All you need to know about this week's Paris Hilton's My New BFF is that this exchange took place:
Oh, and a girl was persecuted for dressing up for a red-carpet challenge as though it were a pageant (even though the winner of said challenge was eventually named Miss Paris), the plus-size girl got kicked off for basically being bigger than the rest and the other girl that got booted ("Bowhead") cursed at Paris when she was let go. It was kind of epic, except not at all.
Oh, oh and one more thing! She asked another one (the boy) what his favorite planet is. It's Venus. "'Cause it rhymes with your favorite thing in the world?" Paris wondered. No, bitch, because it rhymes with your favorite thing. You know they're all lemmings following your every cue and BJ.
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Posted by: Sabrina | June 17, 2009 at 04:15 PM
That headband is squeezing her brain too much...
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Posted by: roxy | June 17, 2009 at 04:44 PM
Awww, I'm kind of disappointed with how short this is :\ I love your recaps.
Posted by: Lolita Hazed | June 17, 2009 at 08:14 PM
God help me, but that .gif almost makes he fuckable. Almost.
Posted by: Ian | June 17, 2009 at 08:35 PM
Jesus she just gets worse and worse. I used to think that she was somewhat pretty, now she just looks lewd to me. Ick.
At least she makes for good tv.
I will admit, I giggled a little at that zinger about Venus. I couldn't help it... I'm twelve inside.
Posted by: Mouchois Melvin | June 17, 2009 at 09:30 PM
I wish that someone would pull a Mean Girls and tell Paris that "hungry" is never going to happen.
Paris is actually pretty unlikable and hypocritical this season. I wonder what happened?
Posted by: Janine | June 18, 2009 at 07:39 AM
What is with the head bands? Every darn reality show person sports them. Is it to keep their wigs on? Or to keep their brains in?
Posted by: me | June 18, 2009 at 01:36 PM
This episode deserves a longer recap.
Posted by: Emily | June 18, 2009 at 01:38 PM
That's from a Lilly Tomlin stand up
Posted by: Katie | June 18, 2009 at 01:44 PM
Inquiring minds want to know: how does the gay boy get his hair to look so nice? It looks like he don't need product at all; it's so soft and clean looking, yet still curiously faux-hawked and obviously teased into submission. HOW DOES HE DO IT?
Posted by: OMG | June 18, 2009 at 04:26 PM
I really wish had a video snippet of the mani-pedi conversation when Paris agrees that talking in a fake voice is annoying.... tru dat.
Posted by: that's Mrs. Nigel Barker to you | June 19, 2009 at 04:33 AM
It's too bad that a gay guy that's actually hot is never unenlightened/suicidal enough to audition for this show.
Posted by: matthew | June 19, 2009 at 04:34 AM
This episode made me feel like wearing a tiara everywhere just to piss everyone off
Posted by: matthew | June 19, 2009 at 07:36 AM
really liked kaitlin's makeover.. ugly teeth tho
Posted by: Vinny | June 21, 2009 at 04:25 PM
Haha this show is awesome. It's like a trainwreck waiting to happen and I can't look away. Seriously, i always watch it because its so funny.
Anyone else think the whole grocery shopping ordeal in episode 4 was hilarious? I can’t believe none of the girls realized that you had to gut the duck or knew that they had bought a frozen one.
Also I loved the song they used, called “Piggy Bank” by Jet Stream. I thought it was funny and ironic to hear the lines “money make the world go round” and “the world is my supermarket, filled with shopping carts” while these girls are all shopping for Paris Hilton’s dinner haha. There’s a video clip of that scene at : http://modestcomplexity.blogspot.com/2009/06/piggy-bank.html
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