While doing some, ahem, research, I discovered that someone has uploaded a shitload of pictures and video footage of Paris Hilton's My New BFF breakout Onch to Xtube. (He's 23, btw.) There are shots of him playing with Mr. Potato Head in a bathtub (naturally!) like the one above that I've (mercifully?) cropped, coverage of his (gay?) wedding in Las Vegas and some faceless jerk-off stuff that might not even be him but is labeled as such. What would Zui say?!?
I'm not going to post all that shit here, but I do want to help them on their way to wider attention to serve my own curiosity. I smell publicity stunt all over this shit. How convenient that this should pop up the same week that the BFF reunion aired, effectively ending his mainstream visibility? This is, after all, someone who ostensibly idolizes Paris Hilton that we're talking about. Maybe he's just following suit in the search for greater relevance. If he isn't and this shit is leaked without his permission, expect for the extremely NSFW profile of timwest2020 to be yanked quickly. If not, I wonder what Onch will try doing next week to entertain us? Sounding, perhaps? Either way: welcome to a new round of 15 minutes!
I'm not going to post all that shit here, but I do want to help them on their way to wider attention to serve my own curiosity. I smell publicity stunt all over this shit. How convenient that this should pop up the same week that the BFF reunion aired, effectively ending his mainstream visibility? This is, after all, someone who ostensibly idolizes Paris Hilton that we're talking about. Maybe he's just following suit in the search for greater relevance. If he isn't and this shit is leaked without his permission, expect for the extremely NSFW profile of timwest2020 to be yanked quickly. If not, I wonder what Onch will try doing next week to entertain us? Sounding, perhaps? Either way: welcome to a new round of 15 minutes!
It reminded me of tubgirl and I felt like vomiting.
Posted by: MmSM | December 07, 2008 at 06:54 PM
Ok, I don't even know where to begin with this. How fucked-up is it that his wedding is posted on a porn site, and that it's the name includes "Paris Hilton's BFF"? Also, why does the groom look like a mash-up of Greg Kinnear and Bruce Willis? I'm too full of questions to process this.
I like the video description: Onch Paris Hiton bff spanks his little wennie. [sic] [and sick]
Posted by: bt | December 07, 2008 at 07:56 PM
Your new ringtone: Onch's laugh. I actually love it, too bad my phone is the most 80's piece of shit ever and it can only make super-mario beep noises.
Posted by: Maxam | December 07, 2008 at 07:59 PM
All I can think of is when Onch was throwing up in that trash can at the theme park,and then Paris tearing up when she eliminated him, along with declaring, "I can't say TTFN to HIM!". Ugh.
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Posted by: HouseofJules | December 07, 2008 at 08:30 PM
omfg, how did you find that rich! haha
I still wait when I'm redirected by a NSFW link of your profile on Xtube! haha
Posted by: omar | December 07, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Everything is deleted.
Posted by: Sean B. (aka. lol rofl) | December 08, 2008 at 03:56 AM
Boo, they took everything off!!
Posted by: Tronch | December 08, 2008 at 04:53 AM
If there is a gay dude out there that doesn't have nude jackoff pics of themselves floating out in the internets, congrats on being 80 yrs old or Amish. It's all a matter of which site and who you sent them to. NEVER take a full body with face nude shot. Unless you are a fame whore and want the instant, temporary publicity. I read this somewhere, I don't know it from personal experience. I love that Onch took his make-up off for Paris to show his realness. While crying.
Posted by: Joe M | December 08, 2008 at 10:14 AM
The lipgloss thing with Baje during the reunion show was so staged.
Posted by: somedude | December 08, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Sooo.. chicken choking=bad.
Whereas...turkey slaughtering=good.
Gonna go watch the pugs some more.
Posted by: DLCS | December 08, 2008 at 10:34 AM
The whole reunion show was just...terrible. =/
Posted by: sleepingchild | December 08, 2008 at 09:10 PM
Yeah, I really hate how MTV over-scripts everything into lameness. The reunion show could have been amazing!
At least I got to see Onch's ~*sexy*~ pics before they were deleted.
Posted by: Matt | December 08, 2008 at 09:24 PM
haha, i get the feeling Zui would be proud, seeing as she was a Suicide Girl.
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Posted by: elva | December 09, 2008 at 02:52 AM
He/she/it is disgusting!
Posted by: ChrisDC | December 09, 2008 at 09:22 AM
Rich, this means you go onto XTube. This thought makes me excited.
Posted by: R | December 09, 2008 at 11:47 PM
The pics are gone. Anyone know another place we can view them?
Posted by: Needs Onch in my conch | December 14, 2008 at 08:44 PM
Ewww what a big pee pee he has.. =o
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