOL

calicobebop

Oh Gawd - "this being a reality show, shiny fabric isn't here to make friends" had me in stiches. That is the most over used phrase in reality history.

Love you!!

trix

I dunno, I never got the impression that Hannah is racist, just ignorant. I think she's kind of experiencing that stupid thing that happens when you know you're going to come across as one way, and you go out of your way to not seem that way, which ends up coming across as being more racist or whatever than you could ever have dreamed of looking. And you know, she's pretty dumb. I just don't see the racism, I don't think she's right, but I don't think she's racist and I think the other girls in the house really wanted to prey on her...

But that's just my opinion. Then again, I'm amazed she didn't say her best friend was black, so who knows?

Kitten

I didn't think anything could make me love Sheena more than I already do, but between the genitalia handbag & "model sexy" quifing gif, you just may have done it for me.

kdub

I own the shirt Isis is wearing in panel - it's got an empire waist that's supposed to accentuate your cleavage, which it does if you have any. On her it just falls flat. I wonder if they'll give her implants or girl surgery if she gets up to top four?

Kaylyn

You are amazing! I totally missed that the bus said eco friendly is fierce. Thank you so much for that.

kdub

And I agree with trix about Hannah, I do think she's just ignorant about anyone but white people. I come from a small town and when another woman from my town met a black friend of mine she said to her, "Oh, my son is dating a black girl, she's beautiful." We were all pretty appalled... but I think she just didn't know any better.

Lizzie

Victor - they also gave it to Cycle 8's Natasha, although the gave her the longer version of it.

I couldnt agree more with Rich's overall point - that this was definetly one of the more jam packed with awesome episodes of the entire "decade"/series.

Kyle-Steven

I was in tears over the music playing over Nikeysha. And now I'm worried I might actually run into her on the streets of the city and have no idea what to do if I see her. Aside from want to feed her.

WormwoodScrubs

Awesome entry, Rich. Your blog makes Mondays slightly tolerable.

My favorite moment of last week's episode (And there were so, so many) happened when Icfast said, "This is definitely my second photo shoot." I laughed so freakin' hard. What, did she say to herself "Girl, this is like the 10th time you've done this - not get up on that rope ladder," only to think about it and then realize, "Nope, this is definitely my second photo shoot."

I love this show. I hate myself for loving it.

Wanda

Tracie!!!!
You are not alone...I saw that too.
What was worse was the way she paused before finishing the sentence.

"My mom is a big.....part of my life"
Sounded almost like
"My mom is a big...person. (I my life)"

WormwoodScrubs

Awesome entry, Rich. Your blog makes Mondays tolerable.

My favorite moment of last week's episode (and there were so, so many) happened when Icfast said, "This is definitely my second photo shoot." I laughed so freakin' hard. What, did she say to herself "Girl, this is like the 10th time you've done this - now get up on that rope ladder," only to think about it and then realize, "Nope, this is definitely my second photo shoot."

I love this show. I hate myself for loving it.

Katie

Word, Victor! I was also expecting a screen shot of Benny Ninja in that tiny bejeweled top hat. Surely that absolves him of his lameness from the posing lesson.

Wanda

Correction.

(In my life)
Sorry, been one of those Mondays.

bjooks

"On her it just falls flat. I wonder if they'll give her implants or girl surgery if she gets up to top four?"

I wondered about the preview of next week's makeover, stating an ATNM first. Could Isis get implants? Could Sheena lose hers? Could they give Sheena's implants to Isis? Ahhh... the possibilities!

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