Did you watch Lindsay Lohan's latest cinematic flail, Labor Pains, on ABC Family last night? I did! It was all downhill after the donuts, let me tell you. These days, there's nothing like a Lindsay Lohan movie for unintentional humor. It's to the extent that it's starting to feel purposeful. Anyway, even though Lindsay has (to my knowledge) never faked a pregnancy to keep a job at a book publisher and, in the process, fallen in love with a blandly handsome older gentleman, she felt totally typecast in this 90 minutes of (non-handsome) blandness. At least 10 key lines seemed completely applicable to Lindsay's life. I have, of course, collected them with accompanying evidence below. That's what I do and I'm not gonna stop anytime soon.
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...and this is why you are going to be rich and famous one day. Very funny, Rich.
Love this blog header, btw.
Posted by: Syd | July 20, 2009 at 12:33 PM
genius!
Posted by: thealchemist | July 20, 2009 at 12:38 PM
woooow, great job. lol I wish lindsay could watch this.
Posted by: Angela | July 20, 2009 at 12:43 PM
That was actually pretty hilarious. I couldn't stomach more than five minutes of that film. Kudos to you.
Posted by: The UC | July 20, 2009 at 01:15 PM
This is why youre hot.
Posted by: lipstickface | July 20, 2009 at 01:42 PM
Rich, how do you do it? How do you make me want to see a recent Lohan movie?
Posted by: Jen - The Alien Spouse | July 20, 2009 at 02:57 PM
Rich = THE BEST
Posted by: MB | July 20, 2009 at 03:00 PM
I love Rich. I love fourfour. I love Winston.
I think Rich is hilarious.
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Dr Josh
Posted by: Dr Josh | July 20, 2009 at 04:26 PM
You know, I can't find it in my heart to slam poor Linds these days. I defy you to go back and watch Mean Girls or Freaky Friday. That kid was going somewhere. In all sincerity, I really wish she'd turn this around. Admit it, your heart swelled when Britney released Circus.
Posted by: Vanessa | July 20, 2009 at 05:33 PM
Awesome demonstration, Rich, of how "art" imitates life.
Posted by: Langtry | July 20, 2009 at 05:50 PM
oh rich, only you! so perfect! so brilliant! i'm so glad you're not going to stop anytime soon! genius. :)
Posted by: gem | July 20, 2009 at 07:12 PM
LOVEit
Posted by: lisa | July 20, 2009 at 07:14 PM
Ooooooooo, Chris Parnell, how far you have fallen.........starring in a movie with LINDSAY.
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Posted by: Ice | July 20, 2009 at 11:46 PM
THAT, was just pure brilliance.
Posted by: LisaL | July 21, 2009 at 03:08 AM
This video would be a lot better if the pop up video sounds weren't deafening loud and the clips barely audible.
Posted by: Monica | July 21, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Awesome sauce!
Posted by: London Marriott | July 21, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Truly inspired. Bravo.
Posted by: Lola | July 21, 2009 at 01:43 PM
Excellent. I'm a new fan of your blog, now.
Posted by: Wahoomcdaniel | July 21, 2009 at 01:59 PM
Excellent.
Although I'm now wondering about the original movie - how can you keep a job by faking a pregnancy? Isn't it always and without exception the other way around - you have to hide the pregnancy not to be canned instantly, especially in a "right to work" (ie. right to be fired without notice or reason) state?
Posted by: Charlene | July 21, 2009 at 03:04 PM
Ah-maz-ing. But I agree with Monica - the volume balance is a little off between the "pop" sounds and the clips. Other than that, This. Is. Genius.
I don't feel at all bad for Lindsay, she dug this hole all on her own. Britney was clearly having mental and emotional problems when she had her breakdown, hence, I was rooting for her to turn it around. Lindsay has been in and out and in and out of rehab, and mostly "out" at that. People have tried to help her and she's pushed them away - I'd say she deserves to reap the benefits of all her hard "work."
Posted by: Rae | July 21, 2009 at 04:05 PM
Hahaha I LOVE YOU!! Positively brilliant!
Posted by: Laura | July 21, 2009 at 07:21 PM
perfect!
Posted by: liz | July 22, 2009 at 12:26 PM
This just almost made the fact that I actually watched this crapfest worth it!
Posted by: shshsh | July 22, 2009 at 09:01 PM
I don't know. Lindsay Lohan has so may movies and years of career. But I honestly don't think that she acts at all. She's just a pretty face and hot bodie!
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