I watched an entire season of Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, and all I got was this crappy supercut of the things that she likes and doesn't:
Actually, I got a lot of joy out of it, too. She's getting quite endearing in her irrelevance, I must say. Four years ago, I would have rather cut my fingers off than blog about her. Now, thanks to two reality shows, I kinda can't get enough. Kool-Aid, consider yourself drank!
(Big up to Paris Hilton Online for supplying my crack!)
wow! dumb + awkward + borderline illiterate = the for this in German is called "Fremdschämen" (being embarrassed for someone although they clearly have no notion that they should be embarrassed)
Posted by: Fiona | March 26, 2009 at 12:28 PM
...the WORD for this, duh!
Posted by: Fiona | March 26, 2009 at 12:29 PM
Just wow. Fascinating from a psychological perspective. If anyone is a study in mental disorders, it's her. Whenever I hear her speak (which I avoid, if I can help it) I recall that someone once told me that women who speak with little girl voices typically have had some traumatic experiences in their childhood, and never progressed past that. Whatever. Probably bullshit. Great video, though.
Posted by: Georgia | March 26, 2009 at 12:55 PM
"I love you," tiny, interchangeable accessory-dog. Now get back in the LV and begone, until you can satisfy a need for me again.
"Love," you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Brook | March 26, 2009 at 01:24 PM
she too loves lasagna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmojtjhucy4
Posted by: sam | March 26, 2009 at 02:45 PM
Taken out of context, this almost makes her seem kind of sweet, like someone you would want to hang out with, if you had no need whatsoever for stimulating conversation...on second thought, maybe "hang out" is too strong a word. Maybe "go pet the dogs at the pet store" is better.
Posted by: KRHsan | March 26, 2009 at 03:31 PM
Wait. Does that mean she loves chocolate cheese lasagna?
Posted by: Queen Lena | March 26, 2009 at 04:01 PM
That fake voice KILLS me
Posted by: divaTy | March 26, 2009 at 05:55 PM
I think she let the mask slip in the pet store, and I have to say I feel for her.
Posted by: meatwhichdreams | March 26, 2009 at 07:35 PM
I was really hoping that MTV.com would somehow make this season available, so that I could easily enjoy the British equivalent of Bikini Corrie.
Posted by: Cinemasochist | March 26, 2009 at 08:28 PM
I'm going to have to hold off watching this show, but it looks awesome and I loved the American version.
I thought I hated Paris Hilton, until I watched Paris Hilton's My New BFF. She's so great at being Paris Hilton.
Posted by: Aja | March 27, 2009 at 01:33 AM
What I wouldn't give for a gif of Paris kissing the dog and putting it in the LV bag. (please, Rich?)
Posted by: Rachel | March 27, 2009 at 11:11 AM
FIONA hahaha that is awesome, the Germans have a word for everything. :)
Posted by: moss | March 27, 2009 at 11:26 AM
This is amazingly LOL, as I have come to expect from your vids.
P.S. How do you feel about your stuff being posted over at ONTD? I would feel pretty frustrated if I was a blogger. I saw this over there after.
Posted by: Sal | March 27, 2009 at 12:43 PM
No Rich. Just, NO. I can get behind the love for Tyra...at least she DID/DOES something , asinine as it may be. I will never contribute to the pocketbook of this human waste in any way whatsoever. She's taken enough time out of my life by simply existing.
Posted by: maria | March 27, 2009 at 01:53 PM
This girl is full retard...
BTW: I love my boobs too.
Posted by: Kelly Booth | March 27, 2009 at 02:27 PM
Crazy Paris... I both liek and dislike her at the same time. She dating that guy from the hills now right? Dont know his name...
Posted by: Holy Cuteness | March 27, 2009 at 06:56 PM
Ah, Paris. What a fascinating creature - she takes so much, we give so little, and somehow she's become the most famous person ever. She does nothing, we do nothing (who actually buys from her hair extension line? Didn't Zsa Zsa do wigs herself? Hmm. Paris strikes me more as an Eva Gabor archetype...but, lo, I digress...)and whammo! she tops some global survey on name recogntion, beating jesus, mother theresa, and P-Di. Plus - she has huge feet. I hear she's perfectly charming irl.
Posted by: sean | March 28, 2009 at 04:12 AM
Excuse me, but having size 11 feet when you're super tall doesn't mean that your feet are huge. If she had size 7 feet they'd look too fall, and She'd probably fall over.
P.s. I have size 11 feet too!
Posted by: cote | March 28, 2009 at 08:54 PM
Oops. I meant to say "they'd look too small"
Posted by: cote | March 28, 2009 at 08:54 PM
Hilarious, but vastly reinforces how vapid she is. She just loves, loves, loves everything. And what's up with the blond dudes "I love you so much." Huh? Does he even say that to his mother?
Posted by: hal | March 29, 2009 at 03:45 PM
She is 3/4 more tolerable than when I first saw her on The Simple Life.
Posted by: rocksee | March 30, 2009 at 01:29 AM
I love some of the music they've nicked - the House MD opening, the American Beauty theme...
Posted by: LauraGee | March 30, 2009 at 09:18 AM
Her baby voice makes me want to deafen myself. And yet, I still watch this.
Posted by: Kim | March 30, 2009 at 07:37 PM
Uh oh, some jerkface stole this video from you :(
and without any apparent credit given to you.
Posted by: Brittany | March 30, 2009 at 08:41 PM