Oh boy, do I love this clip. I guess it might be old news to a lot of people who have followed Mike Tyson's career or who enjoy YouTube supercuts. But I didn't know about this shit till my friend Dean told me it was included in the mesmerizing and sad documentary Tyson (out on DVD this week). It's from a 2002 press conference, in which Mike Tyson also bit Lennox Lewis' leg. I guess he was on a homoerotic roll that day. I understand that Tyson is a convicted rapist, so telling anyone -- man or woman -- "Come here tell me that before I fuck you in your ass," isn't so surprising. Then, to gay-bash the guy you just said you were going to have sex with by calling him a "faggot," is strange. To go on to promise, "I'll eat your asshole alive," is curiouser! And to climax with, "I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot," is simply amazing. People say that rape is about power, not sex, but Tyson here casts it in the realm of affection. He's on another plane for sure.
Below is another WTF-moment from Tyson, revealing he doesn't just eat assholes, he also performs fellatio. Seriously, that's what he says. All these years later, his oral fixation is still being used on man parts.
The one and only question that remains, then, is: would you hit it? I sho as hell wouldn't...
Posted by: OMG | August 20, 2009 at 01:52 PM
"I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot." ended up as the theme to the Valentine's day card I made for my boyfriend 2 years ago. I be romantic.
Posted by: Jessica | August 20, 2009 at 02:51 PM
"I'll eat your asshole alive, you little bitch" yikes, mike way to threaten someone with a good time
Posted by: Caligula | August 20, 2009 at 09:07 PM
I think he meant to add "no homo" afterward.
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Posted by: andylee8586 | August 21, 2009 at 02:21 AM
He's not so bad, he just wants to have people love him... even if that means he has to fuck them and eat their assholes.
Posted by: zamblee | August 21, 2009 at 03:47 AM
He's not so bad. He just wants people to love him... even if that means he has to fuck them or eat their assholes.
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Posted by: steele | August 21, 2009 at 09:09 AM
Was this a prison "her?" Because it really could have been fellatio, of a sort.
Posted by: Kristi | August 21, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Uh, WOW. It starts out kind of like, "I'll prove I'm more of a man, and you're a bitch" but he goes into such... detail!
I think there's two things at play here. One, Tyson spent at least 3 years in jail that I know of. I'm not saying he fucked anyone (I have no idea), but would you be surprised? And in any case, he was definitely in an environment with lots of prison sex, I'm assuming a fair amount non-consensual. Two, Tyson converted to Islam, and in the Muslim tradition, whoever is the top or is receiving a blowjob is still "a man" (as a Muslim dude explained to me once) and the other guy is the gay one - basically, whoever is being penetrated is the gay guy, especially if they're enjoying it. So that thinking is something Tyson would likely be familiar with. In this sense, that he would bring pleasure to someone by fucking them to ecstasy and eating their ass only makes them MORE gay, which fits in with his slurs.
I can say that while I completely loathe the thinking behind this, I kind of wish the particular format of the insult would take off. Instead of the unimaginative "Fuck you", people could be like, "Yo, I am going to tenderly lick your balls before I deep-throat you until you jizz all over my face." Ohhh, someone got served!
Posted by: JJ | August 21, 2009 at 10:33 PM
OMG JJ, your "Yo, I am going to tenderly lick your balls before I deep-throat you until you jizz all over my face" statement was almost on par with the creativity and hilarity of any fourfour standard. In other words, pants peed. Well done!
Posted by: ChikoChevere | August 25, 2009 at 11:16 PM
:lol @ the muslim tradition quote. Dude, that muslim guy who fucked you is just playing with your head.
Mike Tyson is a guy's guy. I doubt anyone who meets one would not fall in love instantly, and sometimes what no homo means is just I'd suck your dick, but it's out of admiration.
Posted by: yeshomo | August 29, 2009 at 06:26 AM
Ick. He sounds gayer than I do.
Posted by: sean | August 30, 2009 at 06:03 PM
I put her on the sink and started to perform fellatio and then I thought, "Wait, this chick looks just like that guy whose asshole I offered to eat alive at the Lennox Lewis press conference. Also, she has a penis."
Posted by: Vanessa M | August 31, 2009 at 11:01 AM
I think he is not bad so much . He just wants people talk about him and like him. He always sound great.
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